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Battle of the Humans

Postby d_sel1 » Tue May 22, 2012 2:43 pm

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
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Who would win in a battle royal between all of the humans (or at least how many you can remember) in the Transformers universe? The ground rules:

Battlefield: mall of American (I never been there, but I wanted big battlefield with lots of toys)

Must eliminate opponents via submission (any method of getting your opponent to say I quit), knockout (opponent must be unconscious, killing optional), or by some method being tossed out of building.

Must be homo sapiens, not Nebulan, Zatarxian, etc

Only 5 disguised Mech soldiers allowed

Chip Chase can use a motorized wheelchair and Dr Arkeville robotic arm must be toned down to near human levels

There will be about 100 blowgun w/ tranquilzer darts (instant KO) scattered around the mall, plus 20 tranquilizer rifles, and 5 Uzi w/ special tranquilizer bullets. There will 2 Star Trez Phasers in really tough to get to places.

If a character occurs in two different franchises and two different timelines (like G1 cartoon 1980's and 2005), they count as separate contestants eg DOTM Carly, G1 cartoon Carly from 80's, and g1 cartoon carly in 2005 are three separate contestants.

Fianlly, bonus points for mentioning who get eliminated first!
Please forgive if I am accidentally revive an old thread that I did not about, I didn't look at files before 2009!
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby SlyTF1 » Tue May 22, 2012 7:25 pm

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Does Sari from TFA count? Seeing as though she isn't completely human.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby BeastProwl » Thu May 24, 2012 11:28 am

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Coby in his Rumble suit, and Energon Kicker are left standing since they are both armored, rendering your little tranq guns useless. Phaser shots are deflected by the Energon Saber and Coby Rumble's plating. They are left standing, and they tear up the joint. Hard to say who wins though.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Shadowman » Sat May 26, 2012 12:46 am

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I'm going to say Iron Man on this one. Mind you, because of the IDW crossover, Captain America, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Ms. Marvel, and Doctor Doom all count. Spidey counts twice, since he also appeared in the Transformers Marvel Comics days. I just think Iron Man has the best chances, since he's Iron Man.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby BeastProwl » Sat May 26, 2012 12:50 am

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Shadowman wrote:I'm going to say Iron Man on this one. Mind you, because of the IDW crossover, Captain America, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Ms. Marvel, and Doctor Doom all count. Spidey counts twice, since he also appeared in the Transformers Marvel Comics days. I just think Iron Man has the best chances, since he's Iron Man.

Good call, hadn't thought of that. Wouldn't wolverine's damn near indestructable bone structure and regenerative properties be at play here too then? ah crap, this just turned into a superhero showdown. With GIJoes in there.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Shadowman » Sat May 26, 2012 12:53 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
BeastProwl wrote:
Shadowman wrote:I'm going to say Iron Man on this one. Mind you, because of the IDW crossover, Captain America, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Ms. Marvel, and Doctor Doom all count. Spidey counts twice, since he also appeared in the Transformers Marvel Comics days. I just think Iron Man has the best chances, since he's Iron Man.

Good call, hadn't thought of that. Wouldn't wolverine's damn near indestructable bone structure and regenerative properties be at play here too then? ah crap, this just turned into a superhero showdown. With GIJoes in there.


Wolverine can be knocked out, though, so he can still be taken out of the fight.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby d_sel1 » Tue May 29, 2012 3:08 pm

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Shadowman wrote:I'm going to say Iron Man on this one. Mind you, because of the IDW crossover, Captain America, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Ms. Marvel, and Doctor Doom all count. Spidey counts twice, since he also appeared in the Transformers Marvel Comics days. I just think Iron Man has the best chances, since he's Iron Man.


Clever exploitations of a loophole in my plan guys. Give ya props for that. I guess I have to make this a two division, two night, pay-per-view event.

Division 1: meta-human and armored character free style competion (non homo sapiens humanoids (nebulons, etc.) can join in)

Division 2 (my failed original plan): no superpowers (no Spidey, Doom, etc), no original armor (Tony Stark and Coby has to show up in plain clothes), weapons checked at door, you got McGuyer your weapons and find your own armor. Basically, only resources are what a real person can do and find.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Shadowman » Tue May 29, 2012 4:34 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
d_sel1 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:I'm going to say Iron Man on this one. Mind you, because of the IDW crossover, Captain America, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Ms. Marvel, and Doctor Doom all count. Spidey counts twice, since he also appeared in the Transformers Marvel Comics days. I just think Iron Man has the best chances, since he's Iron Man.


