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gogleman374 writes: YOU DECEPTI-BASTARDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Unknown writes: Old Lady: This'll tis you for trying to kill my award winning roses!!
Unknown writes: Kid: Excuse me can I have my baseball back
Old Lady: So it was you wh othrew that ball at my flowes Get the $%^& off my lawn or else!!
Kid: AHHHH

*SOMETIME LATER THIS LADY'S PICTURE APPERED ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED*
Tiedye writes: (Old Lady is working in her garden when some girl scouts come by)
Scouts-"Hello would you like to buy some cookies?"
Lady-"Well of course dear. Just let me reach in my purse and get the money.
(Hours later the the police had discovered t
Autobot bubbs writes: Now, with the power of Megatron at my command, thoes little brats will finally learn to stay off my F#*%@ lawn!
Judynator writes: *Ungly
Judynator writes: Mega: Hey ungy old woman! What is it the at gun?
Old Lady: Shut up, Megafool, and hands up, or I fire!
seminole1 writes: This'll keep those insecticons of my precious flowers.
Unknown writes: "ONE MORE STEP AND YOU ROBOT ASS IS MINE!!!"
Unknown writes: Fear the wrath of Granny-Bot!
(Don't do drugs kids!)
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Roadshadow writes: Get...off...mah...LAWN!
DarkMechJock writes: Daymn fayncy gee-iant robots! GIT OFFA ME LAWN!!
Scatterlung writes: PH33R M3 7r4N5f0rm0r n00b!!
Roadshadow writes: old lady: Hehehehehe...
Rumble: Oh God. I knew I shouldn't have called her an old French whore.
Dragonmaster Eradose writes: Old lady: I've got your leader, Megatron, and I'm not afraid to use him!
Nemesis Primal writes: There was an old lady who lived in a shed,
Bust a cap in your ass and now you are dead!
Don't worry too much, 'cause after this rhyme
She'll be caught by the cops and she'll do some hard time.
shepp writes: "Those Insecticons are eating my vegetables again!"
Exulted Unicron writes: An innocent grandma tries to beat the rush on getting the latest Galaxy Force toys.
Dragonoth writes: "Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
scattershot78 writes: Yeah, I know what you're thinkin'. Did she fire six shots or only five. Well, one more crack about my hair and you're gonna find out, but first you'd better ask yourself a question, "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, PUNK?
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Not Sonic writes: dammit, wheres my prune juice!
gauthic_angel7680 writes: I've gotta stop smoking crack, i keep seeing giant robots running through my lawn. even worse they keep stealing my cocain. I'm going to have to find a new hidding spot for it all.
Montmorency writes: Stick 'em up roses!
scattershot78 writes: Sunny, I told you this water pistol is Megatron's worst nightmare! All you have to do is squirt him in the neck with it and he'll start rusting so bad his head will FALL OFF! HEEE HHeee hHheehe !
tron01 writes: The next time Mary Jane Elizabeth trys to steal my roses, I'll shoot her in the ass in between the eyes!
DeltaOmega writes: I am a cobra Spy
Sustain writes: I know that talking to your plants helps them to grow, but I hate all that mushy stuff.
"Grow!! Before I blast you to pieces."
skyshadowprimus writes: after he man ended in the early 80s, the sorceress of grayskull took work on any cartoon that would have her....
HookX5 writes: "and den we take dis here waterin' hose and spray dese here posies...."

Poor old granna - repeat viewings of Armada left her with irreparable brain damage. Shortly after this photo she blew her head off while trying to drink from the �
DarkDranzer writes: Little did the warring Transformers know...a far more sinister being was lurking nearby...

