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It was free...
Normally it would have gone for like, $10.00 I think, cause it was turbo. It sucked major ass though. You know that ps3 controller transformer? It was almost as tiny as he was! I'm not exagerating either!

Damn, that explains why it was free!

[BeastProwl]

Well, I didnt have a controller at the time so...
some controllers better than none!
Around the first i'll get an official sixaxis PS3 controller, then I'll be playing back in time with my usual schedule.
Theres a pun in there...

[Shadowman]

Well, I didnt have a controller at the time so...
some controllers better than none!
Around the first i'll get an official sixaxis PS3 controller, then I'll be playing back in time with my usual schedule.
Theres a pun in there...

I got a 360 controller on loan from a friend of mine. Microsoft was really thinking ahead with this one, since it can be used as a PC gamepad, and a good number of games will switch over to their 360 interface to match it. I have no idea why the Dual Shock 3 and SIXAXIS can't do this, though.

Fallout: New Vegas:
Completed Old World Blues, the only DLC to bring me to tears from laughing so hard. (Stop the evil Dr. Mobius and his army of Robo-Scorpions from conquering all of science) The downside is that the enemies are hella tough. it said it was for level 15 and up but at level 40 I was struggling. I went in with a rather large compliment of 80-something stimpacks, and I had exhausted that by the half-way point. I even had to resort to god mode at one point! I am not happy about that.

[The Happy Locust]

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
Finishing up my current quests. Led the companions on a quest to cure a dead friend.... which seems pretty random. Still, a dungeon crawl, a wicked axe, and a ghost wolf battle later, he's free and I got a promotion. Neat.
Finished Azura's quest. Retrieved the Star, entered it, booted out an evil soul, and got to keep the star for my trouble. Decided to take Azura's advice and left the gem as a white star, which means it's going into a trophy room as it's useless for my purposes now.
Ran 2 random dungeons and obtained 2 more shouts.

Sonic Colors
Cleared Planet Wisp. Only a level and a boss left on the aquarium world.

[1337W422102]

Gears of War [PC]:
Finished the game, and by extension, its two sequels. Without exaggeration one of the most disappointing games I've played and a huge leap backwards for Epic. In many ways, this game embodies so much of what's wrong about this gaming generation. Uninstallation felt great.

Thanks to the Aimon XB Elite, I can now play shootan gaems on my 360. Having wrapped up my playthroughs of Halo 1 and 2 a while back, I jumped into ODST.

Halo 3: ODST [360]:
Got to the part where you can choose between four missions. I finished the one in the park and the one at the police HQ. Working on the train station one now.

Red Dead Redemption [360]:
Drove Ms. MacFarlane to Armadillo and took out some clowns with the Sheriff. Still working on finding a good control scheme for my Aimon for use with RDR.

[Shadowman]

Assassin's Creed II:
BEATEN! A few weeks ago. Forgot to mention it.

Beat the Pope is a fistfight; I had no idea the Pope is trained to be proficient in hand-to-hand combat. Got a message from Minerva...well, Desmond did, Ezio was just confused as hell. Well, the day is saved, so there's that.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood:
It begins like an epilogue. The villa is turned into a straight-up fortress, Ezio goes on about "Well, we're done here, yeah? Sure, the world is going to blow up, but that's in 500 years, I'm sure this Desmond guy will figure something out, the Gods themselves seem to be on his team." Then he goes and has a sex-bath with Catarina.

Then the Borgias show up and blow the goddamn villa up. Well...damn.

Ezio escaped, obviously, but it went off on sort of a cliffhanger ending. Took a moment to play as Desmond for a while, which is cool, I really wanted to play as him. Siphoned power from the villa to the Sanctuary, and the Animus 2.1. Back in Rome, kicking ass, taking names, and telling Machiavelli what a jerk he is.

It doesn't help his name is a synonym for "Manipulative douchebag" these days.

[SlyTF1]

Batman Arkham City:

Got it yesterday, finished it about an hour ago. Such a short ass story, while the side missions aren't interesting enough to make me want to do them.

