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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby Counterpunch » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:46 am

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- If you defeat me and show me mercy, I promise that I will smite you for it at the earliest opportunity.
- If I can not defeat you outright, I will prey upon people and things you care about without pause, without mercy, and without thought for consequence.
- If you imprison me, I will work the system until everyone believe I am reformed and when I am freed I will kill you and everything you care about. I will NEVER EVER stop.

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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby Tekka » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:52 am

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The problem is not the method in which the fighting and killing is done, but the lack of character exposition which leads to this line of thinking.
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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby NemesisMonkeySupreme » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:54 am

Motto: "Peace through tyranny… or obliteration. Whichever is quicker."
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Bleak5170 wrote:
hellkitty wrote:
I can't say I"m surprised by the 'fanservice' upskirt of Carly, but then again, Bay's idea of what's appropriate for family viewing is a bit...off (testicle jokes, anyone?) As they said about him in the HOF video, he knows what the male audience wants to see.

Unfortunately, I am not male.



I like Bay's movies but he's kind of an idiot. I'm male and I don't want to see either of those. Maybe if I was like 12 I would find giant testicles on a robot funny, (or perhaps not really), and I don't watch a movie like this for up-skirt shots.

Or maybe if he (Bay) didn't have a thing for trollops, though I suppose that is entirely subjective, but tends to follow what I see as his lowest common denominator approach to filmmaking.

You can probably guess I'm not a fan of these films and I don't really see this one (once it's on Netflix) changing my mind, but hearty commendations for the work put into this review. A lot of us may disagree and argue about the films and figures and Prime-knows-what-else but I think we can all agree that it's this kind of dedication that keeps us coming back to Seibertron.com. :APPLAUSE:
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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby Counterpunch » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:56 am

Motto: "...and I used to be such a nice guy."
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Tekka wrote:The problem is not the method in which the fighting and killing is done, but the lack of character exposition which leads to this line of thinking.


It's not necessary to explain that via exposition. An army from outer-space is teleporting in with their tentacle monster.

Hesitation is death.

If Prime has to be a rattle-craddle murder machine to save me from outer-space tentacle monsters and genocidal robots, then get out the way because me and my buddy Prime are killing them all.
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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby Counterpunch » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:58 am

Motto: "...and I used to be such a nice guy."
Weapon: Jawbreaker Cannon
Counterpunch wrote:
Tekka wrote:The problem is not the method in which the fighting and killing is done, but the lack of character exposition which leads to this line of thinking.


It's not necessary to explain that via exposition. An army from outer-space is teleporting in with their tentacle monster.

Hesitation is death.

If Prime has to be a rattle-craddle murder machine to save me from outer-space tentacle monsters and genocidal robots, then get out the way because me and my buddy Prime are killing them all.


Also, up-skirt shots keep morale high. USA! USA! USA!...and sometimes Japan! Nihon Ichiban!

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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby NemesisMonkeySupreme » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:59 am

Motto: "Peace through tyranny… or obliteration. Whichever is quicker."
Weapon: High Energy MASER Cannons
Counterpunch wrote:RE: Prime's war strategy and "brutishness"

Deal with this hypothetical scenario in a manner you find to be appropriate. Here is what you need to know:

- You and I are enemies. We have irreconcilable differences.
- I plan to destroy you and everything you love and cherish.
- I will not relent, ever.
- If you defeat me and show me mercy, I promise that I will smite you for it at the earliest opportunity.
- If I can not defeat you outright, I will prey upon people and things you care about without pause, without mercy, and without thought for consequence.
- If you imprison me, I will work the system until everyone believe I am reformed and when I am freed I will kill you and everything you care about. I will NEVER EVER stop.

Please tell me your scenario for victory with the understanding of who your opponent now is.


Dude, leave Batman out of this. Wait… ;)
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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby Tekka » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:03 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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Counterpunch wrote:
Tekka wrote:The problem is not the method in which the fighting and killing is done, but the lack of character exposition which leads to this line of thinking.


It's not necessary to explain that via exposition. An army from outer-space is teleporting in with their tentacle monster.

Hesitation is death.

If Prime has to be a rattle-craddle murder machine to save me from outer-space tentacle monsters and genocidal robots, then get out the way because me and my buddy Prime are killing them all.

It absolutely is necessary. I can't speak for anything that happens in Dark of the Moon, as I haven't seen it yet. But a little development in that way in both the original movie and ROTF would have gone a long way to preventing the needlessly brutal Autobots frame of mind from ever occurring.

Show us why Prime has to fight the way he does. Show us why the Decepticons have to be slaughtered to the last. Explain to us that Cybertron is beyond saving and make Prime's lack of concern mesh with our knowledge. Make us feel the pain of the Cybertronian war, and show us why the Autobots have to put aside their good nature for the sake of survival.
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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby NemesisMonkeySupreme » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:07 am

Motto: "Peace through tyranny… or obliteration. Whichever is quicker."
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"Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost."

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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby Counterpunch » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:08 am

Motto: "...and I used to be such a nice guy."
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Tekka wrote:
Counterpunch wrote:
Tekka wrote:The problem is not the method in which the fighting and killing is done, but the lack of character exposition which leads to this line of thinking.


It's not necessary to explain that via exposition. An army from outer-space is teleporting in with their tentacle monster.

Hesitation is death.

If Prime has to be a rattle-craddle murder machine to save me from outer-space tentacle monsters and genocidal robots, then get out the way because me and my buddy Prime are killing them all.


It absolutely is necessary. I can't speak for anything that happens in Dark of the Moon, as I haven't seen it yet. But a little development in that way in both the original movie and ROTF would have gone a long way preventing the needlessly brutal Autobots frame of mind from ever occurring.

Show us why Prime has to fight the way he does. Show us why the Decepticons have to be slaughtered to the last. Explain to us that Cybertron is beyond saving and make Prime's lack of concern mesh with our knowledge. Make us feel the pain of the Cybertronian war, and show us why the Autobots have to put aside their good nature for the sake of survival.


Are you not paying attention to what happened in RotF?

They wanted to destroy our planet for gas money (essentially).

SERIOUSLY. What more do you need to know? They ALL have to die because if they don't, assuredly we ALL will die.

Also, what is this about Autobots being needlessly brutal? How exactly do you prefer your killing? Would it be better if they did a little prayer afterwards? Or perhaps pushed all the Decepticons out of windows?

Here, if you want to criticize Prime, it'd be better to go with this: Optimus Prime is a traitor to his own race. He'd rather see an under-evolved race survive than his own people. Megatron and Sentinel are right to try and secure their own future. Prime is a weakling who can't even protect his own world.

That's legit. Saying that the Decepticons should be handled with kid-gloves and a bill of rights is not legit.
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Re: Share your reviews of Transformers Dark of the Moon here!

Postby Bleak5170 » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:09 am

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dragons wrote:no offense you should put in title some spoilers in description what happens to what chARACTER stupid caps lock i stopped reading half way hrough.



The 2nd paragraph clearly states:

"First and foremost, if you don't want to read any spoilers, just stop reading this review. I don't hold back anything in my reviews. It's all here that I was able to jot down since midnight. If you want to be spoiled, please be my guest and read on .."

If you were spoiled by anything beyond that it's your own fault.
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