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Custom Weapon Names

Postby crazyfists » Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:41 am

Motto: "Bees!?"
Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons
Now with the admin functions working again for restocking weapons and armor we can now rename and modify weapons. If you have any ideas for weapon names post them here. Stats of the weapon are not needed. Please keep it relevant and/or awesome.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby The Potentate » Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:25 pm

Motto: "I shot J.R."
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Cool. I'll throw these out for everyones thoughts.

Demon Sword, Scythe, Blazing Sword (Had to) Flachette gun, Gat, Cyber Potato Cannon, Chainsaw, Morning Star, Spark Punch, Optic gouge, Atomic Leg drop.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Phaze » Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:04 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Hubba Bubba Boom Stick
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:27 pm

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
The Potentate wrote:Cyber Potato Cannon


w1n!1! :lol:


Anything you guys suggest will be considered, obviously the more 'transformer' the better, but there there is plenty of room for exceptions - we're already looking at expanding the list of Lightsabers and Skill/Melee-type weapons so any names that you guys have thought of, like Potentates list above, is great.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Phaze » Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:58 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Spear of Vulkan, Forge Breaker, Conversion Cannon, Cyclone Launcher, Photon Launcher, Repulser Rifle, Drake Sword, Nemesis Sword, Web Shooter, Buster Rifle, Mega Smasher, Shark Launcher, Hellfire Shotgun
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Sustain » Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:45 pm

Motto: ""It is not enough to win, you must maintain control.""
Weapon: High-Amplification Directional Radiowave Sensor
Shark Launcher. What a mental image LOL!
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Phaze » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:42 pm

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Sustain wrote:Shark Launcher. What a mental image LOL!

Nothing like launching a 3 ton Great white at a bunch of humans :grin:
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Wrath » Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:38 pm

Motto: "Through the Fires of Conquest and the Ashes of our Enemies We shall Rise up and Rule. Decepticons Forever!!!"
Weapon: Rapid-Fire Energy Pulse Cannon
Disruptor Spear, Sword of Fury, Energon Axe, Magnus Hammer, Halberd, Katana, Buster Sword, Wrist Blades, Shock Staff, Warhammer, Energized Flame Breath, Frost Breath, Optic Lasers, Cryo Cannon
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Sustain » Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:42 pm

Motto: ""It is not enough to win, you must maintain control.""
Weapon: High-Amplification Directional Radiowave Sensor
Wrath wrote:Warhammer,

Can we make that a Banhammer and you are now paralyzed for the rest of the mission? :P

Wedgie for the lolz.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Wrath » Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:48 pm

Motto: "Through the Fires of Conquest and the Ashes of our Enemies We shall Rise up and Rule. Decepticons Forever!!!"
Weapon: Rapid-Fire Energy Pulse Cannon
Sustain wrote:
Wrath wrote:Warhammer,

Can we make that a Banhammer and you are now paralyzed for the rest of the mission? :P

Wedgie for the lolz.


:lol: I forgot all about "The Banhammer". Atomic Wedgie might work. I bet there would be nothing worse than getting a wedgie and having your underwear pulled up over your head, then going into stasis lock. Brutal way to lose a mission
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Name_Violation » Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:25 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Light Gun
Megabuster
Proton cannon
copyright infringement
What the hell was that
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby The Potentate » Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:28 pm

Motto: "I shot J.R."
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Nuclear toothpick.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Jack Hallows » Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:06 pm

Motto: "no man is safe from this blade i'm packin.. i have dreams where i'm fallin', but as i hit the ground, i wake up laughin'..."
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
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oh yea. y'all done f****d up now.

cosmic rust cannon - fp/sk
electromagnetic nunchucku - sk
lightning whip - fp/sk
magnus hammer - fp/sk
syringe laser - fp
sparkdrinker - sk/fp
barrage cannon - fp
nucleon shock gauntlet - fp/sk
emp - grenade - fp
hellfire shotgun - fp
proton frags - fp
sonic cannon - fp/sk
dual bladed lightsaber - fp/sk
dark energon sword - sk
primax blade - sk/fp
kamehameha - fp
special beam cannon - sk
wrist saw - fp/sk
electron bayonet - sk
your mom's cooking - none lol
stasis shock bomb - fp/sk
retractable adamantium fist claws - sk
chuck norris endorsed roundhouse kick - fp/sk
nitrogen-tipped chain spear - sk/fp
diffusion strike - sk
wing shield razors - sk/fp
slagmaker rifle - fp
anti-tank missile - fp
stress fracture cannon - fp/sk
f bomb - fp/sk
corrosive spit - fp
mach 10 tremor blaster - fp
50. cal machine cannon - fp/sk
dual energon swords - sk/fp
energon axe - sk
acid pellet - fp
corosive component cannon - fp/sk
liquid shrapnel - sk/fp
rail gun - fp/sk
demolecularization gun - fp
psionic blast - sk/fp
synchronic satellite sunderer - fp
riot gun - fp
faceplate smash - fp/sk
dark sword of oblivion - sk
and my personal favorite - gravity bong hit.

Lol. i'ma slut for weapons.

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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Editor » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:09 am

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
I require the following:

3rd Party Add-ons
Pelvic Thrust

That is all.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:47 am

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Name_Violation wrote:copyright infringement
Editor wrote:3rd Party Add-ons
Jack Hallows wrote:and my personal favorite - gravity bong hit.

:lol:
Heh, knew I could trust you guys to make me laugh.

