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Red_Sun writes: Megatron:" Let's make peace."
Optimus: " Really? You want peace?"
Megatron:"Ofcourse not you fool! HA HA HA!
Mad_Mexicoy writes: Planning on making this worth my while, Prime???
Taiya001 writes: Prime: I LUV YOU.
Megatron: I LUV YOU TOO
Starscream: MEGATRON HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW RAY GUN. I WANT TO SEE THE EXTENT OF BRAIN DAMAGE HUMANS TAKE WHILE IN LOVE. HOLLY S--T PRIME HUGGING MEGATRON. I KNEW MEGATRON WASNT FIT TO LEAD. Now i just need to sho
Angelbot writes: Prime: Megatron, what are you looking at?
Megs: The Calgary Stampede. I can see the action perfectly from here.
Angelbot writes: Megs: So why is it that you got the faceplate and I got the mullet?
Nemesis Primal writes: All right, this next game of Helping Hands, and it's for Optimus, Megatron, and Starscream... They're gonna act out a scene, but the thing is, Megatron can't use his hands. Optimus will be his arms for him. The scene is...
StarSaber1701 writes: Megatron: I bet you 1 million bucks that Italy is going to lose.
Optimus Prime: Your on My Love
Megatron What The %%&# you gest said
Scatterlung writes: Optimus: Now that I think about it, yeah, going evil and dark and being renamed Scourge a dozen or so times doesn't sound all that bad...
Demonic Femme writes: Optimus, "Oh-crap, my hands stuck between your gun and your arm again."
Megs, "It serves you right. Now come on, there's a movie I want to go see."
Optimus, "Oh really, which one?"
Megs, "How to get rid of a guy
DarkDranzer writes: Megs: If you think I'm nuts...I heard that I turn into a big purple robot who's rage can blow up planets...

OP: Umm...Okay...You're going back to the sea...I think that blow to the head really &*^$ed up your circuits...
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Dragonoth writes: Megatron: "Hey, Prime, want to come over to my place?"
Optimus; "Have you blown a circuit, Megatron?"
Megatron: "I'm not Megatron, I'm… dammit, I forgot my dress!"
Optimus: "…" *thinking* (The Decep
Prowl Worshipper writes: See Prime, I told you they'd all play together nicely if we promised to bring back pizza.
juggaloG writes: Alright, Prime, we'll take out that traitorous Predaking together. Afterwards, though, YOU'RE MINE! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Dream on, Megatron! After we defeat Predaking, I'll stop your tyranny once and for all!
Demona writes: let me guess, some great evil entity has come along and now they have to work together or both sides will be destroyed, right?
Nemesis Primal writes: Prime: "Zombie Prime devours braaaiiinss...."

Megatron: "Guess I'm safe, then..."
Kal-Seth writes: Prime: come on hunny i want you baby

Megatron: Oh! Levae me alone you horny old goat
Kal-Seth writes: Prime: com on hunny i want you baby

