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News Credits: 12 · by **robofreak** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 1:56 am

Rodimus Prime wrote:
Treetop Maximus wrote:Sorry to burst your bubble, but Mystique's a man. He's part of the X-MEN. You're attracted to a dude.

I hope that was a poor attempt at humor...

I hope so too. it kind of killed the moment.

Anyways. Mystique is in the Brotherhood of Mutants. not the X-Men so that joke doesn't even make sense.

by **Evil_the_Nub** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:31 am

Bloodrayne, as long as you pretend those movies don't exist.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 4:24 am

Evil_the_Nub wrote:Bloodrayne, as long as you pretend those movies don't exist.

Kristanna Loken is damn sexy, no matter how poopy the movies are. But, as I've said before...

News Credits: 125 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:23 am

Psylocke or Blink for me please, kthnxbye.

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:36 am

How can anybody believe that Mystique is in any way sexy? I mean, her skin is bloody BLUE ya bunch of freaks!

News Credits: 125 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:57 am

Blast Cannon wrote:How can anybody believe that Mystique is in any way sexy? I mean, her skin is bloody BLUE

...not for long?

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:10 am

Counterpunch wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:How can anybody believe that Mystique is in any way sexy? I mean, her skin is bloody BLUE

...not for long?

So you want her to be something that she isn't for your own sexual gratification?

For shame, sir. For shame.

News Credits: 125 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:14 am

Blast Cannon wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:How can anybody believe that Mystique is in any way sexy? I mean, her skin is bloody BLUE

...not for long?

So you want her to be something that she isn't for your own sexual gratification?

For shame, sir. For shame.

Oh, you missed the point. >:oP

Pity.

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:17 am

Counterpunch wrote:Oh, you missed the point. Pity.

... You disgust me.

News Credits: 125 · by **Counterpunch** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:39 am

Blast Cannon wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:Oh, you missed the point. Pity.

... You disgust me.

You reveal yourself as a woman, for only a woman would say that to me.

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:44 am

Counterpunch wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:Oh, you missed the point. Pity.

... You disgust me.

You reveal yourself as a woman, for only a woman would say that to me.

And I woulda got away with it too.. if it wasn't for those damned feminist ideals that gave me away!

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:48 am

Blast Cannon wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:Oh, you missed the point. Pity.

... You disgust me.

You reveal yourself as a woman, for only a woman would say that to me.

And I woulda got away with it too.. if it wasn't for those damned feminist ideals that gave me away!

So they're turning you into a woman.....from the inside!? :shock:

I guess the next logical target of the feminist would be your army of testicles... :lol:

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:14 am

Fender Bender wrote:So they're turning you into a woman.....from the inside!?
I guess the next logical target of the feminist would be your army of testicles...

Hey, my testicles are the logical target of any woman.

by **Treetop Maximus** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:02 pm

robofreak wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Treetop Maximus wrote:Sorry to burst your bubble, but Mystique's a man. He's part of the X-MEN. You're attracted to a dude.

I hope that was a poor attempt at humor...

I hope so too. it kind of killed the moment.

Anyways. Mystique is in the Brotherhood of Mutants. not the X-Men so that joke doesn't even make sense.

You're still proving my point.

News Credits: 349 · by **Bed Bugs** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:06 pm

Treetop Maximus wrote:
robofreak wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Treetop Maximus wrote:Sorry to burst your bubble, but Mystique's a man. He's part of the X-MEN. You're attracted to a dude.

I hope that was a poor attempt at humor...

I hope so too. it kind of killed the moment.

Anyways. Mystique is in the Brotherhood of Mutants. not the X-Men so that joke doesn't even make sense.

You're still proving my point.

Well, she CAN assume the form of a man. Personally, I find her more attractive as a woman, but to each his own.

by **Treetop Maximus** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:08 pm

Fender Bender wrote:
Treetop Maximus wrote:
robofreak wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Treetop Maximus wrote:Sorry to burst your bubble, but Mystique's a man. He's part of the X-MEN. You're attracted to a dude.

I hope that was a poor attempt at humor...

I hope so too. it kind of killed the moment.

Anyways. Mystique is in the Brotherhood of Mutants. not the X-Men so that joke doesn't even make sense.

You're still proving my point.

Well, she CAN assume the form of a man. Personally, I find her more attractive as a woman, but to each his own.

WHOA! Hey, it's not a matter of attraction to me. All I'm typing about is gender. I'm not... a man lover.

by **ishfishmial0** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:20 pm

I thought Mystique was incredible in First class. I loved her human form. I loved the outfit she wore I loved the oufit she had on when she tried to lure in Magneto.

News Credits: 402 · by **Mkall** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:22 pm

I don't think I'm the only person hoping for 5 pages of spandex-clad babes when I clicked this thread am I? Instead we're questioning genders of shape-shifters and members?

by **Blast Cannon** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:37 pm

I rest my case.

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:48 am

Mkall wrote:I don't think I'm the only person hoping for 5 pages of spandex-clad babes when I clicked this thread am I?

I'm trying...

by **Treetop Maximus** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:19 am

Starfire's under 18, right? I don't want Chris Hansen after me.

by **Blast Cannon** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:22 am

Treetop Maximus wrote:Starfire's under 18, right? I don't want Chris Hansen after me.

I've always wondered what Chris Hansen would make of Professor X's activities. A balding, middle aged British bloke in New York luring teenage girls into his remote mansion, away from their families and friends and kitting them out in spandex uniforms.

"Why don't you take a seat over there? Oh, wait... never mind."

News Credits: 22 · by **Rodimus Prime** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:40 am

Considering who he is, he doesn't need to go through all that.

by **NTESHFT** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:46 pm

Treetop Maximus wrote:Starfire's under 18, right? I don't want Chris Hansen after me.

Depends on which one you're talking about- the Teen Titans cartoon or the comic......

I'd take Mystique! dude, if she were real, that would be the best wife to have. She could shape shift into any hot girl. It be like getting some strange all the time. Note: sorry to the missus for this comment. Had to let that part of the nerd out for a second... :KREMZEEK: