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Frenchhorngirl writes: "Boots n' cats, boots n' cats..."
Heckfire writes: "OK, Minerva, Imma let you finish, but Arcee was a WAY better Headmaster than you."
Shadow of Lio Convoy writes: Hardhead: "Pokemon gonna catch them all!"
Other TFs: Oh S**T not Pokemon!!!!!
Hardhead: What I like Pokemon I watch it everyday and Moon said its a good idea to sing it
Mad_Mexicoy writes: 20 Energon Cubes going once.....going twice........SOLD to the guy with the cannon on his arm
DeltaSilver88 writes: Hardhead: "Gawain sa bukid sadyang hindi biro
Kaya nga pakinggan, aking ituturo
Ang awil at sayaw nitong magsasaka
Sa aki'y sumabay - kung kayo'y handa!"

TF Kids: "Handa na kami, kuya Bodgie!"
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seminole1 writes: I like big butts and I can not lie, you other robots might deny!
seminole1 writes: Girl you know it's true... oh oh ohhhh, I love you!
Unknown writes: AND I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: hay i never know they had a kareoky night here cool whens it my turn
Unknown writes: So then he says, "That's no duck!" But seriously folks...
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kanesomers writes: 'Jump back! Wanna kiss myself!'
shockblaster5 writes: This is what happened when Hardhead tried to sing "The Touch".
Duros; How did I ever talk myslef into being this guy's head?!
shockwave_inoz writes: Hardhead: "Yeah, the trailer park girl-bots go 'round the outside, 'round the outside, 'round the outside..."
Optimus Prime: "Will you shut the @#%*!! up??"
Eminem: "Now YOU gotta put a Shanix (Transformer currenc
UFO writes: *way off key*

"yeah! come on bay-beee!"
Roadshadow writes: Hardhead: Boomshakalalaboomshakalalaboom!
DarkDranzer writes: Hardhead:Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta g
Nemesis Primal writes: Hardhead: "So all this guy is saying is "Behold the mighty Wing Saber and his kneecap-mounted missile launchers!" and I'm like "WTF?" and..."

Audience: "Get him off the stage!"
Nemesis Primal writes: Hardhead: "In this round, questions are worth anywhere from $50 to $250 of Ultra MAgnus's money. Our starting categories are... 'Hide and Kremzeek'... 'School of Hard Rhinox'... 'If You Ate Planets, You'd Remind Pe
Nemesis Primal writes: Hardhead (singing): "When you get caught between Moonbase One and Autobot City... I know it's crazy, but it's true..."
shen zhao writes: It's the tonight show with Hardrock! Featuring Jazz and the tonight show band! And I'm Bumblebee. Tonight Hardrock welcomes Optimus Prime our leader. Megatron leader of the decepticons. And a special performance by Jazz. And now here's your
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commander setinel writes: i aint afraid of u Bitchs ill put your brains into stichs
MiGrAinE writes: Alright stop what youre doin, cuz Im about to ruin, the image and the style that youre used to....
cipher98 writes: Hardhead:Dare to be Stupid! Dare to be Stupid!
Weird Al (in crowd):I'm suing!
MechaDoom writes: Hardhead: I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
A genius in France,
Com&Con01 writes: Dance to the Jailhouse Rock!
Tiedye writes: (HARDHEAD in the middle of the WWF ring)- All right who's next to fight me! (Sees a tough guy in the crowd)" How about YOU!" "Think your man enough to fight me!"
Tiedye writes: (Singing)-"No matter what I do, you know I'm crazy over YOU. "Even if I'm with my bu, you know I'm crazy over YOU."
bluemoon writes: (Singing)I feel so pretty oh so pretty and witty...a-bots-BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Magnus writes: I'm just a hunka hunka burnin' love.
Tiedye writes: She Bangs,She Bangs. OH baby, She Moves, She moves.
(Only people who watch American Idol will be able to get this one)
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NightMare writes: (singing)And i will always love uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Unknown writes: Hardhead(singing): You got the touch, you got the power... Autobots:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Tiedye writes: HARDHEAD- "OK I know I'm not the best singer,but that smartass up there better shut up before I stick my blaster uhis ass
Unknown writes: If you play the CD backwards, it says, "The Show Is Over". (think Howard Stern!)
Unknown writes: "I'M JUST A SU-PA-FREAK! SU-PA-FREAK! I'M SU-PA-FREE-KAY!"
Unknown writes: Duros: (watching footage of Hardhead at a Karaoke night) HardHead you never told me you could sing. Hardhead: how did you get the footage? Duros: I am your head
Unknown writes: Hardhead: I... I feel so alive! For the very first time! I can't deny you! I feel so alive! Aye! I feel so alive! For the very first time! And I think I can fly!
