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omegasupreme69 writes: woo woo there Mister in a hurry You still need your tires rotated...
Swoopscream writes: you sure you don't want to call your doctor about this? I don't mean to embarrass you or anything, but this happens to a lot of bots.
XDMan writes: "Push us all you want, but we'll stop you!"
" 'Pushusalyawantbutwellstopu' nothing, Damnnabbit!
Silver Snake writes: Long Haul: Let's take a road trip, you said. It will be fun, you said.
Scrapper: Slag off, that Last Chance gas station has to be around here somewhere.
trailbreaker writes: "Wow, these G1 reissues are huge!"
Nemesis Primal writes: "I told you we should have brought the jumper cables!"
"Just shut up and keep pushing."
VioMeTriX writes: Look, the instructions said you have to push like this to make it work
Delta Magnus writes: The Constructicons try and free Ironhide from the patch of cement he foolishly stopped in.
Chrisby writes: Long Haul: I TOLD you we should've signed up for Triple A!
Ryuki writes: Constructicons: as what the producer said before, you're not fitted for the Iron Man role. So buzz off, Ironhide !!- Back to top -
Ironhide : but I am mostly red and yellow !, can I at least became his vehicle ?
steve2275 writes: quit trying to sneak into marvels the avengers
Road Turtle writes: Scrapper,"Good, we blew out his tires, and disabled his transformation. Now let's feed him to a giant trash compactor."
Longhaul, "But...well...wouldn't it be easier if we just shot him?"
Road Turtle writes: Ironhide, "Ha-Ha, You can't stop me!"
Scrapper,"Just wait Ironhide, someday, when we suddenly and inexplicably learn how to Aim, You'll be Ours! Someday Ironhide....someday..."
Stormrider writes: Parking Wars Season 3!
Maestro Meister writes: "Wait, guys. Ah ain't Classics Ahrnhaad, ahm G1 Ahrnhaad. Ma chest forms the front, not the rear end of the van!"
JaffleMaker writes: **continued...** one way to find out.
*constructcions push ironhide backwards*
JaffleMaker writes: LONG HAUL: Look, it's that accursed Autobot Ironhide!!
SCRAPPER Don't stand there yapping! BLAST HIM!!
IRONHIDE: No Wait!!! I'm a new Throttlecon. Megatrons answer to take out those cheap and nasty Throttlebots!
SCRAPPER: I don't buy it... but there' o
#Sideways# writes: It seems that when Ironhide asked for a Push-Start that the Constructicons didn't know which way to push him!
monoform writes: Scrapper, "Last one with their hand on the autobot wins him!"
Long Haul, "Dammit, I just drank a ton of energon!"
jcraiger writes: "When the van is a rocking'..."- Back to top -
Road Turtle writes: Ironhide, "Aw, but I want to be a Constructicon!"
Scrapper, "No! You're the wrong color, and you're not even a construction vehicle!"
Ironhide, "I can be the crotch!"
Longhaul, "Devastator doesn't need two crotches, he only needs one, and that's ME
Road Turtle writes: Scrapper, "Get out of our shot Ironhide!"
Ironhide, "Aaww, but I want to be in the picture!"
badjimmy76 writes: Thats what happens when you try to make a robot thats also a car, its shit at both.
Menasor75 writes: Today on PIMP MY RIDE EXTREME MAKEOVER: Transformers Edition, Scrapper and Long Haul from West Cybertron Customs are going to take G1 Ironhide and reformat him into a G1-inspired Movie Leader Ironhide!
snavej writes: Scrapper: Trypticon demands brightly coloured things for his nest. You're top of the list, Ironhide!
Ironhide (thinks): Damn, I can't do anything. Which s.o.b. covered me in superglue?!
gavinfuzzy writes: Oh boy! Megatron would love a new Tonka truck!
Matrix42 writes: Scrapper: Why are WE the ones who have to move him? Long Haul: We're Constructicons. It's kind of our job.
Brakethrough writes: (Jackass music plays up)
Hi I'm Long Haul and this is Scrapper, and THIS is "Autobot Tipping".
MarkNL writes: 2 wild constructicons appeared!
Constructicon 1 used tackle! It's a critical hit!... Ironhide fainted!... You gained 0 Exp. Points!
hotblackd33 writes: Ok, so if we push this car back far enough, it will run on it's own? That's awesome!- Back to top -
Ryuki writes: ironhide: let me in, dammit !! I am a goddamn transformers, but M.E.C.H stole my T-cog !!
constructicons : Oh yeah ?!, the last 2 cars called Herbie and KITT also have the same talk !!