[Shadowman]

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
Made some new friends, all of whom were old friends. Met up with La Volpe and Thieves Guild up and running, while helping get Bartolomeo and his mercenaries get out of a jam. Also, Ezio's sister Claudia is running a brothel, which happens to be a front for hooker-spies. Ezio didn't want his sister to do that, either because he didn't want her involved in the war, or because the idea of your sister running a whorehouse is enough to make any man throw up in his mouth a little bit.

But enough about single player, I've been doing some MP as well. It's hard to tell if I hate it or not. I scream and swear and rage when I play it...but I can't stop playing it. Doing good feels great, losing is maddening. It doesn't help that half the people run around as fast as they can. (Which makes them hard to catch, but at the same time means they don't get nearly as many points for a kill; I've come in second behind people with twice as many kills as me, as well as ahead of people with more kills than that) It's so annoying...but the Hellequin's ass is sooooooo fine.

Which brings me to my next point: If Ubisoft really does hate PC gaming, they got a weird way of showing it. Achievement point values, like Microsoft uses, actually have a purpose; you can spend them on various rewards. Usually something small, maybe a new outfit or an ammo bonus, sometimes even an unlockable character. (Such as the Hellequin!) They give you something other then a little picture, a golf clap, and a half an inch on your e-peen, they give you actual rewards, it's the way achievements should be done.

EDIT: Wow, that was way longer than it should have been. tl;dr version: Multiplayer is fun and annoying, Hellequin is sex-flavored hotness, Uplay actually does achievements right.

[The Happy Locust]

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
Ran some minor quests for the companions but didn't get the option to cure them. So instead took Aela on a hunt for a totem. After that, decided it was time to hit Riften. Reached riften and didn't want to bother with the guards at the door so headed around back to find a skooma-addicted argonian. Gave her a little health potion to ease her pain.

Sonic Colors
Cleared the Aquarium planet. 2 stages into the Asteroid coaster.

[Jazz813]

Well on PC I have started a lot of games, which I play from time to time like :

Trackmania United Forever
Trackmania 2 Canyon
Guilty Gear XX Reload
Warhammer 40k Dawn of War 2

On the Xbox 360 I play those games below :

Gears of War 3, time to time just online and mostly Capture the Leader.
Halo Combat Evolved Anniversairy
And also time to time I still play on Pinball FX 2

[Shadowman]

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood:
Got the ability to recruit Assassins. Immediately picked up nine (Which is as many as I can get right now, I can get a maximum of twelve) then spent a HUGE amount of time ranking them up until I could make them full fledged Assassins. Several hours, in fact. It's a lot like HMW, except I have the option of going out and stabbing people myself. Totally worth it. A push of a button, and my Assassins come down in a cloud of smoke, a flurry of blades, and a pile of corpses.

Killed Juan Borgia the Banker, in...a...what in God's name is this? It looks like a orgy but I'm not seeing anyone get laid. A bunch of people in leaf-bikinis and thongs, only a few of which manage to pull the look off. And the pope is there! The pope who I beat in a bare-knuckle boxing match but a pope nonetheless.

On the multiplayer side, I hit level 13. It's fun, once you get the hang of it. Still annoying as hell to get on a losing streak, though, especially when you die chasing a target who thinks running everywhere at full speed will get him ahead. (Spoiler alert, you actually do worse that way; quality, not quantity!)

[Wigglez]

I almost have every trophy on Brotherhood. The horrible thing is not alot people play multiplayer in it anymore so I can't get EVERY trophy which sucks because I know I could do it, if people were still playing it

[Shadowman]

I almost have every trophy on Brotherhood. The horrible thing is not alot people play multiplayer in it anymore so I can't get EVERY trophy which sucks because I know I could do it, if people were still playing it

There are enough people playing it that I can still find a match, but it usually takes a while for the system to gather enough. The whole series was 50% off on Steam last Friday, that's sure to have attracted a few more players, at least. I didn't even think I'd get into one at first, I figured everyone would be off playing Revelations' MP.