Unknown writes: Hardhead(singing): I'm the minstrel man, I'm the shoeshine man , I'm the pole man, I a ------man watch me dance...

Jazz: That's it, this sukas goin down!

Blaster: Lets get him!
Unknown writes: Hardhead- (in japenses accent) I wuv karioke..I wana get away..I wana fry away with yooouuuu!!!
Unknown writes: I'll be here till Thursday! Try the veal! Thank you, and good night!
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Unknown writes: "Karaoke night RULES!"
Unknown writes: "you make me feel like a natural women..."
Unknown writes: *Hardhead at Cybertronian Idol*
(Hardhead): "Like a virgin...." (Judges): "That was utter slag, NEXT!!!!"
Fred writes: Highbrow, for the last time: it was my turn to sing!
matt writes: "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt.."
Longshot writes: Enough with the punch buggy yellow joke ! Bumblebee drives by 20 times a day and my arm is killing me !
Unknown writes: Welcome to the tonights show with Hardhead. Today we will have our special guest with Optimus Prime leader of the Autobots and Megatron leader of the Decepticons. And now here's your host Hardhea.
Unknown writes: Thanks.
I got food poisening today...i don't know when i'm gonna use it.
I like to tease my plants so when i water them i water them with ice cubes.
I like to fill my bath tub up with water then switch the shower on and pretend i&
Unknown writes: Oh yeh, popidal here i come!
Unknown writes: and then jerry i walked in on starscream and thundercracker ive never been the same
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Nemesis Primal writes: Blaster: "Stop, Hardhead! Don't eat that! It's my favorite microphone!" *CRUNCH!* Hardhead: "Tastes like chicken." Blaster: "That's just WRONG..."
Asheron writes: MOMMA , WHOO HOHO HOOOO !
Unknown writes: Let's sing "99 Cubes of Energon" again...for the hundredth time!
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Next item is this fabulous Chinese green table! Who'll start me at £50? £25? £25 is bid! £30! £35! £40! Any more? I'm selling at £40!! *bangs hammer* David D
Unknown writes: Hardhead, "Your mommas so fat, when her beeper went off I thought she was going in reverse!!"
Unknown writes: THANK YOU!!THANK YOU!!! I'M HERE ALL WEEK!!!
Unknown writes: YOU GOT THA TOUCH...Da..DUH! YOU GOT THE POWERRRRR...YEAH!
Unknown writes: THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS SALTY?
M writes: Auditions for "Mars attacks 2"...
Unknown writes: LOVING YOUU! IS EASY CAUSE YOUR'E BEAUTYFUL! DUDUDUDUUU... AAAAAAHHHH!
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Unknown writes: Hardhead: "Yeah duuuuuuuuuude!" Etemon: "Give me back my microphone!!!"
joseph writes: youeeeeeeeee WOEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
joseph writes: youeeeeeeeee WOEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Unknown writes: Hardhard has been payed by Hasbro & Takara to do something about those annoying Armada kids, Hardhead "If my bad singing dosen't put those peewee's right,
nothing will!"
Arkhaon writes: oops i did it again
omega icecream writes: give it to me baby uh uh uh!
Unknown writes: The impromptu duet of Hardhead with Bono during Bullet The Blue Sky at last night's PopMart show in Las Angeles made for a unique and unforgettable experience for concert-goers.
Kaiser Grimlock writes: AT THE COPA COPA CABANA...
Unknown writes: "אני מספר אחד על המיק&
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Yo! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!
Ultra Magnus: So tell me what you want, what you really really want!
Hardhead: I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha!
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Unknown writes: (In a deep voice) " More more more how do you like me? how do you like me?" (Audience)AWWW thats awful! Sounds like a cat being skinned alive!
Anonymous writes: I got those Transformer blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos... YEAAH!! Audience: BOOOO!!! GET OFF THE STAGE!!!
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Aaaaand they're off!! It seems that the Primes are leading the way, with the Ironhides in close pursuit! But-whoa! The Pretenders are closing in!!
THE MAN writes: im the one that you want ooo ooo ooo
Unknown writes: Oh yessiree folks...
Prime just passed the ball to Megatron.
It looks like Megs can get a clear shot, provided he's done stomping on that Quintessan.
Goblez writes: We are we are.....the Headmasters of the nation....We are we are...the headmasters of the nation
BlItZeR writes: I want chicken I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver!!
meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
Unknown writes: He was inebriated in this scene, isn't that funny enough?
mic_wreck writes: "Im slim shady, yes Im the real shady, all you other slim shady's are just imitating........"
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Can...you feel..the looooove tooniight?
