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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby MGrotusque » Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:28 am

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monstergrotusque wrote:
JetOptimus23 wrote:The Predators hunt Xenomophs for sport. Jason may not be able to die, but the Predators will get a kick out of blasting him apart again and again.


Not if the Predators go camping with some hotties and Jason starts killing them. Jason is a pain in the ass. He's a MASSIVE cock blocker.

EDIT: An undying cock blocker to boot.


First off, I thought that was in the swear filter.

Second, if a Predator is going camping with a human woman, that human woman is about to die from Predator-related injuries. That, and Predators don't like making their presence known to the locals.


I'm talkin about female predator hotties. I'm sure their species has it's own version of a hottie.

And further more......doesn't everybody go camping? At least once?

If your lucky and Jason doesn't get ya, you could even go camping twice.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby DJrasmo » Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:59 am

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Predator all the way.

First, Predators don't violate any of the "classic rules" that get busty, nubile teenagers eviscerated:
-they dont do drugs
-they dont have sexy times
-they dont "split up"
-they dont "peek out the door just to make sure"

Second, a Predator's camo ability defeats Jason's primary tactic...letting the teenager run bouncily and perkily along for a few minutes before BAM popping out of nowhere and gut-stabbing them.

Finally, the movie (cant remember if it was the 5th one or the 37th one) were the guy eats Jason's heart and takes in his "essence", and at the end Jason is shown to be some little worm-like demon after being stabbed with a magic dagger...is considered by most die-hard fans as Non-Canon, and although Jason is accepted as being hard to kill, he isnt some "immortal incarnation of evil". Most teenagers just think "LoL i stabbed him in the skullcap ergo he must be dead", instead of totally finishing him off like they should. Even after the third movie where he is brought back to life by a lightning bolt, I could accept the fact of him being a form of unique undead...but undead are still destroyable.

I like to think the Predator would observe him (camo-hidden the trees above Camp Crystal Lake) for a week or so, watching him kill backwoods-humping, pot-smoking teenagers while learning his habits, strengths and weeknesses...and then using it's tri-laser to blow his legs off before calmly walking up (to show their dominance) and decapitating him with thier wolverine-claws.

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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Wigglez » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:37 pm

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Yeah but how many times has Jason died? Answer: ALOT! So pretty much when the Predator goes on his ship to put Jasons head on the trophy case, he'll turn around and Jason will be standing right infront of him plunging the machete into the predators abdomin. I said I would be leaning towards the Predators on this, but I'm also kinda heading back towards Jason.
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Re: Predator vs. Jason Vorhees

Postby Shadowman » Sat Feb 18, 2012 10:47 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Wigglez wrote:Yeah but how many times has Jason died? Answer: ALOT! So pretty much when the Predator goes on his ship to put Jasons head on the trophy case, he'll turn around and Jason will be standing right infront of him plunging the machete into the predators abdomin. I said I would be leaning towards the Predators on this, but I'm also kinda heading back towards Jason.


They typically take not just the skull, but the spine as well. And they clean it off, too. So he would be lacking both a head and a spine.
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