[Jazz813]

Yesterday I downloaded the game Joy Ride Turbo on Xbox Live Arcade, and I must say it's much funnier than the Kinect version.

[Wigglez]

Get Shadow Complex off of the Arcade. I downloaded that back when I had a 360. That game is really good.

[Shadowman]

Fallout: New Vegas:
"It's said war...war never changes. Men do, in the roads they walk. And this road is over."

Finished Lonesome Road, the last of the major DLC packs. (Also picked up Courier's Stash, though I plan on getting Gun Runner's Arsenal at some point) It was much harder then Honest Hearts, but much easier than Old World Blues and Dead Money while still remaining challenging, though unlike OWB and DM, the characters never really clicked with me. (ED-D does get some actual character, though)

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood:
BEATEN! Took Cesare Borgia down like a boss. Then, over to Desmond to recover the Apple of Eden and...well...looks like we won't be needing Kristen Bell for this anymore...

[1337W422102]

GTA IV [PC]:
Only 30 packages left. Almost... there...

Red Dead Redemption [360]:
Tried some multiplayer. I like the idea of the hub world, but it only really seems fun if you're dicking around with friends. The other modes largely seem derivative and uninspired (TDM, CTF, etc.) and I find the gameplay, like GTA IV, really horribly suited for fast-paced competitive multiplayer action. While it's not as underwhelming as GTA IV's multiplayer offering, RDR's doesn't seem like something I'll pay much attention to, either, except for the occasions where I feel like rustling with my friends, or their jimmies, at least.

Raptor: Call of the Shadows [PC]:
Don't ask me how, but I accidentally the strongest weapon in the game. I earned enough to buy and somehow sold it by mistake. Bought it again after some Bravo Sector 6 grinding (get the Dumbfire Missiles, return to Hanger, sell them to Harold, repeat) and I'm on my way through the rest of the episode. At Bravo 8, I think.

Marvel vs Capcom 3 [360]:
Unlocked Akuma. Played as Rad a lot and really felt like playing some Bionic Commando. So I did.

Bionic Commando Rearmed [PC]:
Now THIS is how to do a retro remake! The visual style, character artwork, music, and tone are just perfect, and it really captures the essence of the original game while retaining the tongue-in-cheek humour. But it's also real hard.

Got to the Albatross and faced off against Hitler in a Terminator HK. With only 1 life to spare. Yeah, I lost hard, but I'll have this one cleared soon.

Halo: Reach [360}:
Reached the rank of Warrant Officer. Now where's my Lady Jaye?

Fallen Earth [PC]:
Figured I'd try it out since it's free to play and there's that Steam item promotion.

I sort of dig the post-apocalyptic Falloutian world, but the fact that it's an MMO really kills the illusion of a barren, desolate landscape what with there being so many players wandering and various mobs hanging around.

Reached Level 4. Doing odd jobs for people in town. Still learning the complexities of all the crafting and harvesting and whatnot. Combat is very lacklustre.

I didn't get my Steam t-shirt yet, but I figure it'll be worn under the jacket layer, so it won't even be visible. And Gordon's crowbar? Yeah, it's not even a weapon. You just equip it into one of your passive buff slots, and I'd found a better item for that slot during my first day of playing. Lame.

[The Happy Locust]

Sonic Colors
Cleared the asteroid coaster, thus freeing the planets. Too bad Eggman's machine already has enough power to go live. There were a few hiccups but now I've got time to wreak some havoc.

[1337W422102]

Sonic Colors
Cleared the asteroid coaster, thus freeing the planets. Too bad Eggman's machine already has enough power to go live. There were a few hiccups but now I've got time to wreak some havoc.

Were his minions snooping? I hear they often do that.

[The Happy Locust]

Sonic Colors
Cleared the asteroid coaster, thus freeing the planets. Too bad Eggman's machine already has enough power to go live. There were a few hiccups but now I've got time to wreak some havoc.

Were his minions snooping? I hear they often do that.

Plotting probably. wasn't scheming. could be snooping. Or maybe peeping.

