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Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby Blast Cannon » Sun Oct 27, 2013 5:15 am

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The topic where we imagine what inappropriate sidelines certain Transformers have..


Reflector as a peeping tom.

Arcee the call girl.

Soundwave the NSA operative.

Bombshell? Well, with those cerebro-shells of his, I couldn't possibly speculate as to what he could be getting up to..
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby robotmel » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:25 am

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Shockwave - Mobile DJ with a Saurday night residency at Maccadam's Old Oil House playing all the cheesy hits from the 60s, 70s and 80s with a case of typical 'Best Of' CDs. Being a child of the Eighties, he loves to drop the odd 'Madonna megamix' in there whilst he nips for bag of Energon chips and several shots of oil!

Kup - Has a part-time internship just outside of Iacon city at a back street Massage Parlour specialising in Indian head massage and full body Thai massage. The requests for 'happy ending' are often greeted with swift jab in the servos!

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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby njb902 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:39 am

Thundercracker - Is actually an accomplished chef. His restaurant M'chine is rated 3 stars by the Michelin Guide.

Gears - In the years leading up to the Great War Gears was the toast of the Cybertronain Opera. His rendition of 11010001011110 even reduced the mighty robot Omega Supreme to tears.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby SKYWARPED_128 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 4:12 am

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Movieverse Bumblebee: part-time storage unit auctioneer.

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Galvatron: Anger management counselor.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby BeastProwl » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:13 am

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Frenzy: Enjoys painting Rumble red.
Rumble: Enjoys painting Frenzy blue.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby RhA » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:23 am

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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby BeastProwl » Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:58 am

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RhA wrote:Abominus - florist

In the garden club with Shockwave. Combining their love for nature, they creat Botanica
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby JelZe GoldRabbit » Wed Oct 30, 2013 1:55 pm

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BeastProwl wrote:Frenzy: Enjoys painting Rumble red.
Rumble: Enjoys painting Frenzy blue.


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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby Mkall » Wed Oct 30, 2013 2:46 pm

Weapon: Twin Sonic Cannons
Optimus Prime enjoys singing Sonatra karaoke
Starscream does knitting and embroidery
Sunstreaker is wanted on several charges of public indecency (streaking)
And Shockwave has thus far failed to beat IBM's WATSON at chess
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby njb902 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 3:27 pm

Ultra Magnus - In his free time he likes to do static plasma sculptures of chest plateless bots. His greatest piece to date is a tasteful depiction of Ravage frolicking in a field of mimetic poly-alloy lilacs.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby xyl360 » Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:26 pm

Ultra Magnus - Hiding Prime's trailer from him whenever Prime's in bot mode (thus all of the Optimus figures without his trailer for his truck mode)
Optimus Prime - Hiding Ultra Magnus' trailer from him whenever Magnus is in truck mode (thus all of the white Magnus figures without his "armor"/trailer :P)
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby Blast Cannon » Thu Oct 31, 2013 9:40 am

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I reckon Soundwave would make an excellent children's entertainer. Instead of pulling a rabbit out of a hat; he could pull a Ravage out of his chest, Aliens style.

Swindle would make an excellent accountant for big money businesses like Wal-Mart and Tesco. In fact, he was probably the first to utilise off shore bank accounts. "It's perfectly legal..."
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby TurboMMaster » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:41 am

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I think that Rhinox could be a nice Guru.

Prime Starscream should be a jester or a clown.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby d_sel1 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:01 pm

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No one mentioned Beachcomber being a pothead?

Jazz- blackface performer

Reflector- paparazzi, peeping tom, non-permissive nude photographer, blackmailer, etc

Powerglider- with that relationship with Savannah, he tries to become Cybertron's version of James T Kirk

Let's not TF Prime Starscream career as a she-male, excuse me, alternative lifestyle "performer" in New Orleans
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby fenrir72 » Thu Oct 31, 2013 5:57 pm

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Cosmos is a confirmed voyeur and prankster already lol!
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby skynet1O1 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:19 pm

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Reflector has a part time job with Playboy magazine.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby Dead Metal » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:33 pm

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Megatron collects knives

Skywarp is an avid Nascar fan

Optimus Prime enjoys watching the SAW movies

Beachcomber enjoys hunting

Mirage loves causing accidents while invisible, he films himself in the act and posts the videos to youtube as Fail videos
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby BeastProwl » Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:58 pm

Motto: "Nanomachines Son"
Weapon: Razor Tipped Wing Swords
Skylinx, and Skylinx- Having intellectual conversations with Animated Blitzwing, Blitzwing, and Blitzwing.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby njb902 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 3:37 pm

Devastator - you wouldn't guess it by looking at him, but this bot loves to surf.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby SentinelA » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:15 pm

Why was Hot Rod fishing in Transformers: The Movie? Well, his inappropriate hobby is catching fish and putting them in Kup's cab when Kup is in truck mode. Kup smells like dead fish and it drives him crazy getting the carcus out. Hot Rod thinks this is hilarious.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby Henry921 » Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:17 pm

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Snarl is an avid reader and enjoys discussing philosophy.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby skynet1O1 » Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:40 am

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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby RhA » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:02 am

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One of the Sweeps is a drag queen.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby megatronus » Sat Nov 02, 2013 9:50 am

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RhA wrote:One of the Sweeps is a drag queen.

Just one? Have you noticed they ALL have painted nails :P

Rattrap makes Woody Allen-styled neurotic films.

Ultra Magnus can't deal with hobbies right now.
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Re: Inappropriate hobbies of the Transformers

Postby Mazinger Prime » Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:35 am

Weapon: Null-Ray Rifle
Blaster leads a symphonic orchestra

Prowl secretly breaks the speed limit & litters

Ratchet runs an illegial chopshop

Ironhide runs a brothel(bet you'll never hear the line "leaking lubricants" the same again)

Rattrap builds his own armada of Waspinators out of the many parts he's collected from battle

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