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Meister writes: Do do do do do

Maria maria i like it loud
parkwood writes: Did you ever know that you're my heerrrooo! You are the wind beneath my wiiinnngggsss!
SilverStar writes: Hardhead: Some times I slather my nude body with Chocolate pudding, then go to the near place of worship and kill the clergman. Getting the attion of the whole congration, then procude to preach the worship of that religion cause I LIKE PUDDING!!
K-nonFodder writes: Hardhead"Stand By your man.. doh doh doh.. and tell the world you love him"
Nemesis Primal writes: If you play the record backwards, it says "Brawn is Dead".
Unknown writes: KAREOKEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Unknown writes: "I dont care-who you are, were your from or what you, did as long as you love me!"
Unknown writes: In the background you can hear booing and hissing.
TetraReris writes: We're the Princes of the Universe!
thexfile writes: and now for my special offer and that is only today and here while i'm demonstrating this to you , and it is not avalebel in any shops , not 1 not 2 but 3 extra mincons , and i'll trow in an extra new metal version of jetfire just if you
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Unknown writes: HH:Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everywhere, we got to be and got to see that were together.......
Unknown writes: Hardhead:"Here we are, born to be kings, we're the princes of the universe, here we belong, fighting to survive in a world with the darkest powersssss!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Hardhead:"Oh yes, im the great Headmaster, er, pretender, oooh,oooh, Im drifting in a world of my own, oooh,oooh, I play the game, but to my real shame.....
Unknown writes: I try to be admitted in "La Academia"
thexfile writes: Hardhead : so i said i need no other robot and i did it myyyyyyyyy way
Unknown writes: its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A, its fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
Unknown writes: Die, daniel, die! *Hardhead sings like a crow* *Daniel got hart failure*
amaratron writes: "once I was afraid...I was petrified..."
(voice offscreen): OH, HARDHEAD, YOU WILL SURVIVE! I KNOW IT!
DestronPride writes: No seriously ladies and gentelmen, what is the deal with energon these days?
Unknown writes: Weeeee'll staaaay, foreeever this way. You are saaafe in my spark, and my spark will go on and ooooon.
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APOLLO writes: Hardhead: "Why dont ya build me up, build me up buttercup..."
Unknown writes: MAN! I feel like a woman!
Zu Darkness writes: Tryouts for American Idole 3
Unknown writes: simon in the background: hardhead you are the worst singer for Robot Idol
Unknown writes: Well, since my Arcee left me, I've found a new place to dwell...Well, it's down at the end of Iacon Drive at...Heartbreak Hotel!
Unknown writes: HardHead: Everyone wants to be a robot, because the bot is only bot who knows where is it tell them because everyone wants to be a bot.
Chrono writes: It's hammer time, break it down.
Unknown writes: no, man, im serious, i can get it in this hole and any other hole for that matter!
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Ooo, what does this lever doooo...?
(Off camera) All: Don't touch that..!!
Hardhead: *Rips out of socket* er...ooops! Better hide the evidence! *laserblasts the machine to tiny bits*
PixieStixGirl writes: Hardhead: You might be a redneck if...
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Unknown writes: hey guys if we get a band together maybe we shlould call ourselves THE TALKING HEADS.
Unknown writes: hey i think i could definitely be the next singer in van halen.
Unknown writes: Ok Highbrown now put that crate over to the left.......no your left......THE OTHER LEFT!!!!!!!
yoyo writes: american idol here i come
Unknown writes: Someone pull this sharp thing out of my hand please
Unknown writes: Let's get down with the Hard Rock Crew (pretending to be Blaster)
Unknown writes: Backstreet backs, alright!
Unknown writes: Cerebros' Lessons in Pain Part 1: Never let Hardhead near the karaoke machine.
Dynamus Prime writes: Hardhead: This one goes out to my man Cerebros! Cerebros, let me here ya scream! Cerebros: Scream this!! (flips the bird)
Unknown writes: I've got sunshine on a cloudy day, and when it's cold outside I've got the month of May.
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Unknown writes: Do you really want to hurt me? Do you realy want to make me cry...
Bruticus writes: Hardhead: "Bam! Let's crank it up a notch!"
Unknown writes: Prime: "Doesn't anyone want to tell him the mic's not plugged in?"

Rest of the TF's: "NO."
Hot Shot writes: i will survive!
Hot Shot writes: i will survive1
Unknown writes: You wanna know who's next? Hardberg says YOUR NEXT!
Unknown writes: so whatcha whatcha watcha want?
Jade writes: All day I dream about sex....
Unknown writes: Hardhead:"It blew up!!"
Unknown writes: Hardhead: It's raining Men..asaur. Hal..e..
Simon (American Idol): Thats almost as bad as "disco Inferno!"
