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trailbreaker writes: Bad breath dude !!
Chrisby writes: That bastard said LIGHT wear! He is SO getting negative feedback!
mechislander writes: When Transformer collectors get old and cranky
bringo writes: Level 10 diffcultly?
How do ya change him into a plane?
He's a $%^$$ truck?
What the hell!
bringo writes: Mint in box? I think not. Damn Ebay.
Judynator writes: Stupid TF toys! Stupid-stupid-stupid!!!
Kamakaze Thrower writes: D**MIT, HE'S MISSING A WHEEL!
Archanubis writes: Oh boy! Show accurate figures!
crypto199 writes: I hate theese Happy Meal toys! Always poorly made! I miss the Action Masters, they looked funny. HE he he
Scatterlung writes: Giant: NO I DON'T WANT ANY FRIES WITH THAT!!- Back to top -
soundwavegt writes: Magnus: I got two words for you, Chuckles! Breath Strip!!!
DestronMatrix writes: Giant:"I smell the blood of a...(farting noise) good god what the hell is that!"
Magnus:"um... that was Divebomb"
prime idiot writes: God-damn crappy knock-offs!
Roadshadow writes: The Predacons found a new way to destroy Autobots, sending them to...COLLECTORMUS, the giant Transformers Collector!
Ultra Magnus: You told me this guy was gonna have a beer drinking contest!
Predacons: Well...we lied! That's how we send Aut
doowaneeprime writes: Magnus: He came to life, good for him.
Divebomb(to giant): I keep telling you Flanders has it.
Marv writes: N-no Metroplex! I-it's a LOVELY Pretender shell! We all wish we had one just like it, don't we boys?
Marv writes: And who would've thought Unicron was really just some guy in a suit?
Marv writes: Run! Save yourselves! Galvatron has unleached a giant Serious Toy Collector!!!!
Marv writes: Yeah...and "Fe Fi Fo Fum" to you too!
Marv writes: Sir, please, "eat me!" is just a figure of speech...- Back to top -
Marv writes: Giant or not, no 7-year old should have a beard like that!
Marv writes: Magnus was angry and humiliated at being used as a transformable robot toy. But then again, for some strange reason...it felt natural to him somehow...
gauthic_angel7680 writes: Magnus: Psst, Divebomb.
Divebomb: Yah, Magnus.
Magnus: Hey, I wonder how much cocain we can sell him?
Divebomb: Man we would be set for life.
HookX5 writes: Giant: "Waaaaait a minute - there's no takara 1985 stamp on this! Why..I've been had! this is a knock-off!"
Nemesis Primal writes: Methinks this guy's watched Toy Story one time too many if he expects his transformers to answer him. ;)
red_ensign writes: Ultra Magnus: My God...I can see years worth of chunks of food and waste collecting in that unshaven beard of his...And ONE OF THEM LOOKS LIKE WHEELIE!!!
red_ensign writes: I will not be talked back to by my own toy! Do you hear me? Do you? Do you?!?
red_ensign writes: Obsessed and Underhygenic Fanboy: "Yes! Yes! YES! My complete G1 collection is now be complete! And no one is going to stop me! Not even you, Ultra Magnus, not even you!"
Ultra Magnus (The toy): "..."
Obsessed and Underhyge
scattershot78 writes: Giant: " You know what I do to smart aleck toys!?"
U. Magus: " You smash us to pieces and then flush us down the toilets? "
Giant: "Close. I rip off your eyelids and force you to watch G2 transformer episodes! Hahaha! Then
Pokejedservo writes: Why giants should not be on e-bay...- Back to top -
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"Are you the Easter Bunny?"
UM,"Where the hell is Cyclonus when you need him?"
Orion_Pax writes: Angry giant, "Wich one of you is Tom Thumb"?
Orionseid writes: Mort would occasionally take his collection out of its packages to play with them, but would soon feel guilty about it and deny himself desert.
Orionseid writes: Artist rendition of the typical adult Transformers fan.
Hitch writes: Giant, "Have you seen my keys little robot?"
Ultra Magnus, "Ummm... He's got them!" points to Divebomb.
Hitch writes: Gaint, "CANDY?"
Ultra Magnus, "Oh god no..."
Hitch writes: Giant' "WHY BOY HIT MY NOSE!!!
Ultra Magnus, "Uhh... thats not you line..."
Giant, "Oh, quite sorry there old chap! Lets have a another go, shall we?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"I just sat on a Quintesson,and I'm gonna need one of you to pull it out."