Crazy Ol' Lady: Ehehehehehehehehe!! *insane woman cackling*
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Nemesis Primal writes: Spike: "That's Old Lady Heston, Daniel. Never play on her lawn, ever."
Dragonoth writes: Lord Zarak (as old woman): "My disguise is perfect! We will now witness the end of the Autobots! SCORPONOK, ARISE!" *thinking* (I'm glad I didn't have to practice cheerleading with the other Headmasters. Although, my body might look be
GL135 writes: Though the Pope may be down, his Army of God nun Comando's are still holding their ground in the war against porn!
Starbeam writes: Not another COBRA crossover!
rodimoose writes: This new medicare idea SUCKS!
Viper 16 writes: martha stewarts evil twin
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: These Police Acamdemy sequels keep getting worse and worse.
Orionseid writes: You even think of touching my G1 Megatron...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "No Altenators here.Keep moving boy."
Pokejedservo writes: Why Grand Theft Auto and Home and Gardening TV NEVER mix!
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Doesn't this look like one of those walk through police friend or foe gun training scenario's?
TheRoMan writes: It was nearly the end of 1984. Things were great at Hasbro, they had a hit cartoon line in the Transformers. Then, some TV exec. had a bright idea. "What if we made the ulimate family show....we combine Little House on the Prairie with the Transforme
Missinginaction writes: This'll teach them stupid kids not to kick footballs into my garden!!
Binaltech Bombshell writes: A gun wielding Bea Arthur terrorizes the set of "The Golden Girls Reunion."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Mrs.Doubtfire 2:Fight fire with fire

"Hellllloooooooo children don't sell that crack in my neighborhood."
Binaltech Bombshell writes: After years of abuse about her pointy skull, Granny Conehead decided to get even.
Binaltech Bombshell writes: An early character model for Konami's "Rumble Roses" sequel, "Tusslin' Tulips."
Sunswiper writes: as you see you dont wanna mess with holland.
Loring_AFB writes: Norman Bates makes a cameo appearance in the new Transformers movie, slated for the summer of 2006.

Norman: Mother, Arcee is a good lady for me.
Mother: No she is not! Kill her! Kill her now!
Or do you want me to do it?
Norman: No, Mother! I
GL135 writes: God! I hope those guys from the G.I. Joe fan site don't blow my cover.
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NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: To help reduce speeding the city of South Amboy started supplying granny with a radar gun.

She'd toil in her garden daily,clock speeders,and radio ahead to a unit lying in wait.

Sneaky,damn sneaky.
Neko writes: *BANG*
That'll teach ya not to put me in no Nursing home!
Armbullet writes: Next weeks eposide
When Nuns Attack!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Old Lady,"DON'T RUN PAT LEE! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! WE'LL FIND YOU NO CORNER OF THE EARTH IS SAFE! YOU'LL PAY IN BLOOD LEE YOU HEAR ME!!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Not one guard at the Rahway Prison wanted to do a cavity search on old lady Grimsby,but they paid with there lives when she produced a weapon!

Rahway Prison Policy was revised after this incident.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: BEHOLD:The all new ROBOT MASTER!

When Donnie retired Granny took up the family embarrassment.
siekone writes: And in todays news! an elderely woman wearing half of wolverines mask waved a decepticon gun in the air pronouncing that she had that not so fresh feeling.
ninjabot writes: What do you mean this is your leader, I bought this at the pawn shop down the street.
OptimuspRime3 writes: this oughta teach you damn dogs for pissin on my rudebegas!
Carlos_Oliviera_U.B.C.S. writes: "Damn baby! I told her I didn't want to babysit! This'll shut it up!"
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thexfile writes: and you al thought us dutch foke were sutch nice foaks.... ;-) think again nextime you see an old lady withe some tulips.... ;-)
Nagi writes: old crone: "Damn them Decepticreeps, this'll teach them to disturb my siesta!"
Megatron: "Decepticons, retreat!!!"
Starscream NZ writes: this'll keep the Commie's at bay!
Jetfighter Prime writes: it was a beutiful day when the forrest sounded with gunfire and if you got closer you could see the Autobots and decepticons running for their lifes because of one old lady shooting after them with flowers and bullets
-Ry- writes: The autobots last battle ended in their demise as the ultimate teamup between black Megatron and an old lady, decimated there forces and destroyed the matrix.

not even Primus himself could stop the horrible onslaught of a feeble women's punches a
buddhaquest writes: Worst acid trip ever!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Bring me Gerital!"
Arc the ZAKO writes: *The Aramda Autobots come out of the Spacebridge, Optimus lands on the lady's flowers and transformers*

Optimus: Alright Autobots, lets look for that Mini-con!
Old lady: You...stepped on my flowers...urge to kill...rising...urge to kill...rising
star_sabre86 writes: This year grandma thought ahead. No reindeer will be hitting her this time.
Brakethrough writes: Unicron: Behold...Galvacrone.
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Octocon writes: Spike: "Oh no! now old lady's have target masters too!!!"

