"Say...Araragi-Kun, let's play the Araragi-kun fetish guessing game.
"Araragi-kun Fetish Guessing Game? You can not possibly win!
"Araragi-kun, no doubt your weakness is a tantalizing glimpse of a young girl's panties."
"Or perhaps, Araragi-kun prefers the experience of an older woman...a stern experience.
"If you must know, I prefer maids. Here's a mop. Fulfill my fetish and get to cleaning."
::Forced into subservience::
"Go on Senjougahara. I entrust to you my family's greatest weapon."
"You will now answer for your crimes, Araragi-kun. Accept your defeat."