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Crashcomet writes: R: EWWW! What IS that?
Heckfire writes: "Sweet PRIMUS! I TOLD you to let the humans off BEFORE you transformed! Geez...someone get me a hose?"
Nemesis Primal writes: "But the MASH reruns made it look so EASY!"
DarkMechJock writes: *RIIIIP* Oops...I hope he didn't need that
Scatterlung writes: Ratchet: Hey Prime! There's the entire first season of Family Guy DVD's in here!
Roadshadow writes: Ratchet: Uhh, Prime? Jetfire's dead.......Yeah, he's dead, Jim.
Prime: For the last time, stop calling me JIM!
Blaster_6267 writes: Ratchet: "The powers source is connected to the transisitor...the transistors connected to the transforming modulor...the..."
Screambug writes: "ewww...yuck...gross...slimy guts!"
Nemesis Primal writes: Ratchet: "Skyfire's only mostly dead. Mostly dead, I can work with."
Prowl Worshipper writes: R: Oops...uh...can someone get me my manual? (To self)I can't remember where this goes...Oh well, it's probably not vital...I hope...- Back to top -
(To Skyfire, falsely cheery) Don't worry, you'll be just fine!
(Yelling) MANUAL!! NOW!!
S: (To se
galvanostril writes: quick nurse! the forceps! the head is crowning!
galvanostril writes: ratchet: I have to tell you the truth... I have no freakin clue what I'm doing.
galvanostril writes: where ratchet stores his beer.
Tiedye writes: Ratchet-"Damit I'm sick of babysitting. "This is the last time I chage diapers!"
Nemesis Primal writes: Skyfire: "I can't feel my legs..."
Ratchet: "The guys who form them are soimewhere around here, I'm sure. We just have to..."
Skyfire: "Doc... I'm not a gestalt."
Scooter writes: Ratchet: "Cough please."
Unknown writes: Ah..er, sorry, Optimus! ...Crap, where am I gonna stash my crystal meth, now?
Unknown writes: Ratchet: Well no wonder this clown died... his lungs... are filled with... CANDY!!!! *Throws candy for all the other Autobots
Shadow Fox writes: Ratchet- My my my..what a well endowed robot you are (hits him over the head with a crow bar) and you won't be needing your penis now that your dead, maybe I'll finally get arcee's notice with this now!!!
??? writes: look at Skyfire's face and where Ratchet is grabbing him and try to keep a straight face.- Back to top -
Unknown writes: Ratchet: "PRIME! I better be getting hazard pay for this!"
Unknown writes: Guys, where's the welding torch? What'dya mean that you didn't bring a torch just because we're in the Arctic?! Ugh, now I'm going to have to do it the old fashion way...eugh. Skyfire, don't just lay t
K-nonFodder writes: I know i am a doctor but since when does an autobot need a Gynocologist?
Unknown writes: Skyfire: Wait a sec....my chest plate is open , yet his hand is way below it.....
Ratchet: *innocently whistles*
Unknown writes: This job gets worst every day. How can i fix stuff in this waste land.
Decepticon writes: R:"Uh oh...I'll just throw these extra parts away and pretend like nothing happened *whistle whistle whistle*"
Ricochet writes: How Ratchet gets his extra parts for repairing other Autobots
Unknown writes: "Ya know, these's something about fixing a junker like this guy that gets ya right here!"
buddhaquest writes: What Prime? Who's out cold? Ha ha, good one Prime? What? What am I doing? Uh... so lonely...
SlagMaker writes: Ratchet: Sorry, I didn't mean to touch that. Hey what's that dripping? Oh gross. Stop smiling!- Back to top -
Shadow writes: OHH NO! You're not using any of your weird devices on me again!
PlasmaRadio writes: Ratchet: "Cough... yep, the're twisted."
Unknown writes: Ratchet : GAH! I hate these monthly exams, Skyfire. We don't you just TELL everyone your a female Autobot with a glandular problem?
tf dutchie writes: R: For the last time, STOP eating chewing gum!
Unknown writes: That was a magnifecent Kung Fu pose for "Crouching Bots Hidden Creeps"
Unknown writes: Skyfire doesn't look like he minds much.