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Snake writes: and you know what stone cold starscream i'mm calling you out if smelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what hardhead is cookin
Unknown writes: *sings*
i wanna be the minority,
i don't need your authrity,
down with the moral majority,
cause i wanna be the minority
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking... Lorne from Angel (off screen) Ok, this is the last Autobot/demon mixer i'm hosting!
Jade writes: GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!!
Zu Darkness writes: the newest tactict in the Autobot depection war...Bad Karokee singing
Unknown writes: 31 flavors and all he picked out was vanilla??
Unknown writes: Hardhead: I don't wanna rock you Rock DJ! But You're making me feel so nice! When''s it's gonna stop...DJ? 'cause you're keeping me up all night! (Robbie Williams sings that).
Jade writes: Don't you want somebody to love.....la la
zach writes: hardhead:i was a pootin and a tootin a gruntin and a dumpin. optimus: im never going to his concerts again
Unknown writes: Hardhead: thank you for listening to autobot radio, here is some tunes to keep u transforming!
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Unknown writes: "O.K. everybody thanks for that round of applause. Please give a warm welcome to are next band Great White their pyro show is to die for."
Unknown writes: YO YO YO, DJ HardHean in Da house, me and mah posseare bringin the hotest tunes from Cybertron....CAN I GET A BOOYEAH!!!
ionacus writes: will the real slim shady please stand up
Unknown writes: No wonder his name is Hardhead!
Unknown writes: Hardhead:Billie Jean is not my Lover, shes jsut a girl sayin that I am the one, but the APC is not my son"
Unknown writes: Hardhead: commin straight from alabama, you F#%2 around and catch "c@&* in camera!"
Chromedome: he's really into this huh guys?
Optimus;(sigh) this is the last time that we let him rap with cookie monster on Sesame Str
Blackout writes: thats it one more crack about me being a headmaster and im going to kick some @$$
Unknown writes: "Ravage! Bad dog! CLEANUP ON AISLE 7! WHEELIE! BRING THE MOP!"
Air Dawg writes: If you want Stone Cold to whip the Rock's @$$ at Wrestlemania, give me a hell yeah!!!
jet convoy writes: She thinks my tractors sexy!!! *gets shot in the right hand* Hey it really turns her on!
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Unknown writes: Hey look I'm Justin Timberlake!
HardHead writes: "O.K. I justsaw some pictures of you guys now its my turn....Hey EDIMUS PRIME what trimester did your mom abort you...NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE nobody loves your jokes....MY SIDESWIPES PAINT IS CHIPPING have you moved out of your parents basement yet.
Unknown writes: Say, does anyone else out there realize that I have a Really 'Dirty' name? I though so? Who picks these stupid names anyway, monkeys?
hot_rod writes: Arcee, Are you sure this is a microphone?
Unknown writes: "AND THE TROGDOR COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTT!"
Unknown writes: R-A-Ez-Peh-A-Se-Teh you show no what mean to me
Sideswipe writes: in this corner, my boss, Optimus Prime! and in the other corner, some other robot named Optimus Prime and a little yellow bot with bumbees head type! Let's get ready for Cybertron Deathmatch! FIGHT!!
Unknown writes: So I said, thats not my armor plated turbodrive, thats my wife!
(crickets chirp in background)
Alriiight..have a great night folks! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Cromedome: YOU SUCK!!!!
Unknown writes: Optimus Prime, come on dowwnnnnnnnnnnnnn! You are the next contestant on "The Cybertronian Price is Right!"
Unknown writes: "Saddam....come out with your hands up !!"
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Unknown writes: Chromedome: What's more annoying than Wheelie? Hardhead about to sing "Sexual Healing."
teejay00 writes: "i bet i can put this whole thing down my throat, just like the pink earth woman on the scrambled channel.
any takers?"
Unknown writes: "Feelings. Nothing more than Feelingsssss."
Unknown writes: "Feelings. Nothing more than feelingssss."
Unknown writes: Next on American Idol, Hardhead, the heroic Autobot Headmaster will sing "Like a Virgin"...Sweet Jesus, where do we find these guys.
RodimusPrime writes: I'll see you sunday at at the Cyberdome!!!!!!(Wrestling Voice)
dan writes: Even if you gave me the rusty shoulder, I will still be your love muffler!
Unknown writes: Looooooooving you is easy 'cause your Megatron.........
Firestorm writes: Let me call you sweetheart...
Unknown writes: (Michael Crawford impression)
You alone can make my song take flight. It's over now, the Music of the Niiiiiiiiight.
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Optimus Primevil writes: Makounochi Ippo pababagsakin kita sa laban natin.
Unknown writes: Darn it~!!! I'm not real and will never love you back.