Brainstorn:"those Codgers swipping my idea, Ill sue!!
Octocon writes: Megatron: "Pleeease let me go! I'll be good I'll be good"

Old Lady:"oh no no i have the power and im never going to let off of you"

(megatron is either the gun badly drawn or out of shot doin farm work in energon chains
Octocon writes: Husky Voiced old women: "Geet Ofa Mai Propatah!"
Binaltech Bombshell writes: "Next one of you to call me 'The Roaming Gnome' gets a cap in the ass!"
Binaltech Bombshell writes: Visiting Grandma became less fun during her "Russian Roulette" phase.
Miken Ayers writes: One bold paparazzi narrowly escapes with his life, and this snapshot to get a pic of the allegedly still living Larry Fine working in his garden at this secluded Pennsylvania garden.
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Last year, grandma got run over by a reindeer. This year, grandma's planning on putting antlers over her fireplace.
Masterpiece Prowl writes: Old Woman: THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO DEMOLISH MY GARDEN YOU STUPID DECEPTICONS!
Megatron: HOLY SLAG! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AN OLD LADY WITH A GUN MEANS CERTAIN DEATH!
Other Decepticons: (Screaming)
Galaxy_Convoy writes: man, the pretender shells get uglier every year
Warhead writes: IM CRAZY AN I WILL F**KING KILL YOU
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JazZeke writes: A screen capture from the 2047 movie, "Miss Congeniality 16: Retired but Still Kicking."
The Matrix writes: When grandma started playing Counter-Strike.
trailbreaker writes: Hillary Clinton begins her 2008 bid for the White House in dramatic fashion....
trailbreaker writes: "Nobody touches my roses!!"
DarkProwler writes: Lady: "I wassss oncccce a man! Hsss..."
Megatron: "Well, that explains a few things..."
Marv writes: And to think that the Decepticons really thought that conquering Amsterdam would be easy...
Marv writes: Megatron's holiday photo's: posing with a local in the pittoresque Dutch town of Volendam.
Air Dawg writes: "Don't cry for me, Argentina!"
Patrick O'Shea writes: "Oh my God! She killed Daniel!"
"FREE! WE'RE FREE!"
Jetplague writes: The old Dutch woman shows young Daniel the size of her piece...naturally Danny is disappointed and moves on the the next red light district.
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lockepsb writes: This is a depiction of what Carly will look like in the year 2050.
lockepsb writes: You touch my tulips and I'll have to bust a cap in yo robot aff...terburners.
JazZeke writes: *Sigh* You know the video game industry is going to get blamed for this.
Road Turtle writes: The Flying Nun gose bad
Road Turtle writes: "You there! Get in the purse!"
Road Turtle writes: "Who's your grandma now bi**hes! Who's your grandma now!"
Marcus Rush writes: Welcome to Los Angeles
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: When Dorothy returned to Munchkinland she found it less friendly this time around.
mouse writes: "I got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum and a gun. Any questions?"
mouse writes: Do I look like a f***ing people person?!
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Kryptoniteking writes: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at yer side! Wait... where have I heard that?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: For years both Doris and Margaret had both entered the local tulip pagent,and every year Margaret had won,and gleefully boasted to Doris,"Well dearie,don't be hard on yourself,I simply must have a knack for this sorta thing."

This year D
RodimusPrime msralph writes: This cordless hair dryer is great, now I don't
have to move to florida to feel the warm summer
breeze.
omega magnes supreme writes: now how does this darn thing plant seeds again. and where do you put them. bzzzaat! oops, sorry optimus I hope you dont have any trouble sitting down. HEHEHE>
Halo writes: Alrighty now, stay away from my tulips and chickens, and no one will get hurt.
tfggerhk writes: who called me fat!!!
ninjabot writes: Allrigt, you constructicons better have that green house built by sun down, or else you won't have to worry about aircondictioning any longer.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "What was that crack about my wooden shoes? What? Huh? Yeah I thought so.Damn tourists."
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Sadly, in spite of her sterling record, Granny Gumpkins was disqualified from the Laser Tag championship tournament for hiding her sensor in her flower bed.
Atlanticus Prime writes: Old lady: "I was once a Cobra agent. Whoever said that I can't be a Targetmaster never noticed my purple outfit. Decepticons love purple."
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Atlanticus Prime writes: Old lady:"I love to show off the Megatron I got from the Dreamwave yard sale."
Arc the ZAKO writes: Old Lady: GET OFF MY FRICKING LAWN SONNNY!!!!!
Drewstorm writes: Old Lady: "Generation one Megatron is Mine!! All Mine!!!! *Cackle*. If you want him, come and get it!"
Thanatos Prime writes: Jazz and Ironhide are out on patrol...

