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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Name_Violation » Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:06 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Jack Hallows » Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:15 am

Motto: "no man is safe from this blade i'm packin.. i have dreams where i'm fallin', but as i hit the ground, i wake up laughin'..."
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
Lol. this is becoming a strain on my already questionable mental stability.

round 3:
plate of sustain's mystery surprise (which i'm sure puts dynamax in the cr every sunday lol)
laser guided bananaconda channeler
beehive in a pillowcase
devastating 360° spark wave
soap on a rope
razor blade guitar riff
euthanizer dart
columbian necktie
cleveland steamer
knife in a gunfight
lesson in manners
ddr camoflagued mortar strip
dual compression wrist mounted minigun flamethrowers
hull breaker bomb
nuclear holocaust ignition
peacemaker pistol
skull bolo
mrs lovett's meat pie
inappropriate gesture
star spangled shield
petrified crocodile club
rusty shiv
dual ulak blades
unmarked gravestone
ghostblade
monkey wrench
ancient cybertronian runesword
car bomb
roofie coolata
machine gun chainsaw
gunblade
trigun
omni-directional convergence crusher
grudge monkey
ragnarok rifle
spark trapped glass sword
pro choice punch
olympian thunderbolt
end of the line, pal
math test
moto-razr blade
pow! right in the kisser
high internet usage bill
ninja assault nun
frozen cactus
porcupine stocking stuffer
vicious verbal assault
skinned kitten cannon
barbed wire tennis racket
sharpshooter shrapnel handgun
epic death scene
widowmaker handcannon
george w. bushmaster rifle
scooby snack blaster
quad barreled coin blaster
glitter bomb
good ol' fashioned ass whippin'
yellow snowball
groundhog landmine
lunar eclipse missile
multi-cellular breakdown bomb
hakuna matata
public urinal
roadkill rifle
fit of maniacal laughter
nuclear attack squirrel contingent
cow patty launcher
jigsaw's puzzle trap
delux crabby patty
sheet of used toilet paper
offer they can't refuse
and for all you rdd heads out there - truck stop parkin meter :twisted:
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby slip » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:23 am

Motto: "Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before?
Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
Sock Full o Quarters
Boston Redsock
Paternity suit
Restraing Order
Summons
Upgrade Repo
Caustic Grip
Nano Bot Bomb
Acme Rocket
Reciprocating Bolt Rifle
Sattelite. Targeted. Automated. Rifle. S.T.A.R
Molten Metal Mortar
Selenium Spike Tipped Knuckle Dusters
Molecular Mass Disruptor Beam
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Phaze » Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:58 am

Motto: ""All's Fair in Life and Death""
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Sword of Secrets, Dober Gun, Tremor Gauntlet, Cybertronian Slug-slinger, Smart Gun, Pulse Rifle, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick, Pity the Foo throw, Mini Sharkiton Swarm gun, 5 moves of Doom, Fellblade,
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby crazyfists » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:52 am

Motto: "Bees!?"
Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons
We're going to wrap up naming suggestions shortly so if you have any more relevant ones don't be scared to post them.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Jack Hallows » Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:07 pm

Motto: "no man is safe from this blade i'm packin.. i have dreams where i'm fallin', but as i hit the ground, i wake up laughin'..."
Weapon: Dark Saber Sword
this is an unhealthy obsession for me now. after y'all close the thread i'ma probly create a new one cuz i thought of some new names lol. fml.

round 4:
kiss of the dragon
carbonadium wrist whips
donkey punch
falcon punch
electric barrel roll
cigar cutter's manicure
breach loading machine shotgun
can of vegetables
street sweeper
hypersonic helium hand grenade
ak-74
m4 carbine
quark cannon
winning lottery ticket
soda can shooter
shoulder spike
kinetic kick
championship belt
close range oxidating pulse cannons
bottle of ninny milk
tombstone piledriver
glowing circular orb thingy
popcorn maker
flaming lawnmower blade
fairy wand
n00btube
snapping turtle on a stick
sentinal beam
rattler sword
hot lead enema
rocket propelled tampon launcher
bra snap
circumcision scalpel
kanye west in a box
dingleberry slingshot
devil's ripper
idiot gun
master blaster
grease gun
full metal jacket
forgotten ashblade
punch of kill everything
magma frag launcher
thermonuclear throat chop
vortex grinder
death-lock pincer
rotor blaster
axiom gun
compressed sun gun
super nova cannon
telescoping sword
mercenary blade
nuclear halitosis
cornucopia cannon
intrinsic field generator
internal combustion grenade
nerf gun
bick in a dox
metacarpal cannon
evaporation laser
evisceration axe
stone gazer optic
battery operated plug-in electricity generator
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby slip » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:08 pm

Motto: "Do you still believe in all the things that you stood by before?
Are you out there on the front lines or at home keeping score?"
McGuffin Device
Slip's Bar Tab I really hope this one get's in.
The Crazy Lock
Mkall's toupe number 6
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby crazyfists » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:25 pm

Motto: "Bees!?"
Weapon: Indepentently Targetable Particle Beam Cannons
I like nerf gun.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Editor » Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:52 pm

Motto: ""I'm not even supposed to be here today!""
Weapon: Shotgun
I have but one last humble recommendation, however due to possible copyright violations I have requested my legal counsel to present the following:



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Thank you Counsellor.

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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby The Potentate » Thu Feb 02, 2012 5:40 am

Motto: "I shot J.R."
Weapon: Nuclear Charged Fusion Cannon
Face Shredder, Double wing slap, Sword of Oceans, Chicken Cannon, Rancid slop bucket, Diet coke & mentos bomb, Hawg leg, MOAB, SCUD, Gizzard spear, Ocean Liner, Roundhouse kick, Flame whip, Stink Bomb, Super Nova, Chevy Nova, rune Blade, Cutlass, Beer keg bomb, Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Mudulator.
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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:33 am

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
The Potentate wrote:Eludium PU-36 Explosive Space Mudulator.


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Re: Custom Weapon Names

Postby Psychout » Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:42 am

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
OK, ill lock this now, we've got over 300 suggestions here.

If you want to make more, feel free to start a new thread for bizarre suggestions, but unless they are SPECTACULAR then they'll just be for fun.


Thnak's for the help guys - now we just have to sort through this list, see you in a few days...
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