Unknown writes: "Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun. Me, a name I call myself. Fa, a long long way to run! Sew, a needle pulling thread. La, a note to follow sew. Tea, a drink with jam and bread, and that will bring us back to Doe, doe,
Firebird writes: O.K. Does everybody have their BINGO cards ready? First number is - B 16, I repeat B 16. The next number is.......
APOLLO writes: Ahem. Check 1..2.
Sodamn Insane, I am giving you just 1 second to surrender or I'll show you what "Shock N Awe"
really means!!
Unknown writes: Female voice:"Autobots' Karaoke Nite."
Hardhead: (singing Electronic Funk)
Unknown writes: I think he's saying: "Attention to all Decepticons. I repeat, attention to all Decepticons. You're about to be scrapped!"
Unknown writes: This one goes out to all the ladies!
Unknown writes: ah so this microphone ISN'T made of butter after all! ow! my teeth
scorpy writes: Hey, I ordered chocolate !
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Beast Simpson writes: Longer than, ther've been fishes in the ocean...
Unknown writes: Domo arygotto MR.Roboto
Firestorm writes: Masquerade! Painted faces on parade! Masquerade! Hide your face so teh world will never find you!
Unknown writes: "Say youll share with me one love, one lifetime...Love me, that's all I ask of you."
Firestorm writes: ...for I compose... the music of the niiiiiiiiightttt!
HardHead writes: "O.K. I've think I've taken a beating for long enough could we please get a new picture for Ultimate Caption Contest,I mean come on I've been a good sport I've sung just about every song you could come up with,
Unknown writes: How many Decepticons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Give up? Two! But they have to be very, very, small!
Unknown writes: Stay tuned for more celebrity stars in your eyes
Unknown writes: Come on Simon, it's an easy choice.Either im the next American Idol, or i come over there and rip out your voice box.
Blackout writes: thats it this interview is over
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Unknown writes: so a preist, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar...
Unknown writes: brain k has left the building oh and rfc rules
Unknown writes: ......i'm one the hunt i'm after you.....and she's hungry like the woooooolf
Unknown writes: Hey, guys, check this out....

Want to see the real reason they call me a "Head Master"?
Unknown writes: Hey, guys, check this out....

Want to see the real reason they call me a "Head Master"?
Unknown writes: you teach me and I teach you , POKe'MON!...
Unknown writes: you teach me and I teach you , POKe'MON!...
Unknown writes: you teach me and I teach you , POKe'MON!...
Unknown writes: Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you. (Wedding Singer)
Unknown writes: Won't yoouu go home, Malik Brodyyy, won't you go hoooomee...... she's still in loove wiiith yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!
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Unknown writes: "Get those cameras out of my face, I'm just trying to do my job!"
Unknown writes: We will... we will... rock you!
Dark Cyclone writes: Oops I did it again...
Unknown writes: Listen up, Autobots! Unicron's a menace bigger than all the Decepticons combined! So we've got to strike fast and strike hard!
Autobot bubbs writes: I like big Skidplates and I cannot lie...
You other bots can't deny...
when a bot comes in wit an iddy biddy camshaft an and sticks thoes skidplates in your face you get.....
Nightbeat: BOOOOO!!!!!
Hot rod: Get off the stage!!!!
Drunken Galv
Autobot bubbs writes: Alright, the next song is a little controversial. I call it....'CON KILLER
Autobot bubbs writes: Thats why they call me....BUM BUM BUM....Bad Company, I won't deny...Boum, boum bwowm,..BAD company...til the day I die!!!
Zero writes: hardhead:you are un beautiful in every single way words can bring you down.I am beatiful in great way words like this make puke
Unknown writes: This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine...
Unknown writes: "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone..."
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ButtZilla writes: Listen very carefully, I will only say this once, Chromedome is only this long!
Unknown writes: her name was lola, she was a showgirl.....call me crazy but it ain't no lie bye bye bye.....it's not unusual to be loved by anyone.....
Unknown writes: I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Firestorm writes: Oooooooooooooooklahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains..........
Shadow writes: "Can you feeeeel the love tonight" *gets blasted* "Owww"
Unknown writes: (In a lounge voice)you know.. these times of gathering remind me of a song.. and it goes like this.. "Gooood Byeee my Robot Baaaaby! you got Eaten By Unicroooon~ I had to saaaaail away from you baby! in a shuttle, Whoaaa yeah! had to escaaaapeeee
Hot Rodimus writes: Hardhead-"...AND THE DRAGON SLEEP THREW THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hot Rodimus writes: Sadly,Hardhead didnt make the cut to be the next Yuna in FFX2
Matrix Dragon writes: I get knocked down! And I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down...
