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Nemesis Primal writes: Bomb-Burst: "You smell like fish!"

Submarauder: "Yeah, well, um, you smell like, uh... uh... BAT! You smell like bat! Slag... I got nothin'."
Suzuki writes: BOMB-BURST: Phweeew! Nasty!!
SKULLGRIN: Must you do THAT here and now?!
SUBMARAUDER: No, it's the SHELL'S smell! I didn't do that!
Nemesis Primal writes: Skullgrin: "Dude, Submarauder, where's your mouth?"

Submarauder: "Would you believe I'm still not sure?"
Nemesis Primal writes: Here we see three Decepticon Pretenders trying out for the role of Wilson on Home Improvement.
Unknown writes: Bomb-Burst: "Ugly contest!" Skullgrin: "Ok, go!" (Submarauder walks up) Submarauder: "What's going on?" Bomb-Burst and Skullgrin: "You win."
Unknown writes: Three cameo appearances in Army of Darkness by three Pretenders...
Unknown writes: So, Oderous, What song ya suggest tonight? I dunno, Beefcake....any suggestions, Flatus Maximus?
Unknown writes: You sure that's a human?
Broadside writes: Why can't we look like giant oversized people?
Gigastorm writes: You do known we are waring masks.
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Unknown writes: Who, exactly, are we pretending to be? There's no one that looks like us!
tfpredaking writes: Man, we suck almost as much as Beastwars!!
Unknown writes: --Am I just stoned or are we just that ugly?
--No, we're just that ugly...
Unknown writes: --Am I just stoned or are we just atat ugly? No, we're just that ugly...
Unknown writes: Heh-heh... We are so ugly...
Unknown writes: Skullgrin:"Submurauder why is your forehead so big?" Bomb Burst:"Yeah! Huh? Yeah!" Submurauder:"Just leave me and my over sized forehead alone!"
Unknown writes: Skull-face to Fish-brain: "Dude, I think we're in the wrong show!"
Manchester Devil writes: Skullgrin: You slept with Stryka!?
Submurauder: Yeah! So?
Bomb Burst: Yer certainly "braver" than me!
Submurauder: *angry* Screw you guys and this mission! I'm going to Stryka's flat!
*he walks off*
*Optimus Prime
Unknown writes: Are you ok? you look like that fat guy has been eating your rations again.
Unknown writes: Dude, does this Pretender shell look gay?
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Unknown writes: dude seriouly where did you get that costume?
Galvatron writes: Submurauder: Jeez. I never knew we looked like such idiots, man..
Unknown writes: wow? i love to have sex with 11 year olds. and i have a fish head!
Unknown writes: "Hey, Submarauder, did you steal your head from the Armada "Super-pant" Prime?"
Unknown writes: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TWO
LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY FOR.
Unknown writes: Bomb-burst: Someone stole my punk record. (Both look at Submaraunder)
Submaruander: Uhhhhhhh, Anyone for burgers?!
Unknown writes: Does this dress make me look fat?
Unknown writes: "We are the Knights who say Neigh!"
Unknown writes: so i said "wrecked em? i totaled em!"
Unknown writes: Ok who lit one out
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Sledge writes: "Galvatron, Cyclonus....nice costumes!"
Unknown writes: whew, hey buddy, check out that funny looking guy behind me.
Unknown writes: What?!!! What they heck is it with you guys and masks?"
Unknown writes: if only we had an wheelbarrow. fezzik where did we live the wheelbarrow the albino had. on top of the albino i think.
Dynamus Prime writes: So who do you think will win the Tour de France? I put my bets on Armstrong.
Unknown writes: Sub: What? WHAT?!
Unknown writes: Sub: What? WHAT?!
Mr. X writes: It loos like another Ugl Contest!
Unknown writes: Well what do we do now?