Unknown writes: Doc after looking around the battle field: "gasp! no! he's dead.
and now megatron is dead also!" after looking at megatron.
who did this massacue? there's got to be almost all the decempatcons and autobots!
Greg writes: good nobodys looking now I can steal some of his parts
zach writes: i'll fix him up later. I wonder if there are any good places where i can buy a cheap burger
Sir Deadend writes: When he entered, little did skyfire know that it was one of ~those~ massage parlour.- Back to top -
Unknown writes: TV Commentator: "Quiet please, as Dr. Ratchet performs the first ever Cybertronian cesection."
Beast Simpson writes: Now cough.
Unknown writes: And remember, folks, to get your Autobot spayed or neutered!
Unknown writes: Due to numerous malpractice suits, the increasingly paranoid Ratchet quickly moved his clinic to the Antarctic, where no one complains...
Unknown writes: Ratchet: *BURP* Whoa, I don't remember eating that.
Unknown writes: Unfortunately, due to Prime's order of 'radio silence,' Ratchet was forced to communicate the surgical procedure in sign language.
Dee-Kal writes: Jetfire's other use - the ultimate portable beer cooler.
PlasmaRadio writes: Ratchet: "I'm going to have to give you a prostetic leg." (get it, hes a robot, he is prostetic... oh nevermind...)
Skyfire writes: hye pay atetion you going to set my selfdistruct,gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
MindWipe writes: "oh yeah thats the stuff right there!"- Back to top -
"oh no someones coming!!!"
"i know it was me!"
"oh ok panic over, now do me!"
Broadside writes: Just a little bit lower
Skyfire: Yeah that's good don't stop
Unknown writes: Optimus, i have a little problem, skyfire has been killed and i stupidly put my lunch inside him, it's just terrible, i'm gonna need some tuna, some fresh garden salad and mayonaise STAT!!!"
Unknown writes: NO NO PLZ DON'T UR VIOLATING THE DOCTOR PATIENT TRUST SYSTEM, ohh just a little lower hehehe
Master Hound X writes: Ratchet: Oh for god sakes what the hell have you been eatin
SkyFire: ummmmm oil and uhhhhh oil
Unknown writes: (Sigh)Wheeljack, get my recharger set from headquarters. From the looks of Skyfire, this is going to take all day and all night.
Unicron writes: Ratchet: (thinking) why do i have to be the one who does everything that's gay?
Unknown writes: ratchet: you might feel some disscomfort.........your liking this arent you
Starscream writes: ratchet: dammit optimus i'm a medic not a...sure sure i'll get right on it
Unknown writes: Ok, who's the joker that decided to use jetfire as an icecream maker??
RandomFerret writes: "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" ..It's a Star Wars reference, people! Laugh it up!- Back to top -
Unknown writes: Ooh, that's gonna have to come out.
Bruticus Buckeye writes: Ratchet, this prostate exam has taken an hour and a half!
Unknown writes: Jetfire: "Am i Dead yet?Am i Dead yet?Am i Dead yet?Am i Dead yet?Am i Dead yet?Am i Dead yet?" Rachet: "For the last time Yes."
tfpredaking writes: Now, you want to be a 38-triple Z right? Jetfire: I want Arcce to be jealous!! and Springer to notice me!
Unknown writes: (Ratchet looks at Prime) Ratchet: He's dead Jim
ryo777 writes: Ratchet: Haha Ha!! Keep making jokes Bluestreak!! Your next on the roster to wash Skyfire's BALLS!!
ryo777 writes: Great, NOW's my chance!! I can try to get that KIDNEY for Sparkplug.
ryo777 writes: Ratchet: I wouldn't of believed it, if I hadn't SEEN it. That Starscream is a FREAKAZOID!! He left teeth marks on Skyfires "nutroids"!
ryo777 writes: Skyfire: Ratchet?
Skyfire: Tell me a story?
Ratchet:AWWWWWW, SHUT UP!!!!!!!
ryo777 writes: F**K OFF!! I said I wanted "To see polar bears", not "PLUCK PUBIC HAIRS!"- Back to top -
ryo777 writes: Ratchet: Glad he's asleep...for a big guy he sure isn't packing MUCH!
ryo777 writes: Ratchet:Hmmmm, I hope the guys don't notice I'm OFF the clock,...I'm REALLY enjoying this.