Ultra Magnus,"Oh no."
nojimus writes: Magnus: I am a completely useless leader!
Giant: I can't deal with that right now
Arc the ZAKO writes: Giant: Hey can any of you do the robot? - Back to top -
Ultra Magnus: Well...yes...I am a robot...
Giant: Do the robot!!! *pats club in hand*
Warhead writes: me have new friends... old ones dont move no more
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"I gotta get a bigger house.I simply do not have the proper room to display you guys properly."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"DAMN YOU ALL! WHY WON'T ANY OF YOU DO THE ROBOT????"
Suzuki writes: GIANT: Okay, now once and for all I'm going to find out if you really DO look like a white Optimus Prime or not!
ULTRA MAGNUS(meekly): mother...
feuerfreiguy writes: Giant: OK so far the highest one of you sissies went with one of my rockets is 2000 ft.
I wanna push 2500 so ill you some good tape this time.
Colinus Maximus writes: Giant: Darn, still not the clear chase Ultra Magnus. Guess, I'll add it to my kitbash pile.
Ultra Magnus: Help!
Tantrum: Sorry. We can't deal with that now.
feuerfreiguy writes: Giant: Insert slot "A" into slot "B" hmm...
but slot "B" is in the girl transformer?
Vile MK III writes: Giant:Ah new TF came in mail!
(Other Predacon look at him sadly.)
Giant:Don't be mad cus' me play with new toys!AHHHHH!
Ultra Magnus:Uhh,you need to brush your teeth.
Octocon writes: Man: Hmm, this is great, i was expecting that Diaclone rubbish, but ive got the real deal... look even Ultra Magnus has a removbable head
Ultramagnus: Rodimus Help!
Man: Thank honey the birthday gifts are prefect
Octocon writes: Transformers displaying there fortune tellers predictions in 1987 that they would hold on to fans well in to maturity.- Back to top -
depicted here is the firsts recognise mature fan,Jon Beckanspiel, he is now in 2005 the oldest known transformers fan aged at a woopi
wavelength writes: giant: finaly show accuracy!
Nemesis Primal writes: Fred's dad is here, and he is PISSED.
Acelister writes: "And when I push this button, Ultra Magnus sings!"
Ultra Magnus: "Transformers! Robots in disguise!"
Acelister writes: He'd finally had enough. This was the third time they sent him Transformers instead of Barbie dolls.
FIRE-BOT writes: wow i finaly got and ultra magnus figure look at the detail!!!
Acelister writes: Giant: "You look nothing like how Pat LEe drew you!"
Ultra Magnus: "Hold me higher and look up at me. About my crotch height."
*Giant lifts up Ultra Magnus*
Giant: "I don't see what you... Ohhhh..."
Acelister writes: Giant: "And now you're doomed, Giant! No I'm not! Why not? Because..."
*Giant smashes Ultra Magnus against the floor a few times*
Acelister writes: Giant: "Fi, Fie, Fo, Fum, I smell the fluid of a Cybertronian..."
Ransom writes: Upon closer scrutiny, the giant realized that he had not bought a collectible "Optimus Prime" but rather a less-desirable "Ultra Magnus" action figure.
Thundercloud writes: GIANT: "I said to step, twirl, kick - step,twirl,kick!! It's NOT HARD!!- Back to top -
WHEELIE: Kick, step, twirl - this giant is a little girl!
HEADSTRONG: "And that's why I say - there can be no peace between us and other species, there can
magirus writes: ahhh! knock offs!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"Now.Highlight my hair."
UM,"Primus,take me now.
trailbreaker writes: Is this giant related to the alien kid in the TF episode "Child's Play" ????
trailbreaker writes: Magnus -- "Man, his breath stinks!"
Acelister writes: Ultra Magnus: "I told you LET him win musical chairs!"
Divebomb: "Are you sure?"
Tantrum: "Musical chairs? I thought it was musical statues!"
Acelister writes: Giant: "You had to sing 'Just Can't Get You Outta My Head' didn't you?!"
Ultra Magnus: "We're sorry!"
Giant: "Its stuck in my head now! I'll kill you!"
Ultra Magnus: "Quick , what gets r
Road Turtle writes: Daniel Whitwicky mutates and grows up...
"Who's whinning Now Magnus?! Who's whinning Now?!!"
Road Turtle writes: Magnus, "I Told you it wouldn't work!! We're both Boybots!!!"
