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Heckfire writes: "...so THAT'S where the trailer goes. Huh."
Nemesis Primal writes: Optimus: "Friggin' glitch-mice..."

Scourge: "Just hire an exterminator."
Demonic Femme writes: Optimus, "Okay, his CD sounds like the one to listen to for the job at hand-"
Scourge, 'good gracious... that's a big blue butt...'
Optimus, "Ah-" *Fleetwood Mac plays* "There we go, now to fix these wires-"
gauthic_angel7680 writes: O.P.: tell the truth Scourge, did carly really crawl up inside my ass.
Scourge: yah she's up in there really good. i don't think i can reach her.
O.P.: i kno she was tripping on acid last night during the party, but i thought she would never a
Alphatron writes: O.P.: Well apparently, you do have an energon figure.
Scourge: Sweet, what does he look like and what's his name!?
O.P.: Mirage and very crappy.
Scourge: Crap...
azraelus writes: O.K. You may experience a little discomfort here but we got to locate tailpipe cancer early.
Demona writes: OP: ^__^ yooooouuuuuuu can't seeeee meeeeee!
S: -__- moron
Nemesis Primal writes: Despite the Optimus-motif recliner, Scourges audition tape for Trading Spaces: Cybertron found its way to the trash can pretty quickly.
Magnus writes: Prime [to audience]: Shhh. Is he gone yet?
Nemesis Primal writes: Scourge: "Oh waiter! I ordered the prime RIB..."
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Nemesis Primal writes: Scourge finally finds out where Prime's trailer goes when he transforms... And decides the rest of the world is better off not knowing.
Nemesis Primal writes: Scourge: "For the last time, Optimus, this isn't "Home Improvement" and you're not Wilson!"
Shadow Fox writes: Scourge- Wow..I don't know what to say..that looks pretty bad and infected. I'm not a doctor though, you need to get that checked out!!
omega icecream writes: optimus;watcha doin back there?
Unknown writes: Prime: That's right you bearded freak, just walk right up to the guy with the Laser Axe ready to slash your neck. Heh heh heh...
Unknown writes: Scourge: Don't worry the rectal exam will be over soon...just relax and think of Christmas.
Unknown writes: Scourge: With your death, Prime, the Decepticons will win the 3rd Great War! Prime: And I also lose my bet with Ultra Magnus about winning the war too! Blast! Millions of innocents under the control of the Decepticons & I'm out 1,000 e
Nemesis Primal writes: "Well, Mr. Prime, you have one of the healthiest colons I've ever inspected." "Clean living, doc. Clean living."
Shadowcon writes: Scourge: I like...to watch.(drooling)
Unknown writes: Prime: And now for my latest trick... making fake Scourge impressions with my poop.
Here it comes... uuuurrgghh.
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Unknown writes: Prime: The bee bit my bottom. Now my bottom's big! Scourge: I understand your pain but don't point that thing at me!
Unknown writes: Uh oh, the jig is up. They finally found the secret survaillance camera.
Unknown writes: Get up Prime - I'm not shooting you in the back.

You did with Death's head - Prime

Oh!
Unknown writes: I like that one too. Good luck
Unknown writes: U-uh, Prime, there are no more Easter eggs around here
Unknown writes: Scourge: CAMON~!!! That's my sister~!!!
Prime: I don't care! She's hot and she's wearing nothing but socks right now~!!!!!
Unknown writes: Look at his eyes, where Scourge is, and then try to keep a straight face.
Unknown writes: prime: oh great!
PlasmaRadio writes: Prime: "I have to get this monkey off my back. Ultra Magnus, you're adopted and nobody likes you."
Unknown writes: Scourge: NOW bitch we'll see who's prime here *ZIP* Prime: just you wait the rest of the autobots will save NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Unknown writes: scourge: whats that coming out of his....nasty
Unknown writes: Optimus Prime: Ooh, and here we have the rare Galactus space bug! I simply must have this for my collection!
Scourge: Crikey, not again...
Unknown writes: Scourge could not help himself from being compelled to fake interest in Primes G.I.joe collection. PRIME: Awwwww ya shoudda seen it, Bumblebee was playing with Dr.Mindbender and Croc Master and pretending that they were in love or somthing. Personall
Unknown writes: Aiight bitch, I make ya squeal like a pig!
Starscream K'dash writes: Prime(As the Crocidlie Hunter):Crikey! it appears that Scourge is Goin' ta ButtF*$# Me metal arse.
Scourge: AND HOW!!!! Yum!
Unknown writes: op talking the people watching tv- did you ever get the feeling you were bieng watched?
Unknown writes: Better put the kids to bed........
Unknown writes: Scourge and Optimus, after joining "Big Brother" search the house for all the hidden cameras!
Unknown writes: Scourge: he's been like that for the past week. He really seems determined to get that mouse.
optimus: comon you little @#!%$& get the cheese already!!!!!!!
APOLLO writes: Scourge: "What the hell are you doing Prime?"