Unknown writes: I knew Skyfire was Addicted to Playbot hey look the swimsuit addtion!
BLACKBIRD writes: IF I DID NOT KNOW BETTER,I THOUGHT I SAW A PART OF STARSCREAM IN U
Unknown writes: Rachet: Oh no...blood.
Skyfire: Stop with...the Dr. Nick..Rivera immitation.
Unknown writes: Doc: "Oh my god...this thing's the size of a beachball!"
Unknown writes: HOOKUPS skate shirts in disguise!
BumbleBug writes: R: Well it's a boy all right! but whos the father?
S and R: *glances over to Starscream trying to shuffle away*
S: I WANT CHILD SAPORT!
Unknown writes: Ratchet: (to Optimus) He's dead, Jim. OP: Oh Ratchet, will you SHUT UP with all the 'Bones' impressions!
gir writes: Ratchet: Hiccup!! oh excuse me guys I had one to many shots of energon..and well you know how it is..hic..um what am I doing again?- Back to top -
Unknown writes: Youd better not be enjoying this skyfire!!!!!!
Skyfire(giggle) I'm not!
Unknown writes: Push Mrs Skyfire Push. Dont make me go in and get it
Unknown writes: Ratchet(looking at T.V.):"If Dr. Carter can do it, then so can I!"
Unknown writes: yep "your bolt is lose"
Unknown writes: Ratchet:"Now, what would they do on E.R.?"
Unknown writes: Rachet: OH GOD! This is the last time I give you a proctology exam.
Unknown writes: Ewwww! I don't know what that thing is, but I've never seen one of 'em before!
Unknown writes: Ratchet:congratiolations mis skyfire! its a boy!
Unknown writes: The transistors connected to the, sensor, the sensors connected to the red thing, the red things connected to my wrist watch...uh oh
Unknown writes: !- Back to top -
Unknown writes: Skyfire: Ow! Careful where you're putin' your hands Ratchet.
Ratchet: Oh yeah!!!!
Firestorm writes: Now let's see- I just gotta remove this shrapnel from near his fule processor and... whoa! 'Sopranos' is on?!
Hot Rodimus writes: Ratchet-let's see here...(scavangers around)HEY! so thats were my Burito was...
Unknown writes: Ratchet: See Optimus? I told you he had to much energon last Cycle.
Dynamus Prime writes: Skyfire: Are you sure you know what you're doing? Ratchet: Umm...no...
Chachi writes: R: "Primus, Skyfire, when are you going to quit trying to eat human food?"
Unknown writes: Now where's Arcee, I wanna go for the malpractice!!!
Unknown writes: Skyfire, after crushing into the Twin Towers:
It was errgghh... Bin Laden he is a decepticon ally...errggh...
Unknown writes: Ratchet: This is what you get Skyfire, for crushing into the Twin Towers!!
Bumblebee writes: Ratchet: BEEEP!- Back to top -
Skyfire: NOT funny.
Unknown writes: Hmm...from this angle Ratchets hands seem to be in the most peculiar area...
Sledge writes: Skyfire gives birth to Wheelie
Vector Sigma writes: Don't worry Skyfire...This sex change operation won't hurt a bit! What? Oh...you're my first one...but don't worry...TRUST me....:)
Unknown writes: Ratchet: When will you learn... Never tranform when you have passengers.
Bodycount writes: Prime: Ratchet, are Skyfire's modification's complete?
Ratchet: Affirmative, He's officially legal in all 50 states.
Skyfire: Do I get a toy, now?
Prime and Ratchet: NO
Unknown writes: DAMMIT PRIME I'M A DOCTER NOT A FIXER UPPUR
MEGATRON writes: Okay, he's dead. I'll check his pockets for lose change.
astrotrain's first friend writes: Ratchet: Um, skyfire? Skyfire: yes? Ratchet: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU ATE OTHER TRANSFORMERS?!!! c'mon out Wheelie, Gears, Starscream, wheeljack...