Well, now we jump out of the rabbit, not only taking the french by surprise, but completely unarmed!
Unknown writes: sh*t, look at all this crack. no more taking orders from anyone from now on.
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Unknown writes: I disagree. Although we are much better looking as individual robots when not in pretender form, King Poseidon/Pirhannacon is still superior looking as a gestalt.
Unknown writes: Well, I think we may need to steal a warehouse if we want to make our crack stash any bigger. All in favor?
Thunderstreak writes: Skullgrin: "Will they make PVC figures of us?" Submarauder: "Sure...when they release an Outback PVC!"
magnaboss writes: We are the new boyband.
Unknown writes: Submarauder: whats with Skullgrin?
Bombburst: The idiot donated most of his brain to science in exchange for a keg of energon beer.
Submarauder:...he get the good stuff?
Skullgrin silently drools
Warpath writes: Skullgrin: Are you guys thinking what i´m thinking?
Submarauder: Yeah but it would be awfully difficult to move an entire planet all by yourself!!
Unknown writes: yo Johny, we gonna pick up some Transformer whores. you wanna come? (Johny) HELL YEAH!
Unknown writes: which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards sucked my cock?
Unknown writes: which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards sucked my dick?
Unknown writes: which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards just jerked off my dick?
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Unknown writes: which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards just jerked off my cock?
Unknown writes: Are you sure this snow fort will defend us from Omicron?
Unknown writes: Hey who in the HELL just touched my ASS?
Unknown writes: wheres your car dude
?
Unknown writes: dude wheres my car?
Unknown writes: Dude looking to that porno made me just JIZZ my paints
Unknown writes: O s£!t the cops dude ok remember your my wife the bats our baby
Unknown writes: Aw fµ©k man the bat just s£!t on my shoe
Unknown writes: What do ya say we ditch the bat and get a room?
Unknown writes: Bomb Burst: I need some beer money! Submarauder: We can try to pass of Skullgrin as a beanie baby and sell him on ebay!
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Unknown writes: Do I have something in my teeth?
Unknown writes: I TOLD you the DNA scanners were out of sync.
Unknown writes: The Decepticon Invasion of Colorado receives its first casualty.
Skullgrin: Oh my god, Submarauder killed Kenny!
Bombburst: YOU BASTARD!!!
Unknown writes: "Good news, everyone! Our applications have been approved. We are now... Muppets!"
Kickback writes: What is this...articulation...you talk about?
Unknown writes: Thanks to these clever disguises no one will recognize us at that Star Trek convention!
Josh writes: " i want to be king of the hill"
Unknown writes: BOMB-BURST;SKULLGRIN and SUBMARAUDER: LETS STEAL SOME FEMALE AUTOBOT BRAS!
Optimus Primevil writes: All of them thinking: We look like $#!t!!!
Unknown writes: Submarauder: You know that movie Earth Girls are easy.
(both) Yeah
Submarauder: well, it lied. Even the Drunk chicks turned me down
Skullgrin: that is so cruel.
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Unknown writes: I am telling you, I caught Thunderwing gettin an Oil change with some pros-bot.
Bombburst: Thats a steaming wad of skullgrins waste
Skullgrin: yeah...HEY!!!!
Unknown writes: BombBurst: SUBMARAUDER!!! Stop playing with that vaccum!
Skullgrin inter dialog: I gotta get me some of that
Unknown writes: Submarauder: With the completion of our latest feindish plan, the decepticons will TRIUMPH!!!!
BombBurst: you mean your lame plan to shove over Alpha Trion, while me n skullgrin steal his Episode 2 tickets?
Spiderman writes: Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home you fµ©kin bitch!
Spiderman writes: Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home you fµ©kin crackhead!
Spiderman writes: Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home bitch!
Spiderman writes: I know you two are Seacons but which is which? you two are ugly as bulls£!t even without your Pretender costumes.
Spiderman writes: I know you two are Seacons but which is which? you two are ugly bulls£!t even without your Pretender costumes.
Unknown writes: Sub: Come to think of it, no I never saw the point of bathing!
Unknown writes: Sub: Come to think of it, no I never saw the point of bathing!
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Unknown writes: Sub: That viagra-pill is really paying off!!
Unknown writes: Sub: Last night, I had sex with a Barbie - Pretender, but in fact she was a she-devil!
Unknown writes: Bomb: Just go to her and express your true feelings Submarauder
Sub: But I just want to shag her
Unknown writes: Sub: s£!t, I think I let the lights on back home.
Soundblaster writes: "Seriously dude, you could totally use Depth Charges ID to buy us beer!"
Unknown writes: BombBurst: You sure this is where Hotrod hides his stash of Cybertron porn?
Submarauder: Positive. I hear he gots a full collection of amature stag films with Minerva and Arcee in the shower and...Skullgrin put that away.
kenny writes: and the winner of the annual ugly transformer award is ....
Dreadwing writes: What do you mean They caught you wh@ckin off in Megatrons Crown again?!
Dreadwing writes: What do you mean They caught you wh@c|
Shermtron writes: We are we gonna be re-introduced into the show??.... NEVER!!
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Unknown writes: For the last time, wenot the male cast of Friends!
Unknown writes: you Know somethin, you ugly as a bitch! these pretender costumes are bulls£!t!!!!!
Unknown writes: Sub: I strongly suggest we move outta here, before you guys smell something u wished you had not.
Unknown writes: Dude, look at us! We are a shame to the entire line of Transformers!!!
Unknown writes: Dude, look at us! We are a shame to the entire line of Transformers!!!
Blitzkrieg writes: Skullgrin & Bomb Burst (to Submarauder): "Dude, did you just say you like Daniel and Wheelie?" Submarauder (nervously): "Uh...no."
Toughboot writes: Bombburst: What are we doing here again?
TRoN writes: Ya know I played a cameo in The Hunchback of Notra Dame!
Unknown writes: bobmurst: Hey, anyone of you had sex before?
Submaruaner: I did, with a fembot in cybertron
Bomb burst: how bout you skullgrin?
Skullgrin: would you believe i F***ed a human named circuit breaker?

Bomburst: really?! EWW!!!
Unknown writes: (Sings) "I see a little silhouetto of a man // Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango? // Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me!"
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Bombshell writes: Bomb-Burst and Submarauder find out who cut the cheese.
Unknown writes: I swear, this is where I was told Hasbro would release the Scourge figure
Speedbreaker writes: Submarauder:"I know, trick or treating is fun and all but i dont think that they give out energon bars!
Unknown writes: His comerades stand shocked after Submarauders reccent revelation.
Submarauder: Thunderwings been sexually harassing me
Unknown writes: no kidding, i didnt know robots got the clap
Unknown writes: Jeez Submarauder. Did you cut one again?
FortMax writes: Dude..look...Arcee is taking her top off!!!
whacko writes: Wow, what kind of facial treatment do YOU use?
poo writes: charles mitchal is gay
Unknown writes: Do you think it is too early to start trick-or-treating?
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Unknown writes: So what in the world are we pretending to be any way? Hey guys once when my mom grounded me I pretended that my room was a castle and handsome knight came to rescue me.
Black Arachnis writes: hey, submarauder!
you think they`ll reissue us too?
maybe they will if we ask them reaaaaaalllyy
nicely.
skullgrin:so basic beating it is then.
Unknown writes: (couphs) no comment
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