Optimus: "Shhh, I think I found a hidden camera. Someone's been spying on us."

Scourge: "Oh stop the bull crap Prime, and sell me your specs so I can
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Unknown writes: Scourge: Ahhh....Optimus Prime, I've been waiting for thiis for a looonnnngggg time!!!
Unknown writes: Scourge: Hey Optimus, did you know you have a giant Wart on your ass?
Optimus: WHAT!?
Suzuki writes: RATCHET: You really should have that wart removed, Optimus . . .
Unknown writes: Here it is, Scourge! Kiss my big Autobot (_!_)!
Unknown writes: scourge, you think you can fµ©k my ass like some n!@@3r in jail?
Unknown writes: scourge:aww...sleeping like a little angel.prime:stop staring at my ass scourge.
Unknown writes: Prime:now can you see the movie better?
Scourge:no! becuase ya big butt is in the way!!!
Unknown writes: open up your toolbox wide while I put some balogna in it.
Unknown writes: scourge: your ass is gigantic and red who could i pretend you are, Liza Minelli
star_saber writes: OP: " does this red make my butt look big??"
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Unknown writes: toss my salad!
Unknown writes: Optimus: Excuse me, Scourge, but can I ASS you a question? :P
Sledge writes: Ever wonder why Scourge has a goatee ?
Unknown writes: Optimus: SLAG! Who put superglue in my bed, again?!
Scourge: Nyah!
Unknown writes: Scourge: FOUR!!!!!!
Optimus: epp!
Optimus Prime writes: Scourge: Cyclonus, bring out the Gimpacon.
Unknown writes: TF Rule #35: Never bend over to an enemy
Unknown writes: You People are ruining my fondest childhood memories
Unknown writes: optimus: (singing) moooon river!
Unknown writes: tell me the truth Scourge, are the sh*t stains still there?
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Unknown writes: the deleted scene where Optimus in mid-battle stops to find a contact-lense.
Unknown writes: Optimus Prime: Momma told me there would be days like this.
Dynamus Prime writes: Optimus: Bending over...stupid move...
Unknown writes: Ohhh Back that Ass up !!!
Unknown writes: Scourge: Dont worry :;Snaps rubber glove on hand:; This wont hurt a bit.

Optimus: Ah s£!t
Unknown writes: Aright, now just turn your head and cough
Unknown writes: Prime: can u c it from there??
Heather Prime writes: i will be poor for optimus prime...... i kick ass at scourge ... i am nice try it. you..... ???
Unknown writes: ALpha-trion told me there would b days like this!!!
Unknown writes: Thats just PRIME!!!
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magnaboss writes: Scourge: Its obvious you have been to prison Optimus: yes :: hangs head :
Unknown writes: Scourge: I should have brought my camera..