Unknown writes: Ratchet: Sorry about having to open you up like this again so close after your first surgery, Skyfire, but you see, I left my wrench in your torso.
Unknown writes: Skyfire:"Oh, Primus! The pain!!!!"- Back to top -
Ratchet:"Dont worry, Im gonna fix you...Huh?Whats that, Optimus? Skyfire doesnt belong to the Autobot HMO? sigh...Sorry, Skyfire. I have to let you die." Skyfire:"And I thou
Unknown writes: thats just wrong
Unknown writes: Ok, one quick hand job and then I have to go to work
Unknown writes: " OK, that's it...uh oh! Where's my watch???
Unknown writes: When Ratchet pops out, suddenly everyone realizes Skyfire was a Pretender....
Unknown writes: AHA! I see the problem..he's using AOL!
Unknown writes: "He's dead, Jim."
tony writes: "I did warn you about eating Bumblebee like that. Why do the patients never listen to their doctor these days?"
Unknown writes: rachet,alright i hooked up 2 12s and a amp you should thump the hell out now.skyfire,word
Unknown writes: I'm a doctor, not a forklift.
Unknown writes: Corrosion...? Rust...? Oil leak? Why did I sign up as medic?!?- Back to top -
Shadowman writes: Rachet: I think if I pull on this thing I can *Skyfire goes flatline* oops...
Unknown writes: Okay, keep pushing, I can see a head.... it's a beautiful baby spychanger !
Seibertron writes: This is Seibertron.com's test for "quotes"
Unknown writes: Jetfire, you'll soon be as good as new! :)
Unknown writes: Blaster!!! Could you please turn down your volume? I'm trying to work, and I really need to concentrate.
Unknown writes: Ratchet: Hmmm...has anyone seen my keys?
Sharpshot writes: "That for calling me a nurse , white boy!"
Trailfollower writes: Ratchet: "Oh my Primus, what the Heck is that. AHhhhhhhh, Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
Unknown writes: Ratchet: eeeewww....I didnt want to see THAT!
Unknown writes: "I feel safe with you ratchet, you have a gentle touch."- Back to top -
Unknown writes: "Whooops..somebody wanna grab that? I may need it later..."
Unknown writes: Skyfire was the first casualty in a drunken hockey game with Starscream.
TeleTran2005 writes: This is a bad place to put the energon cubes
Scattershot writes: Rachet: Hey, Anybody got any 9 volt batteries?...Anybody?!
davewelttf writes: Ratchet: Ugh! and I thought he smelled bad on the outside!
MEGATRON writes: Okay Quickwind. Now turn your head and cough.
MEGATRON writes: Yhaaa! We just popped this homey Westside!.
axalon writes: s£!t! I m not really a doctor, I just pretended to be
Ratchet writes: I need a Q-tip this big, stat!
Unknown writes: Ratchet: The bigger they are, the harder they fall! - Back to top -
Skyfire: OK, OK! YOU win! Stop hitting me!
Unknown writes: R- tell me again how spike got up here
Unknown writes: Ratchet: I said "This looks like a job for a blowtorch", NOT "This looks like a torch for a blowj..." Oh never mind....
Unknown writes: R:well anybody remember how to give an enema? i dont know how
skyfire:youre saying this now?!
Unknown writes: R:well anybody remember how to give an enema? i dont know how
other bot:youre saying this now?!
Unknown writes: Hold still.
Unknown writes: Ratchet:"The red thing connected to the blue thing, the blue thing connected to my wrist watch, uhoh."
Suzuki writes: Hoo boy... Optimus; I found out what happend to Roller!
Unknown writes: Hey, does anybody know what this button does?
Scourge writes: Skyfire: Ahhhh! Thanks Ratchet! They were itching like a mofo!
max writes: Okay turn your head and coff.- Back to top -
Hound writes: Ratchet:Turn your head and cough Skyfire:OOWWWWWW your hand is cold warm it up next time!
Unknown writes: ALRIGHT ONE MORE PUSH.ITS A WHEELE!
Unknown writes: ALRIGHT WHEELE,GET IN
Mirage writes: damn! got my hand stuck again
Unknown writes: Sorry, Skyfire, but I forgot to tell you that you have to be nude for this.