Optimus Primevil writes: To [CENSORED] with takara. what the[censored]were they thinking when they used my name for a dinky BW Neo destron?!!
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Unknown writes: Ladies and Gentlemen..... LETTTTTT'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBLE!
Manchester Devil writes: "White man came, across the sssseeeeaaaaa"
Unknown writes: "ARE YOU READY TO ROOOOCK!?!?!?!
Unknown writes: Hardhead,"Hey,guys watch this I'm gonna do my Spike impersonation and loop it into the audio track of Transformers:The Movie. O.K. here it comes wait for it....."OH $H!T,it isn't even dented!" Chromedome,&
Unknown writes: I farted nitrous oxide!!
Unknown writes: WE'RE GONNA ROCK AROUND THE CLOCK TONIGHT!!!
Unknown writes: VOTE ME FOR PRESIDENT AND I WILL FINISH OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH THAT DUDE SADDAM!!!!
Optimus Primevil writes: All we are saying.....
is give peace a chance....
Unknown writes: This one is dedicated to you optimus, I love you man
Unknown writes: "And if you look out the window to your left, you'll see the beautiful Grand Canyon...."
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Unknown writes: But seriously folks... Hey, I heard a story the other day. These two Decepticons walk into a bar...
Firestorm writes: She wore bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue velvet.....
rock writes: EAT YOUR HEART OUT, BABY!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Eat It! Eat It! Eat It! Eat It! No one can do it but me! No one can do it me... crunch! Crunch! Bzzzt! (Eats the Microphone)
kingrampage writes: "Hello Ladies"
Unknown writes: I am here to preach against the evils of what has come to be known as Armada.
Unknown writes: HH: Arcee, I'm up here with a mic to ask you something. Will you marry me?
Arcee: (offscreen) Hell no!
Unknown writes: Hardhead:Wait I got on. You might be a decepticon if.....
Wingnut writes: "Headmaster's in the hizz-ouse!!!"
Unknown writes: Cerebros: "What do you mean by Hardhead Powerlinx-ing with a Min-Mei instead of a Mini-Con?
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Unknown writes: "Hail, Hail To Old Purdue!
All Hail To Our Old Gold And Black!"
Unknown writes: "Alright I confess Spindarella was a big influence on my career now I ask you is that so wrong?"
Blackout writes: O.k. stop me if you've heard this one. A Decepticon walks in to a bar...
BlackArachnia98 writes: smooooooke on the waaaaaateeeeer....
star_saber writes: youll find me in the da club.....(back) SHUT UP!!!!!!!
star_saber writes: youll find me in the da club.....(back) SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: this is my recital, i think it's pretty vital......it's tricky yeah yeah it's tricky!!
Unknown writes: He was singing Kareoke! Isn't that funny enough?
Unknown writes: GOOOOOOOOOOODMORNING CYYYYYYYBERTRONNNNNN!!!!
Royal writes: This is to all the Headmaster freaks out there! Hover if you can hear ME!
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Unknown writes: Oh Great Primus! Please forgive these sinners! Forgive Wheelie for looking at Arcee with lustful optics! Can I get an Amen my Autobot brothers!
Unknown writes: "And, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Unknown writes: (singing) "TIiiiiiiiiimeeee tooooooooo...... say gooooooooodbyyyyeeeeee!"
Unknown writes: Allright, cut the music. I want all you fat, out of shape, Transfan nobodies, to take a look at RAvishing, Hardhead!
The Matrix writes: I would like to thank my mom and say to my freakin neighbor...*insert here*
Unknown writes: die you ----ing----hair lickers
Unknown writes: "I've sinned against you loard........"
Unknown writes: "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. The WWF proudly presents to you...it's Tag Team Champions of the Woooorrrrld, The Hardhead Jesse James,The Badass Hotshot Gunn, The NEW..AGE...AUTOBOTS!!!!"
hannibal writes: Hardhead condoms... Guaranteed to keep your head hard...
Unknown writes: I AM MR. PERFECT! YOU ARE MORTAL MAN.
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Unknown writes: Hardhead:In this corner, we have Kid Muscle; wrestling champ of the Muscle League! And in THIS corner we have Minimus Prime; leader of the Mini-cons!
Unknown writes: Everybody if you can do the Bartman, shake your body turn it out if you're bad man...


DO THE BARTMAN!! yeah...
Unknown writes: "This hot match is scheduled for one fall. On her way to the ring, escorted by Stacy Keibler in a princess costume, Neo Princess Jeannette, for Seibertron.com! And the challenger, dressed as Kelly from RID, Molly Holly!!!"
Mustang writes: As you join us here on MTV Cribz we check out "The Ark" where my main pimp daddy Optimus Diddy lives, Yo O-Diddy, This ---- is banging dog!