Prime : Hey..a $ !!
Unknown writes: Scourge: Hey, Hot Rod, is it warm up there?
Unknown writes: Scourge: Well not, what a fine piece of ass you got there.
Optimus: Why thank you...HEY!
Unknown writes: (Scourge thinking) man,Optimus whipes back to front!
Unknown writes: Scourge, thinking: "Damn Cyclonus, always leaving his 'special toys' out in the hallway."
Unknown writes: Must not get angry, you won't like me when I am angry.
FortMax writes: Oh look a quarter...ouch
MEGATRON writes: optimus:ahhhhhhh get out of my but.
Unknown writes: NOW I see what makes you a great leader!!!
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Unknown writes: Prime: Scourge! I have some how shot myself in the ass with a posioned dart.... could you please be a true decepticon and do what you guys do best and SUCK out the posion for me!
Percepter writes: Scourge:"By the pit, Autobots DO have huge asses!"
Prime:"SCOURGE!? Why the hell are you stareing at my Skidplate!?"
SCOURGE:"Becouse Galvatron said to distract you."
Prime:"Oh he did, did
Unknown writes: scourge on three kick me in my ass so hard that I'll bang that lose gear back in place.
Ouroboros writes: Wait sorge these ants must first cross the roud
edicius writes: Scourge: "My my, and I thought Galvatron was mighty!"
edicius writes: Scourge: "I see you haven't been wiping very well, Optimus."
Unknown writes: Scourge: What the hell are you doing? You some kind of Porn Junkie? Optimus: Geez, all my spark, I don't do anything for myself so I need a delicious treat. Besides, I'm gonna die in just a few minutes anyway.
Unknown writes: Optimus: "AAAARGH, Scourge these hemroids are killin' me please do something!"
Scourge-*swift kick to Optimus' backside*
Scourge: "HeeeHeeeHeee"
Unknown writes: Scourge: "Prime! What the hell happened to you?"
Prime: "SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!"
Scourge: "EEP! He's turned into Quasimodus Prime!!!!"
Unknown writes: Optimus:"Scourge, I knew you were made of sterner stuff!!"
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Unknown writes: (Optimus) FULL MOON!
(Scourge) Prime, you jackass; robots don't have butts
Unknown writes: Scourge: Now turn your head and cough
Unknown writes: Scourge: This is gonna be harder then I though.....
Unknown writes: scourge"what the hell are you doing prime?"Prime"I think my spine has melted.get a stick"
Unknown writes: Scorge: Hey Optimus what are you looking at?
OP: psst!!! Quiet...I am taking a peep out of the female robots' shower room! Oh elita has a big set o boobs!!! *whistles*
Shermtron writes: OP:brrrt! Scourage: what??
Unknown writes: ..And Optimus Prime found himself upon the cafeteria floor,his lunch in shambles. "Haw,haw! Have a nie 'trip' Autobot?" *One of these days...I'll show him. I'll show them ALL!*
Unknown writes: "Prme! What're you doing in here??!"
"I...I see dead people....."
Unknown writes: Optimus: He'll never find me here never this is the best hiding place in the world *laughs*
Scourge: I heard that Prime....that and I found you your IT!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Decepticons always win at hide and seek MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Unknown writes: Prime:Arent you sick of caption contests that are made out to resemble sexual activity?
Scourge:Sure am Prime i wish they could think of something new
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Unknown writes: "I don't know why you bother with contact lenses, Prime."
Unknown writes: Scourge:"This is gonna hurt like a mother f**ker!"
Prime:"I gotta find anew proctologist!"
Unknown writes: Scourge and Prime discover they're both big fans of Larry Townsend....
Unknown writes: Scourge:I got you now Optimus!
Ultra Magnus(offside):Optimus,GET UP!!!,this is the part when you attack him!
(Optimus Prime Sleeping)
Ultra Magnus:GET UP,YOU ARE ON CAMERA!!!
Optimus Prime:Huh,wha...where am i,hey...this isn't The Holiday Inn
Unknown writes: Prime: By the matrix *gasps for breath* I don't remember eating THAT for lunch.