Ryuki writes: after watching The Avengers Ironhide, Scrapper and Long Haul role-playing as their favorite characters.
Ironhide play as Iron Man while Scrapper and Long Haul play as Hulk...
OptiMagnus writes: Dammit Long Haul! I told you Japenese cars didn't get better gas mileage. But you just HAD to try to prove me wrong in the middle of a desert, huh?
JustPlainME writes: Sorry, pal. This club is REAL exclusive.
skyraven323 writes: Ironhide (captured): Hmm.. Guys, isn't your base the other way around??
MagnusLabel writes: We gonna make Ironhide humps!
Bumblevivisector writes: IRONHIDE: No! Let me outah' here! City of Steel was bad enough, Ah refuse to stay in another episode with with that gawd-awful AKOM animation!
TFhunter writes: Constructicons: What do we have to do to stop this thing from humping our legs?
DragonPrime120 writes: Damn, why did we agree to buy this piece of crap that doesn't even move?
MightyMagnus78 writes: Scrapper: This is the last time we buy anything from Swindle!- Back to top -
Optimum Supreme writes: Sadly, the constructicons did not quite grasp the concept of a push start.
Mindmaster writes: Quickly, hide the Energon in this seemingly-innocent red van!
Ryuki writes: Constructicons: YOU SHALL NOT PASS !!
Ryuki writes: Ironhide : i still don't understand why I'm not allowed to move in here ?!
constructicons : because red means stop, Ironhide... (giggles)
Ryuki writes: Ironhide : strange, why it feels so easy to crash hit those 2 decepticon punks in the movie, but I can't do the same for this two ??
BiggietronPrime writes: Alright, Ironhide!!! There aren't any more fem-bots in the bar. It's time for you to go!
SoundwaveLVL14 writes: Long Haul: It seems like all I ever do it move this, move that, why cant I ever be part of the building team?
Scrapper: Stop your complaining! Be glad that I am not making you carry this thing yourself!
Ironhide: What do you mean this thing! I have
Ryuki writes: Scrapper : don't you hate it when a customer fell asleep in our bar & stay transformed like this ?
Long Haul :sigh~ stories of my life...
Ryuki writes: Scrapper:huff~ next time, Buy a tires that fit with that bulky van body of yours, Ironhide !!
Longhaul: yeah, so we don,t need to push you into workshop in the middle of battle like this !!
Ryuki writes: Constructicons: sorry, only decepticons are allowed at this point!- Back to top -
Ironhide: RACIST !!!
Ryuki writes: S: sorry pal, only transformers are allowed in this party...
IH: but, I'm a transformers !! I just happen to leave my t- cog in base for check-up !!
LH: yeah right, the last ambulance that coming here also said that...
BeastProwl writes: After the war, all the constructicons could do was clean bugs off the windows of those in need.
Maestro Meister writes: Hey, Scrapper, that's a pretty good impersonation of Shockwave you do.
snavej writes: Long Haul: Did we mention that we're cannibals?
Ironhide: How can you be cannibals? You don't have mouths!
Scrapper: Devastator does.
Ironhide: Oh no! Save me, Jebus!
snavej writes: Three Transformers struggle to traverse the Land of Screwed Up Perspective.
snavej writes: Scrapper: Hey, is Scooby Doo in there?
Ironhide: No, only about 7,000 mini-missiles, which are coming your way real soon.
snavej writes: Ironhide: But how did you find me?
Long Haul: You ever hear of desert camouflage?
Long Haul: That's how.
Maestro Meister writes: Scrapper, now I see why Hasbro stopped making Transformers with rubber tires.
skyraven323 writes: Ironhide: GO AWAY Decepticon punks! You don't want to mess with an Autobot with a flat tires!!
Ravage XK writes: We'll never bump start Ironhide with those flats....Third time we've pushed him up this bloody hill, its bloody hard work....I bet he's still in gear...OI! IRONHIDE ARE YOU STILL IN GEAR?...idiot...- Back to top -
necr0blivion writes: Constructicons - DO NOT WANT!
turbomagnus writes: Next time we trap the Autobots in car mode, we make sure its with full gas tanks...
wardawnapocolypse writes: " I'm tired of megatron having us intercept meals on wheels"
MasterSoundBlaster writes: Ironhide:I ain't no shopping cart you moronic con's!!!!- Back to top -