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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Editor » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:31 pm

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
A few more from my half-asleep noggin'

While more of a "plan" than a weapon, I feel there is room for the Tried and True A-Team: Classic Half-Pincer

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Pancake Stack
Poisoned Rations
Discarded COBRA Tech :COBRA:
Narcolepsy
Blind Rage
Amway Sales Pitch
Political Discourse
Fanatical Ramblings
Double Shot Non-Fat Chai Cannon
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Sustain » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:54 pm

Motto: ""It is not enough to win, you must maintain control.""
Weapon: High-Amplification Directional Radiowave Sensor
I am really beginning to like this thread.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Jan 30, 2012 11:47 pm

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Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
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reality check
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Editor » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:22 am

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
Name_Violation wrote:SCIENCE


THIS. YES. MUST HAPPEN.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Jack Hallows » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:37 am

Motto: "no man is safe from this blade i'm packin.. i have dreams where i'm fallin', but as i hit the ground, i wake up laughin'..."
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
crazyfists wrote:I only play missions, however, I'm above giving myself free XP so I'm still around level 2. Most of the missions I've been in have been con free.


yea, i've seen you in a couple missions ya slick bastid ;) unique team name lol. you shouldn't look at it as giving yourself free xp, but rather keeping the decepticons, namely the rdd, from getting all the free xp lol. my highest bot is a lvl 4 so i've got your back breh ;)^

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brick in a purse
spiked bat
old laundry bag
bloody hook
sock fulla pennies
chainsaw crutch
atomic pogo stick
vibrat... nevermind. :twisted:
paternity test
cosmic chaos blast
trident
death ray
look in the mirror
pressure point punch
can of mace
electric handshake
garrote wire
orbital drop shoulder tackle
sword & dagger
servosis shadow strike
pharyngeal jaws
purple nurple
high five to the face
triple barrel acid rust revolver
scalptaker hatchet
cybertronian army knife
kaonian battle axe
iaconian greatsword
bear trap beatbutt
sopa agreement
back breaker suplex
empty heineken bottle
religious reference
"good game"
moonwalker musket
denied facebook request
shoulder mounted plasma cannon
ergo disc
warglaives of azzinoth
razor whip
pooper scooper
tectonic stomp
sonic wail
spiked tail
flu shot
cheap pick up line
knife glove
chloroform napkin
inter planetary homing missile
organicannon
b.f.g.
tactical nuke strike
burnt toast bomb
comment about the weather
sonic boom cannon
electromagnetic egg launcher
cosmic ki bomb
clutter missile
embarassing childhood memory
shot of cheap whiskey
very disappointed look
death metal screech
jet judo strike
5 servos of doom
bone blade
cybertronium slinky slap
spartan kick
kamakazi corkscrew
handcuff cannon
heart felt apology
flaming frozen t shirt launcher
licorice jelly bean
surgical scalpel
skunk pellet
blackout bomb
minicon cannon
judgement scythe
molecular magmatizer
retractable baton
rolled up newspaper
bieber album
feminine shove
wishbone splitter
guardian gun
rhisling
razor ring
spine grab
hell's wind staff
mre bomb
technical foul
duh, winning!
vicious blow to the temple
curb stomp
reverse psycology tactic
psionic arm blade
zombie bite
cyber key blade
conundrum cannon
sectumsempra
avada kadavra
battle rap verse
sub atomic particle vaporizor
fission breaker
anaphylactic shock bomb
mustard gas gun
u mad, bro?
charged chassis beam
eldritch energy
internal liquidation injector
pack of menthols a day (sure to send many into stasis lock much sooner than expected lol)
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby The Potentate » Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:59 am

Motto: "I shot J.R."
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
BO Blaster, Kitchen sink, lawsuit, garden hose, Mattock, Bork cannon, Energon catapult, Electro noose, red special, the dreaded rear admiral, Gurthang, Yatsutsuna, Crissaegrim, Claymore, Blackjack, Ugly sword, Lady Gaga, atomic fireball, sledge hammer, drill gun, kick in the ass, backhand chop, dirty look, lariat, plate of liver, glove slap, stiletto, stench of failure, sweet chin music, Necro sword, **** blade, litter box, Nunchaku, Halberd, Excalibur, Ragnarok, fustigator, Sword of light, Sword of sun, Sack of doorknobs, hand of god, hornets nest, reasonable excuse, beer keg, Molotov cocktail, Vicious backhand, proctologist, Dirty sock, diaper cannon, political propaganda, Toupee, Atomic knitting needle, Uzi, cap gun, flogging stick, 9 iron, ex wife, Gibbs slap, Bruno Magli shoe, Puke nuke.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Phaze » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:18 am