Unknown writes: SKYFRIE CIRCUITS ARE SUCH A PAIN I JUST WANTED
PUNCH SOMETHING HEY CONVOY I MEAIN OPTIMUS COME ON OVER HEAR.
Unknown writes: SKYFIRE CIRCUITS ARE A SUCH PAIN. I JUST WANT TO
PUNCH SOMTHING HEY OPIMUS COME OVER HEAR .
Unknown writes: Ratchet:Damn, Skyfire! Starscream fµ©ked you up pretty bad!
Unknown writes: RATCHET :Who wants to clean his clock?
Jeremy writes: rachet: ouch! pointy, eww slimy, AHH! moveing, aww its only a 20 dallor bill- Back to top -
Jeremy writes: rachet: ouch! pointy, eww slimy, AHH! moveing, aww its only a 20 dallor bill
Sledge writes: Skyfire is giving birth to a Decepticon !!
Megafire writes: "my he has a vast anal orifice"
Unknown writes: What!? I never use drogs on robots! Only when they dont want to come home whit me and have some party.
Shockwave writes: Bump Bump. Buuuuurrrrrraaaaaappppp!!! Ah, much better.
Unknown writes: optimus: what the slag?!?! doc: we were just uh
Skyfire: five more minutes?
Royal writes: Skyfire: Ratchet..You are just giving me a checkup right? RIGHT?
Ratchet: Checkup. Right checkup *evil chuckle*
Unknown writes: Just what the doctor ordered.
Unknown writes: Rachet- Turn your head and cough
Skyfire- Doc its been 20 minutes take the hand away
Unknown writes: Of course Im a certified gynocologist- Back to top -
Unknown writes: I must fix Skyfire!
Unknown writes: Skyfire: Help....me......help...me....
Ratchet: hmmm....*examines Skyfire but his watch starts beeping* huh?*looks at the time*.whoops, sorry man, Dr. Phil is on right now *rushes off*
Metroplex writes: R:Good god! What did you do to it?
Unknown writes: Ok Skyfire, Now Direct TV installation is $9.95. You get Mtv2 and QVC. Now if you want WWE Pay Per View, it will cost you extra!
Depth Charge writes: Optimus: Latchet!
Latchet: oh! lunchtime!
Unknown writes: Oh, I feel like Meg Ryan in City of Angels. Now where is that handsome Nicholas Cage?
Unknown writes: Just a few more circuits and you will go from Skyfire to Jetfire. Oh, let me put on this Robotech sticker!
Unknown writes: wow, dude you really should of had this done when you were a babybot. ok, your going to feel a little sting........
Optimus Primevil writes: Ratchet: Hope no one files for malpractice.
Unknown writes: ooohh...this is fun,lemme see,the red wire connects to the blue one,the blue one connects the green one....- Back to top -
Unknown writes: this guy can go all day, my right hand is already cramped up...
Unknown writes: Optimus, pass me the leech!
Unknown writes: Slag! The contractions are 2 minutes aprt!
Unknown writes: Score...And they said the female Autobots were long extinct...
Dynamus Prime writes: Uh, guys? My hand is stuck!
primus writes: Skyfire: oh yeah thats the place
Unknown writes: Ratchet: Ok, who was drinking crude oil around the patient again?!
Tracks: (burp) Oh yeah, that was me. My bad!
Ratchet: What the slag?! What are you doing here?! This is season 1!
Tracks: Oops, sorry!
Unknown writes: power to the people
Shermtron writes: turn your head and cough.... Phew i said cough skyfire.
FanboyX writes: Man... Why do I always have to be the "fluffer" anyway?- Back to top -
Shermtron writes: Damnit jim im a doctor not a not a blowtorch.
Shermtron writes: Damnit jim im a doctor not a not a blowtorch.
DARKAGEIS writes: guys im stuck, little help!
Terrorscream writes: ok its a boy
Pokejedservo writes: Ratchet: Well your no Arcee, that I can tell you now...
Unknown writes: You open the legs and fill the cavity with stuffing, tharn roast in oven at 375 for 3 hours
The Matrix writes: Rachet - "EEHHH, now thats nasty..."- Back to top -