Jazz "Look a human planting flowers."

Ironhide "Is it male or female?"

Jazz "I usually go by the tone of their voice, let's find out. Excuse me, human?"

Old Lady "W
Thanatos Prime writes: Skywarp "hey look at the puny old lady planting flowers, let's smash em' for fun."

Thundercracker "That ain't a bad idea, Skywarp."

Old woman, in a strangly masculine voice "Hey, you stay away from these. I ai
darkwind25 writes: The Swiss Miss girl, after hitting rock bottom, resorts to violence, vowing to never give away the secrets of the Swiss Miss chocolate formula.
Cybertron's Last Hope writes: All the lady is trying to do is grow her goddamn flower and she'll be damn if they are destroyed by Rhinox, who'd probably eat them.
Aernaroth writes: The dutch worked long and hard to grow the best tulips in the world, and they're holding onto that title by any means neccessary.
Redemption X writes: Get away from me roses! I'm not giving back that transformation cog thingee... it makes my little ones grow so nicely... you'll have to kill me for your precious COG!
TFBuyer writes: Dobby the house elf?
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TFBuyer writes: The absolute end of the Pretenders line...
Screambug writes: What does this have ANYTHING to do with the Transformers?!!
Towline writes: You Liberals better get off my lawn. This here's Bush country. Ya here?
Jaw Crusher writes: Here you see a snippet from the 'lost G.I. JOE crossover episode' of the post-movie Transformers cartoon. In this scene, Marissa Faireborne's mother proves she still knows the dreadful hiss of Snake's voice when she hears it.
1337W422102 writes: "Beast Machines" Megatron's original Beast Mode.
terradive2020 writes: you can try to put my ass in a home
terradive2020 writes: youll never take my house bitches
terradive2020 writes: looks like youll be marrying my daughter boy
energonexpress writes: I'm taking the magic flowers! If anyone follows I'll shoot!
konrad25 writes: its not a penis! its a gun, so no .. i aint glad to see you... now get off my land
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1337W422102 writes: The news of Dreamwave's demise finally hits Holland, and boy are they pissed.
1337W422102 writes: "Hey, how come you guys have cool Earth car alt-modes? Why do I have to be an old lady?"

"Hey, at least Hasbro didn't trim your horns!"
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: Ladies & gentlemen, I give you Megatron's robot mode for the TF movie.
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: Seymore needs blood to ggrow....yor will do nicely.
JazZeke writes: Hasbro could not understand why they had not sold one toy of their latest Pretender toy, Grannynator.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: In real life Marissa Fairborne looked very differant without make-up on.
Nemesis Primal writes: Old hag: "Not laughing at the smurf hat NOW, are ya chuckles? That's right, go bleed on someone else's lawn, ya punk!"
Acelister writes: "If you want some floewers, ya gotta pay for them... With your life!"
Ratbat writes: Hold it right THERE, mister!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Keep white washing that picket fence Becky Thatcher,or I'll blow your frigg'n head clear across the Mississippi."
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Toonami writes: If one more of you punks steal my flowers it'll be the last thing you do.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Ol Mutha H's Gat's for tot's drive was a huge hit in the urban area's of California.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "I know what your thinking did she fire five shots or six.The question you've gotta ask youself is do you feel lucky.Well do you,punk?"
dinoboss 5 writes: ya I killed whellie and youl never get me alive copas
tfggerhk writes: weed extermination!!!
tfggerhk writes: damn kids stay out of my yard!!!
Mkall writes: "It you stupid tulip don't grow..."
/v\egatron writes: "I swear, on more person mistakes me for a woman, they will be done for! I am Cobra Comander! So what if I like to dress metrosexual?"
wraeth_x writes: Behold the power of pretender Ultra Magnus!
Road Turtle writes: Watch out, Grandma's sport'n her colors again!
Last week she gang tagged the retirement home and jacked some old guy's walker!
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Road Turtle writes: "Dis is my hood!"
Aeros writes: Next Mo-Fo to make a crack about my Hizat is gonna get a cap in his ass, Get Me?
Road Turtle writes: "Don't make me bust'a cap you little punks!"
xxaMaxx writes: This is the last time I'm gonna tell you: No, I am not Krusty the Clown disguising himself as an old woman!
zopilote_z writes: Freeze buster! I haven`t wait 80 years to be deflowered this way
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "It's a Chuckle Patch dammit laugh!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Old Lady,"Excuse me. Mr Han Solo you forgot your laser gun!!!"