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Sonic boom, Joy Buzzer, box o’matic hammer, Scottish Kiss, Polish Penetrator, Soul Blade, Master Sword, Deathclaw, Epic Fail, Pimp Shotgun, Archie Backhand, Sprout Bomb, Flaming Sword of Doom, Adamantium Claws, Frost Blade, Proton Canon, Titty Cannons, Arse blaster, Evangelical Bible Basher, Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, Yo Momma, Sonic Screwdriver, God Guts Fire blast, Kahmehammi Ha, Raven Talons, The Cricket, Rune Staff, Soul spear, Common Sense Slap, Nipple Cripple,
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Tue Jan 31, 2012 8:21 am

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
NV wrote:SCIENCE

Awesome!

sorting through this lot may take a while. I'll give it a day so for some more, then we'll start sorting through them all looking for the best.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Insidious » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:52 pm

Weapon: Oxidating Laser
Bahama Mama
Mai Tai
Screwdriver
Jager Bomb
Whiskey Sour
Mint Julip
Long Island Iced...oh, you wanted weapons.

Actually, some of those would still work just fine. :P
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Dynamax » Tue Jan 31, 2012 1:12 pm

Motto: "Freedom is a right stupid people think gives them the right to act like idiots. It also gives me the right to kick their butts."
Weapon: Fusion Cannon
Sharkticon in a Pokeball
Exaclibur III
Chihuahua Catapault
Crotch Laser (Metal Gar REX and Destroyman approved)
Oversized Japanese Katana
Processor over Matter
Five Servos of Doom
Marshmallows cooked over the Fallen's flame
Vibro Spork
Unicron in a can
Plot twist
Furmanism
Robot Unicorn Attack
Bender's Shiny Metal @$$
Pet Crocostimpy
TP for your bunghole
Bat Anti Sharkticon Repellant
Erupting Burning Finger
Erupting Middle Finger
Soul Punch
Sonic Boom
Psycho Crusher
Metallikato noogie of death
Subatomic Wedgie
Honey Badger
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Name_Violation » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:06 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Dynamax wrote:Sharkticon in a Pokeball

HEY, YOU GOTTA CATCH'EM FIRST!!!
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Jack Hallows » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:15 am

Motto: "no man is safe from this blade i'm packin.. i have dreams where i'm fallin', but as i hit the ground, i wake up laughin'..."
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
Lol. this is becoming a strain on my already questionable mental stability.

round 3:
plate of sustain's mystery surprise (which i'm sure puts dynamax in the cr every sunday lol)
laser guided bananaconda channeler
beehive in a pillowcase
devastating 360° spark wave
soap on a rope
razor blade guitar riff
euthanizer dart
columbian necktie
cleveland steamer
knife in a gunfight
lesson in manners
ddr camoflagued mortar strip
dual compression wrist mounted minigun flamethrowers
hull breaker bomb
nuclear holocaust ignition
peacemaker pistol
skull bolo
mrs lovett's meat pie
inappropriate gesture
star spangled shield
petrified crocodile club
rusty shiv
dual ulak blades
unmarked gravestone
ghostblade
monkey wrench
ancient cybertronian runesword
car bomb
roofie coolata
machine gun chainsaw
gunblade
trigun
omni-directional convergence crusher
grudge monkey
ragnarok rifle
spark trapped glass sword
pro choice punch
olympian thunderbolt
end of the line, pal
math test
moto-razr blade
pow! right in the kisser
high internet usage bill
ninja assault nun
frozen cactus
porcupine stocking stuffer
vicious verbal assault
skinned kitten cannon
barbed wire tennis racket
sharpshooter shrapnel handgun
epic death scene
widowmaker handcannon
george w. bushmaster rifle
scooby snack blaster
quad barreled coin blaster
glitter bomb
good ol' fashioned ass whippin'
yellow snowball
groundhog landmine
lunar eclipse missile
multi-cellular breakdown bomb
hakuna matata
public urinal
roadkill rifle
fit of maniacal laughter
nuclear attack squirrel contingent
cow patty launcher
jigsaw's puzzle trap
delux crabby patty
sheet of used toilet paper
offer they can't refuse
and for all you rdd heads out there - truck stop parkin meter :twisted:
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby slip » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 am

