Shadowman wrote:Dr. Heavy B wrote:Shadowman wrote:Dr. Heavy B wrote:http://www.imperfectparent.com/topics/2012/06/02/cdc-denies-existence-of-flesh-eating-zombies-despite-recent-news/
CDC Denies the exsistance of zombies. Exactly what I would expect the government to say to prevent panic.“Zombie apocalypse” is now in the No. 2 spot on Google’s list of search terms that are trending, thanks to three recent shocking news stories, but the CDC is convinced that this is not the beginning of the end.
Sorry, wait...three? I'm still having trouble believing one was real, two more happened?
EDIT: Shows me for only skimming the article. The other two weren't quite as freaky as this, while they were clearly insane, neither on them turned into semi-invincible animal-monsters during the attack.
Still, people eating pople. That **** nuts
One cannibal incident is five too many. Three in under a month is just some straight-up scary ****.
Well then this will make you sh*t your pants.
http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Man-Ea ... 36945.html
tl;dr? THE MAN ATE HIS ROOM MATES BRAIN.