Firebird writes: My bologna haS a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My bologna has a second name it's M-A-Y-E-R....
Unknown writes: Don`t push me cuz I`m close to the edge-I`m tryin` not to lose ma head.It`s like a jungle sometimes,it makes me wundah how I keep from goin` undah!
Unknown writes: Hardhead at WWE: Cut the music, Cut the music.
Unknown writes: "Another one bites the dust...."
Unknown writes: "I loves youz guyz..(hic)..no I meanit its not just the energon talkin..(hic)..you guys are awsome and I love you..(hic)..HEY BABY NICE CHASIS YOU GOT..what no Highbrown I'm not drunk and I won't shutup I'LL SAY ANYTHIN
Unknown writes: Whazzup, biz-atch? Funky Hard H in the hiz-ouse! I just stepped on Whizz-ellie!
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Pokejedservo writes: A scene from "8 Mile: The Cybertronian Version".
Unknown writes: "Hardhead here for E! Television, where I am live at tonites Oscars. We have seen some stunning couples walking down the red carpet. And here comes one now, wait...who's that with Cameron Diaz? HOT ROD! God Damnit! I hate him...he thinks
Unknown writes: "Yes Bill O'Reilly, I hear you...if you look behind me you can see most everyone here in Baghdad is already surrendering. The strange thing is Bill, the only plane to fly over the city so far was Powerglide. I mean owerglide? Come on! He
TheRo-Man writes: Hasbro©2003 "It is the year 1996 and on the south side of Los Angeles a battle rages...between the low riding Autobots of the east side and the evil decepticon underground on the west. Who will win this epic stuggle? Find out this season
Skyfire the Artist writes: Attention. Whoever tore the letter "L" off the "Motor Pool" sign, please return it.
Unknown writes: oh yeah cracka rappin in tha hiz-ouse!!!
Dj Flash writes: My name is hardhead and i'd like to say i love fruity pepples and i'm made your way. Word to your Mother!
Dj Flash writes: put your hands up and stand up it's time to get down, my name is MC hardhead and i'm bringin' you round
Omega Supreme writes: Hard Head: DO THE MONKEY!!!!!
jet convoy writes: "Girls rock your boys! Come on feel yhe noise!"
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Unknown writes: ..and I got what it takes to rock the mic right!!
hannibal writes: Announcer: All the way from Cybertron, it's the 'Cryin' 'Bot'!
... I got tears in my 'fro, 'cause i'm standing on my head for you... I got a long way to go, when will Armada stop, I
Unknown writes: O.K.-Here`s one for all you ROBOTECH fans!"To be in love,must be the sweetest feeling that a girl can feel.To be in love..."
Shermtron writes: Please i know my singing sucks but dont jump...
SeekerInAFakeMoustache writes: Vociphor the mini-con didn't have the heart to tell Hardhead he wasn't a real microphone.
Sideshow Sideswipe writes: mmm, Iron ore cones, with yummy wires! just like momma used to make...*CRUNCH*
Firestorm writes: What's new, pussycat? Whoaaa-oooooa.....
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Stage fright, go away, This is my big day.This is my time to be a sta.......
magnaboss writes: Its not unusual to be loved by anyone.
davewelttf writes: Beunknownst to Hard Head but knownst to us the other autobots secretly cut the microphone's cord incase he sang
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Unknown writes: Maybe if I keep singing "Achey Breaky Heart", Galvatron will surrender....
Devastator writes: Hardhead: "One, is the loneliest number OWW!"
Broadside writes: IF YA SMEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE HEAD IS THINKING!!
Unknown writes: In order to make the Autobot's do things his way Hardhead is going to singing Westlife songs until the Autobots agree to his plans
overdrive writes: "hey micky u so fine, u so fine u blow my..."
Metroplex writes: Simon: Your attire's atrocious. You're not a good enough star on American Idol. Get out.
Unknown writes: Ok Hot Rod, Roll that beautiful bean footage!!!
The King writes: You can't sing. Please get off the mic.
Unknown writes: AND IF-ah YOU OPEN YOUR HEART TO THE LORD-ah IT WILL BE RETURNED-ah FIVE-ah FOLD-ah
Unknown writes: This is the song that never ends...it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...
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powermastermegatron writes: Now don't touch that dial It is i Hardhead giving you live exculsive coverage on the cybertoronian war more@11PM
Unknown writes: Hardhead makes Simon giggle uncontrollably with his Alvin and the Chipmunks impression...
Unknown writes: "Attention, K-Mart shoppers..."
Unknown writes: "...it's up to you, Newwww Yorrrrrk, Newwww Yorrrrrrrkkkkk....