Motto: "Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before?
Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
Sock Full o Quarters
Boston Redsock
Paternity suit
Restraing Order
Summons
Upgrade Repo
Caustic Grip
Nano Bot Bomb
Acme Rocket
Reciprocating Bolt Rifle
Sattelite. Targeted. Automated. Rifle. S.T.A.R
Molten Metal Mortar
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Phaze » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:58 am

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Sword of Secrets, Dober Gun, Tremor Gauntlet, Cybertronian Slug-slinger, Smart Gun, Pulse Rifle, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick, Pity the Foo throw, Mini Sharkiton Swarm gun, 5 moves of Doom, Fellblade,
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby crazyfists » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:52 am

Motto: "Bees!?"
Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons
We're going to wrap up naming suggestions shortly so if you have any more relevant ones don't be scared to post them.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Jack Hallows » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:07 pm

Motto: "no man is safe from this blade i'm packin.. i have dreams where i'm fallin', but as i hit the ground, i wake up laughin'..."
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
this is an unhealthy obsession for me now. after y'all close the thread i'ma probly create a new one cuz i thought of some new names lol. fml.

round 4:
kiss of the dragon
carbonadium wrist whips
donkey punch
falcon punch
electric barrel roll
cigar cutter's manicure
breach loading machine shotgun
can of vegetables
street sweeper
hypersonic helium hand grenade
ak-74
m4 carbine
quark cannon
winning lottery ticket
soda can shooter
shoulder spike
kinetic kick
championship belt
close range oxidating pulse cannons
bottle of ninny milk
tombstone piledriver
glowing circular orb thingy
popcorn maker
flaming lawnmower blade
fairy wand
n00btube
snapping turtle on a stick
sentinal beam
rattler sword
hot lead enema
rocket propelled tampon launcher
bra snap
circumcision scalpel
kanye west in a box
dingleberry slingshot
devil's ripper
idiot gun
master blaster
grease gun
full metal jacket
forgotten ashblade
punch of kill everything
magma frag launcher
thermonuclear throat chop
vortex grinder
death-lock pincer
rotor blaster
axiom gun
compressed sun gun
super nova cannon
telescoping sword
mercenary blade
nuclear halitosis
cornucopia cannon
intrinsic field generator
internal combustion grenade
nerf gun
bick in a dox
metacarpal cannon
evaporation laser
evisceration axe
stone gazer optic
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby slip » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:08 pm

Motto: "Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before?
Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
McGuffin Device
Slip's Bar Tab I really hope this one get's in.
The Crazy Lock
Mkall's toupe number 6
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby crazyfists » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:25 pm

Motto: "Bees!?"
Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons
I like nerf gun.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Editor » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:52 pm

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
I have but one last humble recommendation, however due to possible copyright violations I have requested my legal counsel to present the following:



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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby The Potentate » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:40 am

Motto: "I shot J.R."
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Face Shredder, Double wing slap, Sword of Oceans, Chicken Cannon, Rancid slop bucket, Diet coke & mentos bomb, Hawg leg, MOAB, SCUD, Gizzard spear, Ocean Liner, Roundhouse kick, Flame whip, Stink Bomb, Super Nova, Chevy Nova, rune Blade, Cutlass, Beer keg bomb, Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Mudulator.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:33 am

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
The Potentate wrote:Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Mudulator.


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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:42 am

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
OK, ill lock this now, we've got over 300 suggestions here.

If you want to make more, feel free to start a new thread for bizarre suggestions, but unless they are SPECTACULAR then they'll just be for fun.


Thnak's for the help guys - now we just have to sort through this list, see you in a few days...
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