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It Is Him wrote:Wow! Losing weight isn't easy!

This is a portrait of me crossing the Delaware.

You look beat, man. Take a break and let someone else row for a while. Like that snooty-looking fellow standing towards the front.

In fact, what genius stands up in a moving rowboat?

Sabrblade wrote:In fact, what genius stands up in a moving rowboat?

Hey! Now wait just a minute! There's nothing wrong with putting yourself and everyone else at risk of tipping over into freezing cold water! Heck, if the people can't swim, that's just Darwinism at work!

Everyone has the inalienable right to put themselves in danger! WE DO DAT 'ERE!

*sighs* Next thing you know, they're going to expect people to have common sense. I'm all like WTF? And they're all like lolinorite? And I'm all like YEAH!

Sabrblade wrote:In fact, what genius stands up in a moving rowboat?

The king of the world?

Autobot032 wrote: I'm all like WTF? And they're all like lolinorite? And I'm all like YEAH!

Way to channel your inner Bay.

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Autobot032 wrote: I'm all like WTF? And they're all like lolinorite? And I'm all like YEAH!

Way to channel your inner Bay.

But...it's not truly channeled unless there's a big ass explosion going off in the background. One that slightly singes the hairs on the back of your neck, even though it's like a mile away.

That kind of big boom. That will fully channel my inner Bay.

Then when the law steps in, they'll be like "You blew dat up." I'll be like lolinorite? They'll be like "You broke the windows out downtown." I'll be like lol threw a car into a building too.

And it'll be awesome. With a capitol boom.

NOTE: Bay and crew actually threw a car into a building during filming of the first film. How awesome is that?

Autobot032 wrote:Then when the law steps in, they'll be like "You blew dat up." I'll be like lolinorite? They'll be like "You broke the windows out downtown." I'll be like lol threw a car into a building too.

And it'll be awesome. With a capitol boom.

NOTE: Bay and crew actually threw a car into a building during filming of the first film. How awesome is that?

Did you say car in the building?

Sabrblade wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:Then when the law steps in, they'll be like "You blew dat up." I'll be like lolinorite? They'll be like "You broke the windows out downtown." I'll be like lol threw a car into a building too.

And it'll be awesome. With a capitol boom.

NOTE: Bay and crew actually threw a car into a building during filming of the first film. How awesome is that?

Did you say car in the building?

Now they're just showing off. Harumph.

Autobot032 wrote:

Rodimus Prime wrote:

Autobot032 wrote: I'm all like WTF? And they're all like lolinorite? And I'm all like YEAH!

Way to channel your inner Bay.

But...it's not truly channeled unless there's a big ass explosion going off in the background. One that slightly singes the hairs on the back of your neck, even though it's like a mile away.

I was imagining it. My mistake for giving you the benefit of the doubt.

...

I was NOT fantasizing about you!

Sabrblade wrote:

It Is Him wrote:Wow! Losing weight isn't easy!

This is a portrait of me crossing the Delaware.

You look beat, man. Take a break and let someone else row for a while. Like that snooty-looking fellow standing towards the front.

In fact, what genius stands up in a moving rowboat?

What the history books don't tell you, Washington's kinda a dick. Didn't even offer to help, just stood there the entire time in that pose. But I'll tell you something else, he has amazing balance.