The elder scrolls V: Skyrim
I'm so glad I went to Riftin. My quest log is full again. Hooray.;
Okay, here's the short version. Got inducted into the Thieves' guild after peacefully collecting some debts. Just got sent to a honey producer to set some fires.
Ran minor quests for most of the townsfolk, mostlyh just collections. Got one guy out of a debt he owed. Was sent to steal a horse that was paid for but not delivered. Plundered the manor while I was there now that I have a fence.
Took out a Skooma dealer, then his supplier, and was granted a Thaneship and a new home. That makes 7 thane-ships so far, or maybe 8. I can't remember if I got Falkreath or not yet.
I've discovered a lot of locations I don't have time for. Including 3 Dragon peaks, 2 dungeons with potential word walls, and the shadow stone.

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Sonic Colors
Cleared the asteroid coaster, thus freeing the planets. Too bad Eggman's machine already has enough power to go live. There were a few hiccups but now I've got time to wreak some havoc.

Were his minions snooping? I hear they often do that.

Plotting probably. wasn't scheming. could be snooping. Or maybe peeping.

So they weren't snooping as usual? I see...

[SlyTF1]

Dragon's Dogma:

Pretty fun and not nearly as hard as some people make it out to be so far. There are massive difficulty spikes though. Why is it that I can kill a hydra in a couple of minutes, but a damn wolf can kill me in one hit? It's ridiculous. And the fact that you can't fast travel is another thing bound to piss me off sooner or later.

[Shadowman]

Something bugs me about Dragon's Dogma. An open world fantasy game about killing dragons? That sounds awfully familiar...

Fallout 3:
BEATEN! Got my hands on a GECK, but then got taken captive by the Enclave. Convinced Robot President Malcolm McDowell to kill himself and blow up the Enclave base with him. (Robots are really easy to drive to suicide) Went back to the Citadel and teamed up with Liberty Prime, who lit the Enclave's Darkest Hour not with the Matrix of Leadership, but in the warm glow of tactical nuclear missiles. Fought my way back to the main area of Project Purity, and, like Liam Neeson Dad, went all Wrath of Khan to get the Project back up and running and not to blow up everyone in the entire DC Wasteland, obviously dying in the process.

Good thing I have Broken Steel, huh?

I survived, stick that in your cloak and smoke it, Grim Reaper!

Defended all that hard work, mom, Liam Neeson Dad, and myself for two weeks died for. Stopped a crazy cult from taking Megaton's shipments of purified water and irradiating it; a group of raiders from stealing it to resell; and exposed a ghoul who was selling still-irradiated water as an improved version of the Project Purity brew.

...I still prefer New Vegas...

[The Happy Locust]

Hmm... I preferred F3 to NV, but maybe that's just because I played it first. NV added a lot of game mechanics I either didn't understand or didn't care about.

Sonic colors
GAME.OVER.
freed the wisps and defeated Eggman by sending him through a vortex in space.
Overall, a decent game and I had some honest fun with it. I can see where they made improvements in Generations, however.

Elder Scrolls: Skyrim
Still a member of the thieves guild. After botching a hive-burning mission due to the intervention of a fire-breathing dragon, was given another chance. Poisoned a Meadery so that a friendly (to the guild) ally could take it over. Then tailed an Argonian to a smuggler's den and got him to tell me about the mastermind to our enemy's plan.
Outside of this, ran into an Orc stronghold under seige. At Malacath's behest, assisted their leader in a mission, but he tried to betray me. Malacath knew of his trickery and rewarded me for handling the mission myself by giving me a Daedric hammer.

[Shadowman]

Hmm... I preferred F3 to NV, but maybe that's just because I played it first. NV added a lot of game mechanics I either didn't understand or didn't care about.

I played FO3 first as well, but I didn't get into it until after I played New Vegas. See, for me, it's that the Mojave just feels way more civilized than the almost anarchistic Capitol. Companion kills still gave experience so I never had to compete with them. And speaking of, Companions were given way more personality, even their own storylines, so they were more like actual characters, instead of being just those NPCs who carry my stuff and shoot at enemies for me. I will be honest, though, I much prefer FO3's ending to New Vegas'.