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Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Wreck 'n Rule » Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:04 pm

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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Shadowman » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:01 pm

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Jason prefers close-range combat, Predators prefer long-range. That, and Jason isn't that smart. He gets kills with superior strength, ambush tactics, and his victims being weak teens who have never seen a horror movie in their lives. Predators prefer stealth and deception, (which is the only way to kill one) along with superior, gear, weapons, and firepower, facing down only opponents they consider a challenge, typically highly trained soldiers or mercenaries.

So, in the end, I have to give this one to the Predator. Good fight, though, I'd pay to see it.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby DJLazer » Thu Nov 10, 2011 10:32 pm

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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Wigglez » Sat Nov 12, 2011 6:59 pm

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Personally, I think this would be a really hard argument. Like Shadowman said, Predators use cunning, stealth and long range tactics and stuff. But Jason is pretty much an undead immortal (if that makes sense). You can do whatever, he'll just come back the next day and slice your face off unless you blow his head off like a quarter piece. I would have to lean towards the Predators because they can make a sound somewhere while be in another place and Jason would look for that sound because he's just dumb while the Predator is in a tree or tall grass yards away. But Jason does seem like if he just walked by one that was cloaked, he would just grab the cloaked Predator by the throat, light bending or not. Like I said, Jason would always just come back. So it would seem that this could be a war against a whole race of the Predators against one undead human unless they just throw him into a sun. Jason would probably survive the sun, but wouldn't be able to leave and just keep burning because he wouldn't be able to escape the gravitational pull.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby MGrotusque » Sun Nov 13, 2011 8:57 pm

wigglez323 wrote: Jason would probably survive the sun, but wouldn't be able to leave and just keep burning because he wouldn't be able to escape the gravitational pull.


Maybe he would. A sunburst would send forth his atoms which carry his soul back into the universe where they would hit earth and posses another body once again breathing new life into the undead immortal Jason Vorhees. You know that's how it would happen. The possession would probably happen to some hick hillbilly in backwoods nowhere.

Or the process could happen instantly and the Jason particles would enter back into the Predator ship orbiting the sun after they just dumped Jason into it and one of the Predators themselves would be blasted by Vorhees demon seed and be possessed.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Overwatch » Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:16 am

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wigglez323 wrote: he'll just come back the next day and slice your face off unless you blow his head off like a quarter piece.


Would the Predator's skull rip suffice? Assuming the Predator deems Jason worthy enough to claim his skull as a trophy. I mean it could go one of two ways: 1. It is like 'The Highlander' where decapitating an immortal ends them (haven't seen every Friday the 13th, has he ever been decapitated?); or 2. Jason can never die
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Wigglez » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:07 pm

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Overwatch wrote:
wigglez323 wrote: he'll just come back the next day and slice your face off unless you blow his head off like a quarter piece.


Would the Predator's skull rip suffice? Assuming the Predator deems Jason worthy enough to claim his skull as a trophy. I mean it could go one of two ways: 1. It is like 'The Highlander' where decapitating an immortal ends them (haven't seen every Friday the 13th, has he ever been decapitated?); or 2. Jason can never die

Jason Vorhees would deffinately be a worthy trophy. That's if they can keep him as one.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby JetOptimus23 » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:41 pm

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The Predators hunt Xenomophs for sport. Jason may not be able to die, but the Predators will get a kick out of blasting him apart again and again.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby MGrotusque » Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:39 pm

JetOptimus23 wrote:The Predators hunt Xenomophs for sport. Jason may not be able to die, but the Predators will get a kick out of blasting him apart again and again.


Not if the Predators go camping with some hotties and Jason starts killing them. Jason is a pain in the ass. He's a MASSIVE cock blocker.

EDIT: An undying cock blocker to boot.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Shadowman » Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:44 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
monstergrotusque wrote:
JetOptimus23 wrote:The Predators hunt Xenomophs for sport. Jason may not be able to die, but the Predators will get a kick out of blasting him apart again and again.


Not if the Predators go camping with some hotties and Jason starts killing them. Jason is a pain in the ass. He's a MASSIVE cock blocker.

EDIT: An undying cock blocker to boot.


First off, I thought that was in the swear filter.

Second, if a Predator is going camping with a human woman, that human woman is about to die from Predator-related injuries. That, and Predators don't like making their presence known to the locals.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby MGrotusque » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:28 am

Shadowman wrote:
monstergrotusque wrote:
JetOptimus23 wrote:The Predators hunt Xenomophs for sport. Jason may not be able to die, but the Predators will get a kick out of blasting him apart again and again.


Not if the Predators go camping with some hotties and Jason starts killing them. Jason is a pain in the ass. He's a MASSIVE cock blocker.

EDIT: An undying cock blocker to boot.


First off, I thought that was in the swear filter.

Second, if a Predator is going camping with a human woman, that human woman is about to die from Predator-related injuries. That, and Predators don't like making their presence known to the locals.


I'm talkin about female predator hotties. I'm sure their species has it's own version of a hottie.

And further more......doesn't everybody go camping? At least once?

If your lucky and Jason doesn't get ya, you could even go camping twice.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby DJrasmo » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:59 am

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Predator all the way.

First, Predators don't violate any of the "classic rules" that get busty, nubile teenagers eviscerated:
-they dont do drugs
-they dont have sexy times
-they dont "split up"
-they dont "peek out the door just to make sure"

Second, a Predator's camo ability defeats Jason's primary tactic...letting the teenager run bouncily and perkily along for a few minutes before BAM popping out of nowhere and gut-stabbing them.

Finally, the movie (cant remember if it was the 5th one or the 37th one) were the guy eats Jason's heart and takes in his "essence", and at the end Jason is shown to be some little worm-like demon after being stabbed with a magic dagger...is considered by most die-hard fans as Non-Canon, and although Jason is accepted as being hard to kill, he isnt some "immortal incarnation of evil". Most teenagers just think "LoL i stabbed him in the skullcap ergo he must be dead", instead of totally finishing him off like they should. Even after the third movie where he is brought back to life by a lightning bolt, I could accept the fact of him being a form of unique undead...but undead are still destroyable.

I like to think the Predator would observe him (camo-hidden the trees above Camp Crystal Lake) for a week or so, watching him kill backwoods-humping, pot-smoking teenagers while learning his habits, strengths and weeknesses...and then using it's tri-laser to blow his legs off before calmly walking up (to show their dominance) and decapitating him with thier wolverine-claws.

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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Wigglez » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:37 pm

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Yeah but how many times has Jason died? Answer: ALOT! So pretty much when the Predator goes on his ship to put Jasons head on the trophy case, he'll turn around and Jason will be standing right infront of him plunging the machete into the predators abdomin. I said I would be leaning towards the Predators on this, but I'm also kinda heading back towards Jason.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Shadowman » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:47 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Wigglez wrote:Yeah but how many times has Jason died? Answer: ALOT! So pretty much when the Predator goes on his ship to put Jasons head on the trophy case, he'll turn around and Jason will be standing right infront of him plunging the machete into the predators abdomin. I said I would be leaning towards the Predators on this, but I'm also kinda heading back towards Jason.


They typically take not just the skull, but the spine as well. And they clean it off, too. So he would be lacking both a head and a spine.
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