Road Turtle writes: Giant, "You're an Autobot!"
Head Strong, "maybe we shouldn't mention that we're Destrons..."
Road Turtle writes: Magnus, "...Your father was a goat and your mother smells of elderberries!!!"- Back to top -
Head strong, "Did he just...?"
Tantrum, "Yeah, he's toast."
Road Turtle writes: Ultra Magnus' reoccouring nightmare of failing his smog inspection.
Giant, "Clean?! CLEAN!? Your tail pipe is Filthy! We're ripping it out!!!"
Magnus, "No! No! Leave me alone! I can't deal with you right now!"
Road Turtle writes: Giant, "I'm gona rip off your armor and leave you all white and naked!!!"
Binaltech Bombshell writes: Giant: It's "Dress Up Time"!
Magnus: The Junkions resurrected me for this?
Powermaster Jazz writes: Magnus: Can't we settle this amicably?
Divebomb: Wussy Autobot!
Hitch writes: Giant, "MY PRECIOUS!!"
feuerfreiguy writes: Hmm i wonder if his head transforms?
1337W422102 writes: "What?? Masterpiece Magnus has a trailer that combines with him??? Hell yeah!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Ultra Magnus finds himself in a staring contest he simply could not win.
arcee_rika83 writes: The show LIED to me... you're not very big at all! Why aren't you saying anything? C'MON!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"NO,NO,NO,NO. *sigh* It's tap,tap,tap,shuffle,shuffle,kick,spin.Then kick,shuffle,tap,shuffle,spin,spin.Look I'm not the one that's gonna look stupid on opening night.OK lets try this again.Tantrum,start'I'm a little te- Back to top -
Deathglide writes: This will teach you not to run away from my collection!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: UM,"Have you considered mouthwash?"
Road Turtle writes: Giant, "Oh m'god you farted!"
Magnus, "Well if you didn't squeeze so hard!"
DeltaOmega writes: Screw Gi-Joe. I gots me some Transformers now!
Binaltech Bombshell writes: Giant: I will hug them and pet them, and call them "George"!
Binaltech Bombshell writes: Magnus: Dude, your mouthwash just ain't makin' it.
Godfather Bluto writes: Giant: All right now I have the whole set.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"For the last time I'm telling you I could kick the crap outta this Unicron!"
UM,"Dude he's a friggin planet."
Tantrum,"Sweet Primus he's dumber than me."
Arc the ZAKO writes: Giant: Oooooh! A reissue Ultra Magnus! I've been looking EVERYWERE for one of those!
Ultra Magnus: I'm not a reissue! Put me down!!!
Giant:Oooh! He talks! *Tries to transform Ultramangus*
Ultra Magnus: OW! Hey! That hurts! Quite it!!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: When he woke to find a fake beard and moustache glued to his face while Ultra Magnus and Divebomb tapdanced on his chest, Ash realized bringing his Transformers to the haunted windmill had been a mistake.- Back to top -
Road Turtle writes: Collector, "Your box is gone and your chestplate's missing! You're loose and C-7!!!"
Magnus, "No! NO!"
Headstrong, "Ha, loser. Our boxes are mint and we have all our accessories, we're C-9 baby!"
Road Turtle writes: Head Strong, "Ok Tantrum, Magnus has him distracted, at the count of three we cap him in the knee. One, Two,...."
Road Turtle writes: Things went downhill for Harold after the divorce. He stopped shaving and was often found in his Mother's attic arguing with his toys.
Road Turtle writes: Grown Man, "I don't care if I'm 30, I still want to play with you!!!"
Ultra Magnus, "Get a life, and where did you put my chestplate you bastard!!!"
Head Strong, "Maybe if we hold really still he'll forget we&
Road Turtle writes: Giant, "HA! Now that I have you all, I will display you at Botcon and sell you on ebay for outragous prices!!!"
Ultra Magnus, "No! NO!"
Nemesis Primal writes: Scene from "Small Soldiers 2: Slightly Less Than Meets The Eye."
Thanatos Prime writes: Giant as Ultra Magnus: Stop right there Divebomb! Or else!
Giant as Divebomb: Or else what?
Giant: POW! BANG! ZOOM!
Giant's mom: Harold come down here! I got pizza bagels!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: What the hell? When was Mick Foley in Transformers?
Jaw Crusher writes: Unfortunately, such was the clamor of the G1 purists when Hasbro unveiled its new line of cartoon-accurate toys that the prototypes were slobbered into ruins in less than ten minutes.