Unknown writes: "Feelings....nothin' more than....feelingssss..."
Unknown writes: Hardhead(speaking through glass in prison): Dude, you have to get me out of here... Highbrow: Hey, it's your own fault for driving under the influence of alchohol...
Unknown writes: (stealing mic from speaker onstage)Hardhead: Don't leave me, baby! Please, I'll make it right! Just don't go; since my series was cancelled, I don't have anything anymore!
Unknown writes: Hardhead: "YOU'LL BE LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
Unknown writes: Hardhead: "YOU'LL BE LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
Unknown writes: Kareoke night at Autobot Headquarters
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Unknown writes: Hardhead could only find one job after Transformers was cancelled. He became a motivational speaker.
Unknown writes: Hardhead could only find one job after Transformers was cancelled. He became a motivational speaker.
Rodimus Primal writes: "You ain't nothin' but a Decepticon cryin' all the time" -- Hardhead does his Elvis impression
Unknown writes: Goodmorning Vietnam!
Unknown writes: "and its like flying without wiiiiings!"
Gamemaster7654 writes: OMG, STOP THE MUSIC, I SOUNDS LIKE BRITTNEY SPEARS.
Unknown writes: I just flew in from New York, and my arms are tired! (Rim Shot) HAHAHAHA
Unknown writes: "I'm the real Slim Shady...."
Unknown writes: HARDHEAD: "IRON BIRDS OF FORTUNE ADRIFT ABOVE THE SKIES..." Instruments of Destruction (Decepticon song)
HawkEye writes: Going once, going twice! Sold Wheelie's head to all the angery fans that hated him!
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Firestorm writes: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man. No time to talk...
Unknown writes: On the next Cybertronian
Idol,Hardhead makes it to the finals,but will he wow the judges? find out next time
Unknown writes: On the next Cybertronian
Idol,Hardhead makes it to the finals,but will he wow the judges? find tou next time
Unknown writes: Hardhead further shames the already despised Headmasters by singing his Karaoke rendition of Van Halen's song "Jump."
Unknown writes: "Will the owner of an Autobot Headmaster by the name of Nightbeat please report to the parking lot.You left his lights on."
EDIMUS PRIME writes: "FOR THE LAST TIME,NO,THAT'S NOT WHAT HEADMASTER MEANS YOU SICK LITTLE HUMAN FREAKS!!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE writes: "Hi,my name is Hardhead,and I'm an alcholic........."
jedixtat writes: You are so beautiful to me!! You are so bee--u-2ful to me..can't u seeeeEEEE!!!!
Unknown writes: Don't do it! The world needs you!
Unknown writes: Hardhead (doing various Transformer impressions):This is Blaster, blasting at ya!
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slizerpro writes: "You got the touch!" "You got the poweeeeeeerrrrrrrrr! Yea!"
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Transformer. T-R-A-N-S-F-U- Oh, wait! Let me start over! Prime: Sorry, Hardhead, that is incorrect. Hardhead: Dang...
Unknown writes: We are the Bears, Shuffling crew! Blowing your mind like we knew we would! We're not here to make no trouble; we're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle!
Unknown writes: "If you try to knock me you'll get mocked/I'll stir fry you in my wok/Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop/Like a pinch on the neck of Mr. Spock!"
Slappyfrog writes: Brainstorm regretted creating Kareoke Night when a drunken Hardhead demanded to sing all of Celine Dion's greatest hits.
HardHead writes: hi all of you rockers are you ready to rock,hye i gust made a ryme cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Autobot Skyfire writes: ...Y..M..C..A..
Unknown writes: "You are so beautiful, to... meeeeeeeeeee!
BumbleBug writes: "ROLE UP! ROLE UP! DON'T BE SHY COME RIGHT DOWN!"
Unknown writes: (Techno music plays) Last Night I had a dream about, in my dream I'm dancing right beside you...
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Unknown writes: Hardhead: We will, we will ROCK YOU!!!!!!!
We will, we will ROCK YOU!!!!!!!
Firebird writes: HELLO CLEVELAND!! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!! I SAID, ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!
Optimus Primevil writes: Hardhead: The internet isn't killing the music industry, bad music kills the music industry.
Unknown writes: (singing)i wanna dance the night away, hic!..........wait where you all going.
Unknown writes: Da Da Da Da! Da-da-da-da-da! IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: "This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute."
Unknown writes: "... and then the guy drops his pants. What? This is a good joke. Wait. Come back."
Unknown writes: Hardhead: Transformers, more then meats the eye! Thank you thank you! I'm here all night!
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Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #96 - Age of Extinction
Twincast / Podcast #96:
"Age of Extinction"
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Posted: Monday, July 7th, 2014