Clever exploitations of a loophole in my plan guys. Give ya props for that. I guess I have to make this a two division, two night, pay-per-view event.

Division 1: meta-human and armored character free style competion (non homo sapiens humanoids (nebulons, etc.) can join in)

Division 2 (my failed original plan): no superpowers (no Spidey, Doom, etc), no original armor (Tony Stark and Coby has to show up in plain clothes), weapons checked at door, you got McGuyer your weapons and find your own armor. Basically, only resources are what a real person can do and find.


Well, in that case, Iron Man in round 1 and Captain America in round 2. He doesn't technically have superpowers, you see, they basically just gave him specially developed steroids then shot him up with lasers.

Exploiting loopholes is fun.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:43 am

Motto: ""I am a warrior. Let the battle be joined.""
Weapon: Electron Gun
Does Spike get Fort Max? :D
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Shadowman » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:21 am

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RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Does Spike get Fort Max? :D


Seeing as Fortress Maximus is a separate character, I'd say no. He gets his suit but not the aid of Fort Max.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby RK_Striker_JK_5 » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:53 pm

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Even just the suit is a bit of a game-changer. Although if it's G1 animated, Fort Max isn't alive, just a rebuilt city.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Shadowman » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:32 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Even just the suit is a bit of a game-changer. Although if it's G1 animated, Fort Max isn't alive, just a rebuilt city.


It still requires Cerebros, though.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby d_sel1 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:30 pm

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
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Shadowman wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Does Spike get Fort Max? :D


Seeing as Fortress Maximus is a separate character, I'd say no. He gets his suit but not the aid of Fort Max.


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Division 1: Spike gets the suit, but the only Fort Maximus he is getting is the toy!
Division 2: No special suits! :HEADHURTS:
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby d_sel1 » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:31 pm

Motto: "Where is this global warming that scientists talk about this winter?"
Weapon: Neptune Sword
Shadowman wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Does Spike get Fort Max? :D


Seeing as Fortress Maximus is a separate character, I'd say no. He gets his suit but not the aid of Fort Max.


RK_Stiker_JK_5 and Shadowman

Division 1: Spike gets the suit, but the only Fort Maximus he is getting is the toy!
Division 2: No special suits! :HEADHURTS:
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby BeastProwl » Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:52 am

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d_sel1 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Does Spike get Fort Max? :D


Seeing as Fortress Maximus is a separate character, I'd say no. He gets his suit but not the aid of Fort Max.


RK_Stiker_JK_5 and Shadowman

Division 1: Spike gets the suit, but the only Fort Maximus he is getting is the toy!
Division 2: No special suits! :HEADHURTS:

He drops the toy on everyone's heads. The end.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Wigglez » Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:00 pm

Motto: "I refuse to breathe the breath of the failure!"
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What is this thread about? Which human from all the TF cartoons would win in a fight? Does it count when I say Spike when he was in that Cybertronian body that was built from different dead Cybertronians?
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Shadowman » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:17 pm

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Wigglez wrote:What is this thread about?


It's about which humans in any TF fiction would win in a fight. And then someone had to be a smartass and point out that the IDW series did a crossover with the Avengers.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Wigglez » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:32 pm

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Shadowman wrote:
Wigglez wrote:What is this thread about?


It's about which humans in any TF fiction would win in a fight. And then someone had to be a smartass and point out that the IDW series did a crossover with the Avengers.

I have that comic when Ironman came in with the giant armor because he heard about giant robots.
Wigglez wrote:Does it count when I say Spike when he was in that Cybertronian body that was built from different dead Cybertronians?

This question still stands. Because you know, Spike was a human, just in a different body.
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby d_sel1 » Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:45 pm

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Wigglez wrote:What is this thread about? Which human from all the TF cartoons would win in a fight? Does it count when I say Spike when he was in that Cybertronian body that was built from different dead Cybertronians?


Original plan, yes it was supposed to be a battle of the humans of TF cartoon!

Now, I am struck presiding over a multi-division fantasy battle, thanks Shadowman!

If you curious Wigglez, Spike can only have the suit in division 1 not D-2. I am this close to making division 3 (TF characters only)!
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Re: Battle of the Humans

Postby Shadowman » Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:48 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
d_sel1 wrote:Now, I am struck presiding over a multi-division fantasy battle, thanks Shadowman!


You're most welcome, I like to help out wherever I can.
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