DarkDranzer writes: DB: Waah!! I want my mommy!!!- Back to top -
UM: Would you please show at least the SLIGHTEST bit of dignity before we die?
DB: I just crapped myself...
UM: *blinks* Eeww...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: Giant,"I grow tired of asking you this.Where is the giant Oriental Massage Parlor located?"
Masterpiece Prowl writes: Ultra Magnus: You took us out of the box. We're no longer in mint condition!
Giant: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!! They're no longer collectables! (drops Magnus and Divebomb, who transform and escape, and the giant cries like a baby.)
Divebomb: WOW! I can
Arc the ZAKO writes: Gaint: Fe, Fai, pho, phom! Did you steal me bottle of rum?
Ultramagnus: Uh...rum? Why would I need rum? I'm a robot heh heh...
Divebomb: *burps with flames coming out* The chemeichals in Alchohol keeps our batteries charged!
Giant: *Looks at Div
Dark Monkelus writes: as the action unfolded the invisable man just sttod back and began to think
Dark Monkelus writes: giant: 'ich un of 'ou 'obots 'as ni 'ottom jaw?
Dark Monkelus writes: Divebomb: well, at least we don't have to stare at his crotch anymore.
Magnus: ...and it was undone... UNDOOOOONNNEEE!
Dark Monkelus writes: Magnus: hmmm, with our time travel device we have proof; Chuck Norris really was big in the 70's
Bruticus Buckeye writes: Damn kids leaving their toys on the floor! The Browns game is gonna be on soon, and if we can stop Elway, we're going to the Super Bowl!
JazZeke writes: These TRU reissues are so bad, even barbarians don't like 'em!
Fender Bender writes: Giant: I know you guys can change your size, and I need a ride, transform!- Back to top -
Magnus: It doesn't quite work like that...
Fender Bender writes: Giant: What did you say tough guy?!
Magnus: Nothing! Honest!!
Fender Bender writes: In a last ditch effort to save the Pretenders, Hasbro released Pretender Unicron...
Fender Bender writes: Giant: Mmm, candy with a shell...
Fender Bender writes: After his deal with Starscream, Unicron finally did get a new body....
Fender Bender writes: Giant: Why didn't you keep the Matix?!!
Magnus: I'm just a soldier!!!
Hot Rod: Hmm, should I save him now? Or should I go wake Optimus up again....
Acelister writes: Giant: "Micheal Jackson is innocent!"
Ultra Magnus: "Our friend's Daniel and Laserbeak would disagree..."
tequila stu writes: giant: fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an......hey your no englishman
Ultra magnus: really. 10 points to captain obvious.
Acelister writes: Giant: "Why did you tie me down?"
Ultra Magnus: "I told you we shouldn't act like Luliputions!"
Acelister writes: Ultra Magnus: "Just keep still and try to soil yourself..."
Divebomb: "Will that work?"
Ultra Magnus: "I don't know, but it will cover the smell I just made..."
KAMJIIN writes: Peeyooo!! Ultra Magnus, shame on you!- Back to top -
Acelister writes: Giant: "Sing it!"
Ultra Magnus: "No!"
Giant: "Sing it or I'll put you in my underwear!"
Divebomb: "And they call it..."
Ultra Magnus and Divebomb: "Puppy loooooveee..."
Acelister writes: Hot Rod: "Ultra Magnus! We're under attack again!"
Ultra Magnus: "I can't deal with that right now!"
Hot Rod: "You always say that..."
Ultra Magnus: "Seriously!"
Acelister writes: Divebomb: "I never thought it would end like this!"
Ultra Magnus: "I had a feeling..."
Acelister writes: Ultra Magnus: "How many times? We didn't take your wallet!"
Divebomb: "Where would we hold it?!"
Acelister writes: Ultra Magnus: "Brush your teeth!"
Ratbat writes: I've been a Transformers fan for over 20 years! Sure, a lot's happened to me in the past 20 years: I've grown taller AND wider at the waist, learned how to drive, visited a casino and did some gambling, got my first CD and CD player. And
Ratbat writes: I've finally found a bunch of high-quality, GENERATION ONE Transformers action figures! Nothing created TODAY can compare to the ORIGINAL Transformers. :)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Now.I will re-enact for the court room,exactly what happened that evening at the Jackson Neverland Ranch."
Solidus writes: Teaches me to bid on auctions with no picture, I just spent $1500 on a box of god damn Actionmasters!- Back to top -