Megatron: Oh! Levae me alone you horny old goat
Kal-Seth writes: Megatron: I feel Safe With you Prime You Have a Gentle touch
Nemesis Primal writes: Prime: "Anyone else, I might try diplomacy, but I don't trust Megatron any furhter than I can throw him... so let's see how far I can trust him!" *Prime tries to pick Megatron up and thropw him, but fails miserably. M
Shadow Fox writes: Megatron- you know, when you hold me like this Prime, you make me think that things will turn out alright after all. Optimus- Sorry Megatron, this was a one night stand, tommorow we're gonna start the war again and never talk about this again!!!
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Darth Vegeta writes: "I admire you so much Megatron! You are the greatest!"
"I never knew you thought like this about me (sniff sniff) You really are my best friend!"
"Let's have a big hug!"
"Yes love
Unknown writes: Megatron:Say Prime how about you and I get a drink? It's my treat. Optimus:Sure thanks
Unknown writes: Not now Prime. My cosmic rust is acting up again!
Unknown writes: Optimus: See Megatron when I was fighting Nightbird...I did this move and copped a feel.
Unknown writes: Megatron : Prime my good buddy, I hear you and Elita-One got it on last night ?
Prime : "Good buddy" my side-function. Hand over that mathwork, I beat you at Quake the other day so you lost the bet and had to do my homework, remember ?
Unknown writes: "I've always loved you."
Unknown writes: Megs(with develish look on face):Now fork over the energon, you know I beat you in Super Mario Bros.!
Hot Shot writes: remember that time we got drunk yeah that was the good ole days
Shadowcon writes: Megatron: Now Opti you really must stop by more often, and I'll make more of those yummy energon muffins you love so much and I'll wear whatever dress you like!
Prime: Make sure you wear the girdle and high heels too, it's kind
Beast Simpson writes: Megs: ...So even if you DID give me the Matrix, no harm could come of it! Whaddya say? Prime: No. Megs: Please??? I'll be your friend!! Prime: No. Megs: Oh, your mean!!!
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Shadow writes: Prime: You're a decepticon and I'm an autobot. That's just the way things are. What if someone saw us?
Megs: Don't worry. Here, bend over...
Unknown writes: Megatron: lets let Microns be Microns and end this silly war my love
Unknown writes: Bah Wheep Granah Wheep Ni Ni Bong !!
Unknown writes: FU-SION-HA!
Unknown writes: So...um...ever do it with a Decepticon before?
bob writes: Remember that cafe in Paris? And that waiter? What was his name? Sean Luke!
Unknown writes: Megatron! Wipe that look off your face before I punch it off.
Unknown writes: remember that time at the beach? and o god, we just did it right in front of those humans! haha good times...
macabremouse writes: ...and this one time that idiot Starscream tried to kill me...
Unknown writes: ...Just hold me.
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Unknown writes: Megatron: "Negotiations make strange bedfellows! (winks)" Prime: "Sorry, Megatron, I don't go for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, perhaps a bit curious, but the answer is, "NO!&qu
Unknown writes: you my bitch?
Unknown writes: Megatron: Next time I lead!
z writes: Megatron: So about that date...
Optimus: We're enemies, we shouldn't fraternize.
Megatron: We weren't enemies last night.
Optimus: That's enough out of you!
z writes: Megatron: You're feeling me up, I like that.
Optimus: No I'm not, I'm trying to save your life!
Megatron: Then you do care about me!!
Optimus: Go to hell!
Unknown writes: Break it up here megatron
megatron: yeah well he cant just sit there and to turn my barrel sideways and stick it up my candy a$$
Battle Angel writes: Last time we fight in a superglue factory okay Prime?
Unknown writes: Where's your other hand, Optimus?????
frank writes: "Megatron, I have another cannon for you!"
APOLLO writes: Megatron: "Isn't it amazing how the animators managed to make us into Siamese twins without even trying."
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Unknown writes: YOUR MY BEST FREIND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
Unknown writes: (From Fight Club) Megatron:"My tit's gonna rot off!"
Unknown writes: Op: Hey, let go of my arm!...Megatron, Megatron? Why are you looking at me like that? *sweatdrop*
Unknown writes: Starscream sulks off, dejected, hurt, and alone...
Unknown writes: MEGATRON:load me prime!
Unknown writes: Hey Optimus, this may look like a gun but it doubles as a Energon Bong.
starscream88 writes: Meg: OK Optimus you may have my breast in your hands, but off screen ive got your BALLS!!! Wheres your Fu€king touch song now?
Unknown writes: Megs(singing): You got the touch! You got the power!!!
Unknown writes: Prime: Ok, here is the main power converter, and over there is our weapons storage, and...um...why are you looking at me like that?
Unknown writes: Megatron: Hey prime,why have we been RE-ISSUED ?

Prime: So people wont have to pay an arm & a leg for the G-1 originals when they are not 100% MINT !
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Unknown writes: Here we have Optimus Prime and Megatron showing their effections for each other. HOW DISGUSTING!!!!!!
A-3 writes: Prime: Are these real??
Unknown writes: so friday at the 18-hole it is then!
Unknown writes: You had me at Hello
Newt writes: Tron: look, for $100 a share, I can get you in on the ground floor man, its an online pet store, no way it can fail!
Unknown writes: Hey Prime, she got a phat ass or what???
Unknown writes: Prime: Damn, where can I put this doll away?
Unknown writes: The award for best gay couple: Optimus Prime and Megatron!
Unknown writes: Prime : Gimme the money !