Han Solo,"Thanks mom!"
Ransom writes: Random person: What's your secret to growing such beautiful crimson flowers?

Elderly woman: It takes a special crimson liquid...*pulls out gun*
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Damn Transformer fans get off my lawn!!!!
Kevinus Prime writes: Old Lady: "Gotcha!"
Wheelie: "AAARRGH!"
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Fender Bender writes: Women: That's the last time you take a crap on my flowers, Lazerbeak!
Kevinus Prime writes: "You'll never take Ma Barker alive! Get 'em boys!"
Kevinus Prime writes: The Flying Nun is seriously p!ssed.
Kevinus Prime writes: Screen capture from CSI:Holland!
Kevinus Prime writes: "It's Wabbit Season! Huhuhuhuhuh......"
Kevinus Prime writes: "I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it wil
Kevinus Prime writes: "Go ahead...make my day..."
Bunny_FooFoo writes: You'll never get my viagra, you fiends!
Frostic_Prime writes: Sunstreaker's new desquise!
doodoobrova writes: Where is Larry from the Three Stooges now? Reppin' Crip Locs off Watts in Compton. He still tends to his prize garden.
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Unknown writes: "Wreck my flowers with a Supersoaker 500, would you? Well, eat this, you little bastiches!!!"
Nemesis Cyberplex writes: And her cookies taste like arsenic, too....
Bruticus Buckeye writes: The Morton's Salt girl is really pissed off now!
King Slick writes: Old Lady-"You hulagens best stay away from my panseys!"
Demolisher-"Who you calling pansey?"
Cyclonus-"Not me...I am too cowardly to be a pansey."
Emerarudo_chan writes: Here Wheelie Wheelie Wheelie, come to grandama!
Thanatos Prime writes: ...and then when I got home, I saw my husband with that woman I saw him looking at and I says "Hey! you keep off my man!" and I shot her then I turned to my husband and I says "You keep your paws off other women or you're next, yah hea
Fender Bender writes: Woman: Help! This bag has swallowed my hand and I can't get it out. *Tosses gun to her* Thanks! This outta do it...
Fender Bender writes: Woman: Roses are red, violets are blue, you best run away, before I shoot you!

Immediately, Wheelie was not only impressed, but afraid aswell.
Fender Bender writes: Woman: This'll teach you to keep blowin your leaves into my yard...
Fender Bender writes: Woman: Who's your granny now, bi$@#!
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Fender Bender writes: Woman: I better make room in my purse for the reward, I just found Osama...
Fender Bender writes: Woman: That's not all! I still have Soundwave and Reflector in my purse!
Fender Bender writes: Woman: Elmer! Get your shotgun, thems aliens is back!
Fender Bender writes: Woman: So this gun isn't big enough you say?! Just wait until I pull the other one out of my bag...
Fender Bender writes: Woman: I will get you my pretty, and your little dog too...
Fender Bender writes: Woman: Aha! The CEO of Hasbro.
Tusko writes: I am Megatron!
I love to garden!
This woman is my pawn and minion! We garden together!
The fertilizer is hell on my finish and crab grass will be eliminated!
So say MEGATRON, gardener!
Fender Bender writes: Brawn: Decepticons!
Woman: Die Autobots!
Thanatos Prime writes: I was wondering where I put that. Oh well, it will look splendid next to these roses.
terradive2020 writes: hello husband I see your talking to that neighbor girl again
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Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #105 - Megatronus
Twincast / Podcast #105:
"Megatronus"
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Posted: Sunday, November 23rd, 2014