Scourge: You got one over on Windbreaker there Autobot.
Sentinel Prime writes: We can just pretend nothing happenned...
Unknown writes: Scourge: Better hit that s***t!
Unknown writes: SCOURGE:Get up you son of a bitch.Glad I poisoned your Matrix by wearing it.
Unknown writes: Opitmus Prime: Hey Scourge! I see Ai, and Elita One in the shower!
Blitzkrieg writes: Scourge: Stop! You're on Candid Camera!
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Unknown writes: Hey Optimus thats a nice ass I think I'll have one like that some day. ;)
Ace writes: prime:"Scourge, your gun is digging into my hip!"
Unknown writes: Scourge: Wow, Alpha Trion was kind!
Unknown writes: Scourge: Wow, Alpha Trion was kind!
Unknown writes: SCURGE: ALRIGHT OPTIMUS THIS IS THE LAST TIME I GIVE YOU AN OPIUM SUPPOSITORY.
OPTIMUS: OHHH I CAN TASTE THE COLORS!!
Unknown writes: prime: gotta sneak out of the decepticon base before anyone catches me!!... oh sh*t..is this a security camera?! oh man iknew ishoulda left this sh*t to roller..
Scourge: WHAT THE FU*K!!!!
Unknown writes: Prime: o.k scourge the camera is on the three second timer..now get ready.... DOH!!!
Galvatron Z writes: Optimus discovers Scourge's true function within the Decepticon ranks, he's their proctologist!
Unknown writes: Optimus: So, you like what you see, big boy?
Scourge: Actually, no. Now, if you could tell me how to get the hell outta here before that fag, Wheelie, comes back.
Unknown writes: *Clank*
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Unknown writes: Optimus: Yup that's where I really keep the matrix. There other spots just for show.
Super Ginrai writes: Optimus:HELP ME!
Scourge: Shut up! I never last more than 30 seconds.
Unknown writes: Optimus:"Y'know, If I didn't know better,
I'd swear i had a little tiny Scourge trying
to climb out of my ass!"
Scourge:"Next time, look before you sit,
lardass!"
Unknown writes: Scourge: Let me shove THIS up your matrix!
Unknown writes: Can you feel my finger prime? well.... LOOK! NO HANDS!!!
star_saber writes: scourge:*thinks damn i have got to get that new buns o stell vid optomus:they!get your own buns o stell
Unknown writes: SCOURGE:Just relax this'll only hurt for a second.(snapping of gloves)
Silverwolf writes: THAT'S NOT JUST YOU'RE FINGER! >:(
Unknown writes: Scourge I don't care what you heard Magnus is the only bot for me.
Unknown writes: WHOA! optimus i never noticed how good you look from behind..
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Unknown writes: "Take it all, Bitch!!"
Bumblebee writes: Scourge: I didn't notice optimus had such a cute ass. i wonder if he will notice if i stick my dick up his rear waist plate. Optimus: aww yess i hope that is ratchet fixing up my pelvis plate.Aww yess
EPHEN writes: ****CYBER COLON EXAM****
scourge-"feel any discomfort?"
Prime-"no as long as you don't put both hands on my back!!"
Ultimate Optimus writes: Scourge: JESUS!!! That wart on your ass is HUGE!!! Optimus: I knew it!
Unknown writes: "I know my contact lens is around here *somewhere*...
Unknown writes: "I know my contact lens is around here *somewhere*...
Unknown writes: optimus:hmmm now where is my key for my ignition
Scourge:"hmmmm"
Music plays in the background "Im took sexy for my love, too sexy for my love love's going to leave me"
Thunderstreak writes: Scourge: Dude! What do you see? Optimus: Shhh! Arcee's taking off her towel! Oh...baby!
Unknown writes: Optimus- dude, did you just stick a banana in my tailpipe?
Unknown writes: Optimus: Wow...Scourge looks really hot in the photos for this month's update...er...um...hi Scourge.
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Unknown writes: Scourge: Optimus!
Optimus Prime: Uhh...it wasn't me...I ACCIDENTALLY surfed on into that website!
Unknown writes: "geez Prime, your Kaboos needs a MAJOR overhaul, and that pimple.....W O W"
Unknown writes: Optimus: Say Scourge, in that render, you look CGI. Scourge: Wow...
Unknown writes: Optimus: Heheheh...I can watch this peep show for free without anyone knowing... Scourge: HALT! What do you think you're doing? Optimus: Crap...
Anonymous Iggy writes: Yes, Optimus Prime, that IS customary treatment for prisoners. Now, quit whinin' and get up, wussy!
Unknown writes: Okay Scouge, but this is the last time I fix Galvatron's V-Hold...
Unknown writes: Optimus-Woah! Stop poking me there Scourge, especially with that sharp stick!
Unknown writes: prime says"ah! Scourge what the f*ck are u doing thats totally evil not even galvaltron is that dicusting! so get it out u freak!"
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Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #98 - Combiner Wars
Twincast / Podcast #98:
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Posted: Thursday, August 14th, 2014