"This is Abdul Fakkadi, Supreme Military Dictator, King of Kings, and President of Life of the Socialist Democratic Federated Republic of Carbombya!"
It took me until I bought the DVD for Season 3 before I could understand a word of what that dude said. I have the original recorded on a very old VHS, but the background music is so loud it drowns out half of what people are saying.
Welcome by the way! Hope you survive the experience!