Megatron : Look, how about 60-40 ?
Unknown writes: Megatron:this is how my mom and dad got 2 gether
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Unknown writes: megatron:prime hold me
prime: i didnt know u felt this way about me.
iron hide writes: Prime,Megtron your brest are so soft yet so firm!
Unknown writes: Megatron, give me some crack or DIE!
Unknown writes: NO Prime, Not THAT gun...
Unknown writes: OPTIMUS: LEAVE NOW MEGATRON OR ELSE YOU WILL PRAY AND BEG FOR MERCY WHICH I WON'T GIVE TO ONE WHO REFUSES TO GIVE MERCY TO OTHERS THAT HE ENJOYS INFLICTING PAIN ON.
Unknown writes: OPTIMUS: MEGATRON LEAVE NOW OR ELSE I WILL SEE TO YOUR DEMISE.
Blitzkrieg writes: Megatron: "Why, Prime, I had no idea you cared so much about me."
Kirdjin writes: Megs:"So this guy walks into a bar, and he's got a poodle under one arm....."
Silverwolf writes: I'm telling you, it was just like this only with his dick!
Snake writes: a little to left , you know i'm just a bad guy for PR reasons
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Unknown writes: Megs: I learned this Karate Trick in Karate Class. OP: OW! MY ARM!
Unknown writes: Optimus: BEND OVER BITCH, WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE!
Aleph writes: Why, Prime... I didn't know you cared...
Unknown writes: MegatronL: Yes Prime......You've got the Touch baby!!!!
Unknown writes: Megs: I'm not that good a dancer. Were They your toes?
Unknown writes: Megatron: "Oh Prime, I'm EXAUSTED. You'll have to transform me (giggle) MANually."
Unknown writes: Megatron: "Be gentle, it's my first time."
Unknown writes: Megatron:"You know Prime, red really does bring your blue eys more." Prime: "Nah, I think your white is much more prettier, it accents your......"
Dynamus Prime writes: Megatron: If you ask me, that new six-changer me is not that bad!
Prime: SHUT UP! I'M GONNA KILL THE GUY WHO MADE ME A FIRE TRUCK! LET ME AT 'EM!
Unknown writes: Megatron: Starscream not now!.......oh its you....
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Stelartron writes: What Transformers might have been if it had come out in the 60's
Unknown writes: PRIME:so why haven't you called me lately ?
Unknown writes: MEGATRON:I'm going to destroy you so badly... OPTIMUS PRIME:WHAT?...what?..what?.what?what?
Unknown writes: Oh no, Prime! You CANNOT have my autographed Marilyn Manson picture!!
Unknown writes: Oooh Prime, I didn't know you were so into spooning sweety.
Unknown writes: Megatron-Oh, Soundwave has nothing on you!
matt writes: (Megatron) Lower, Prime...lower.... (Optimus Prime). I had no idea it could be this way between us!
Unknown writes: prime: Somethimes i feel so lonly and I...
Will you shutup and kiss me?!?
Windcharger writes: "After all these years, why didn't you tell me you had feelings for me?"
Windcharger writes: "I love it when you touch me there, Optimus"
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Unknown writes: Op and Megs at Karoke Night.
Unknown writes: OP: if u had breasts i would caress them like so.
Unknown writes: MEGATRON,PRIME... I would have never known.
Jackpot writes: "Wow, Prime, what wouldn't you do for this Klondike bar?"
Unknown writes: Opimus Prime: "You see? Hugs aren't so bad."
Megatron: "You're right! When I get back to Decepticon headquarters, I'm going to call a big group hug!"
Optimus Prime: "At Autobot hea
Unknown writes: BARBARA STREISAND! EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!
Unknown writes: Unable to control their egos onstage, the famous Twin Tenors settled for just one big microphone instead.
Unknown writes: "Megatron or Optimus, Decepiton or Autobot, there's one thing that brings everyone together: Strippers."
Unknown writes: Mg: Where's your other hand? Op: On your trigger. Mg: THAT'S NO TRIGGER!!! AAAHHHHHHHH
MEGATRON writes: If you must know Megatron, her t!ts are about, oh "this" big.
Really?? Wow!
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Unknown writes: Who's ur Daddy and what does he do?
Suzanne writes: Megatron: Oh darling! Squeeze harder!
Prime: Uh Oh!
Mtx writes: HEH You see that Prime? Starscream is so jealous.
Mixmaster writes: Just refresh my memory, Prime. Why did we agree to become joined at the shoulder?
Unknown writes: Megatron: That hand on my chest, I can live with, BUT IF YOU DON"T GET YOUR OTHER HAND AWAY FROM THERE!!!!
Jay Prime writes: See, I told you it was Ross' kid.
MiGrAnE writes: hey optimus, i dont mean to sound like a queer or anything, but youve got a hot ass!
Unknown writes: "You know Optimus If I was 20years younger and a woman, thing's could have been different."
Unknown writes: op: alright megatron im going to start this examination with your right breast.
Unknown writes: Megs: Dont shake HotRod's hand Prime! You dont know where its been!!
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Unknown writes: MEGS TO OP:I DID THE SAME THING THE FIRST TIME I SAW ARCEE
Unknown writes: "Prime!!! Stop trying to touch my niple!!!"
Unknown writes: 貴乃花(おい!武蔵丸!お前も!&#19968
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Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #105 - Megatronus
Twincast / Podcast #105:
"Megatronus"
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Posted: Sunday, November 23rd, 2014