Looks like I missed everything. The crying, the hugging, the cake, all of it! Two things I want to add:
1) I'm sorry. I'm personally sorry. I know I was a dick and even though some things you posted, okay, a lot of things you posted frustrated me, I was still a dick. Sorry.
2) I am always down for a good scale discussion and there are plenty of things that aren't in scale but there are plenty of
scales too. And scale doesn't always make sense even when it's in scale! If something doesn't scale to your liking, find a reference pick of them in the scale that you mean and link it to your comment. I do it all the time and a picture is worth a thousand words.
My favorites:
Pow-Pow-Powerwheels Cliffjumper
Hoist: "No one will believe
any of this back at base!"
Huffer: "I don't believe it and you're leaning out my window!"
Ones in scale and one isn't and neither makes any sense but seeing it helps.