I'm loving some of the names that are coming up here, especially a few of the melee-types ones. Keep the suggestion up guys, thanks!!
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Phaze » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:16 am

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Las Cannon, Multi Melta, energo katana, Diamond Tipped Buzzsaw, Thunder thighs, Suffocating Towel, Halatosis breath, Fart in a jar, Manapult,Kick to the nuts,
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby crazyfists » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:29 am

Motto: "Bees!?"
Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons
Jack Hallows wrote:p.s.
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I only play missions, however, I'm above giving myself free XP so I'm still around level 2. Most of the missions I've been in have been con free.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:32 pm

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Keep the names coming, some of these have real potential as actual weapons for the game. Others we may just inflict you with out of spite, but that's just us... :twisted:


Whoever suggested the best name, as chosen by you guys from a shortlist of the staff favourites, will win big so its in your interest to have a good think.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby _Anshin_ » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:06 pm

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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Absolute Zero » Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:39 pm

Weapon: Viper Pistol
Rock-it Launcher
Swift Kick
Junk Gun
Peacock Shooter
Gun Pod
Pea Shooter
Replica Handgun
Flaming Fist (it makes your punches go faster)
X Divider
Hi-Mega Beam Cannon
Beam Saber
Blue Shell
Britney Spears
Gravity Gun
Rapier*
Candlestick
Foil*
Ribbon*
His Own Arm
Katar*
Gorignak
Testicular Homicide
Red Ring of Death
SOPA
Michael Bay
Corsair Gun
Corsair Sabre
The People's Elbow
A Fangirl
Yaoi
Judo Chop
Judo Kick
Trashcan
Plasma Cutter
Line Launcher
Kamehameha
Dragon's Fist
Claw*
Quad Beam Cannon
The Force
The Dark Side
Force Lightning
Force Grip
Force Choke


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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Editor » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:31 pm

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
A few more from my half-asleep noggin'

While more of a "plan" than a weapon, I feel there is room for the Tried and True A-Team: Classic Half-Pincer

also

Pancake Stack
Poisoned Rations
Discarded COBRA Tech :COBRA:
Narcolepsy
Blind Rage
Amway Sales Pitch
Political Discourse
Fanatical Ramblings
Double Shot Non-Fat Chai Cannon
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Sustain » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:54 pm

Motto: ""It is not enough to win, you must maintain control.""
Weapon: High-Amplification Directional Radiowave Sensor
I am really beginning to like this thread.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:47 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
money shot
reality check
wet noodle
monomolecular doo-hickey
restraining order
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Postby Editor » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:22 am

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
Name_Violation wrote:SCIENCE


THIS. YES. MUST HAPPEN.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Jack Hallows » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:37 am

Motto: "no man is safe from this blade i'm packin.. i have dreams where i'm fallin', but as i hit the ground, i wake up laughin'..."
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
crazyfists wrote:I only play missions, however, I'm above giving myself free XP so I'm still around level 2. Most of the missions I've been in have been con free.


yea, i've seen you in a couple missions ya slick bastid ;) unique team name lol. you shouldn't look at it as giving yourself free xp, but rather keeping the decepticons, namely the rdd, from getting all the free xp lol. my highest bot is a lvl 4 so i've got your back breh ;)^

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brick in a purse
spiked bat
old laundry bag
bloody hook
sock fulla pennies
chainsaw crutch
atomic pogo stick
vibrat... nevermind. :twisted:
paternity test
cosmic chaos blast
trident
death ray
look in the mirror
pressure point punch
can of mace
electric handshake
garrote wire
orbital drop shoulder tackle
sword & dagger
servosis shadow strike
pharyngeal jaws
purple nurple
high five to the face
triple barrel acid rust revolver
scalptaker hatchet
cybertronian army knife
kaonian battle axe
iaconian greatsword
bear trap beatbutt
sopa agreement
back breaker suplex
empty heineken bottle
religious reference
"good game"
moonwalker musket
denied facebook request
shoulder mounted plasma cannon
ergo disc
warglaives of azzinoth
razor whip
pooper scooper
tectonic stomp
sonic wail
spiked tail
flu shot
cheap pick up line
knife glove
chloroform napkin
inter planetary homing missile
organicannon
b.f.g.
tactical nuke strike
burnt toast bomb
comment about the weather
sonic boom cannon
electromagnetic egg launcher
cosmic ki bomb
clutter missile
embarassing childhood memory
shot of cheap whiskey
very disappointed look
death metal screech
jet judo strike
5 servos of doom
bone blade
cybertronium slinky slap
spartan kick
kamakazi corkscrew
handcuff cannon
heart felt apology
flaming frozen t shirt launcher
licorice jelly bean
surgical scalpel
skunk pellet
blackout bomb
minicon cannon
judgement scythe
molecular magmatizer
retractable baton
rolled up newspaper
bieber album
feminine shove
wishbone splitter
guardian gun
rhisling
razor ring
spine grab
hell's wind staff
mre bomb
technical foul
duh, winning!
vicious blow to the temple
curb stomp
reverse psycology tactic
psionic arm blade
zombie bite
cyber key blade
conundrum cannon
sectumsempra
avada kadavra
battle rap verse
sub atomic particle vaporizor
fission breaker
anaphylactic shock bomb
mustard gas gun
u mad, bro?
charged chassis beam
eldritch energy
internal liquidation injector
pack of menthols a day (sure to send many into stasis lock much sooner than expected lol)
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