Some of my favs...
"Honey, I swear your shorts are shrinking by the second."
"I have to point this gun in your direction, it gonna be like it's in your direction, but it's not."
"Sweetie, hand me my alien gun."
" I'm about one second away from knocking you out, taking the bomb and just leaving you here."
"Thanks for looking after my daughter, Lucky Charms."
"She never listens. Never."
"Who is this? Who are you? And who are you calling baby?!"
"Are we safer on our own, or are we safer with them?"
"What do you think being human means? That's what we do. We make mistakes. Sometimes, out of those mistakes come the most amazing things... When I fixed you, it was for a reward. That was it. That was why. The money. And it was me making a mistake. Without it, you wouldn't be here. So even if you got no faith in us, I'm asking you to do what I do. I'm asking you to look at all the junk and see the treasure. You gotta have faith, Prime, in who we can be."
"Oh, man. I'm so gonna patent this s%#@!"