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At 27, my sex life is similer to that of a stone. Only had two dates at age 20. No high school sweet heart, no prom, no crazy spring break, not even a drunken chick.

I got this curse where girls, whenever I ask them out, ALWAYS place me in the dreaded Friend's Zone.

You know the deal....

~Monty Python guy in drag voice~ Oh, you're so sweet and real cute and all, but can't we just be friend? I'd hate risk ruining the friendship we have.

I **** HATE girls telling me this smeg. And YET, these same girls have no problem at all when it comes to going with jerks, punks, thugs, and hoodlums. You know the kind.....the ones that drink alot of beer, have tattoos, in some no-name looser rock band (especially as a drummer), and possibly with a criminal record. These guys often end up either verbally abusing the chick all the time, or smacking her around Ike Turner style, or practically raping her and then going off to laugh about it with his buddies. And of course, if the girl tries to leave, but just like a beaten wife, she goes back to them, even if the chick meets a decent guy.

And I no longer am gonna play as a sucka and listen to the girls blubbing about it, wanting the men of the world to be more like me, but not wanting to actually be with me. Explain that to me girls, huh? You actually like being called bitch and having your teeth knocked out on a regular basis by the drunken thug?

I might sound a bit harsh and bitter, but going through 13 years of nonsence like that, I think it's a bit understandable to be somewhat irritated by that.

And I found this site, and it seems quite true from what I've read. http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ The Ladder Theory itself is quite interesting and I believe it to be true. It would be interesting to hear what they think about this from both sides, especially the girls. I would like to know, and I am sure some of the fellows here as well would like to know.

And with Valentine's day comming around, here's what I think about it.

Spoon wrote:I'll be 20 in less then a month and i'm still a virgo and proud to be so. For me, sex is not something I desperatly need just because. It's something I wanna 'keep' for that one special person.
So if someone was to make 'fun' of me because of that I would just shrug. I really can't see it as an insult.

In the mean time, my furious right hand and *coughhentaicough* will keep me busy

Spoon, where would we be without you and your furious right hand!

I get that way sometimes. That's when I start drinking to forget that I'm lonely.

Hentai? Sweet Jesus. Is regular porn that hard to find nowadays?

Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:Friend's Zone.

I found a way to get out of the Zone. Dress up like Peter Parker. SRSLY.

Hey, it worked for me.

Extra-serious no I am not joking note : No, I am not joking.

SideswipeOwnsSunstreaker wrote:awesome stuff

Mate! How you doing?

Prowl76 wrote:Let me tell you I got 10 years on you and sometimes being single is WAY better than being with someone on Valentine's Day.

indeed
v day and relationships in gerneral r overrated

GrimSqueaker wrote:I have never had trouble getting a girl, getting one thats not a raving psychopath-now that is a problem!

I totaly agree with you there, sad thing is, finding someone not crazy is hard lol Not impossable, but hard.

Shadowman wrote:I have the hugest chance at having a girlfriend. She cute, funny, sharp as a tack, and, most importantly, isn't freaked out by me.

If I lose her, I might as well declare lifetime celibacy.

Don't think that way, consider the amount of people in the world, an awful lot might love to be with you.

Kamen Rider Harry Munk wrote:lol, emo

Yeah, I'd usualy say the same, but I doubt he is, just lonely, we all get lonely.

Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:At 27, my sex life is similer to that of a stone. Only had two dates at age 20. No high school sweet heart, no prom, no crazy spring break, not even a drunken chick.

I got this curse where girls, whenever I ask them out, ALWAYS place me in the dreaded Friend's Zone.

You know the deal....

~Monty Python guy in drag voice~ Oh, you're so sweet and real cute and all, but can't we just be friend? I'd hate risk ruining the friendship we have.

I **** HATE girls telling me this smeg. And YET, these same girls have no problem at all when it comes to going with jerks, punks, thugs, and hoodlums. You know the kind.....the ones that drink alot of beer, have tattoos, in some no-name looser rock band (especially as a drummer), and possibly with a criminal record. These guys often end up either verbally abusing the chick all the time, or smacking her around Ike Turner style, or practically raping her and then going off to laugh about it with his buddies. And of course, if the girl tries to leave, but just like a beaten wife, she goes back to them, even if the chick meets a decent guy.

And I no longer am gonna play as a sucka and listen to the girls blubbing about it, wanting the men of the world to be more like me, but not wanting to actually be with me. Explain that to me girls, huh? You actually like being called bitch and having your teeth knocked out on a regular basis by the drunken thug?

I might sound a bit harsh and bitter, but going through 13 years of nonsence like that, I think it's a bit understandable to be somewhat irritated by that.

And I found this site, and it seems quite true from what I've read. http://www.intellectualwhores.com/ The Ladder Theory itself is quite interesting and I believe it to be true. It would be interesting to hear what they think about this from both sides, especially the girls. I would like to know, and I am sure some of the fellows here as well would like to know.

Scarey thing is, I have given that out to emotionaly unstable girls 3 times now, I don't want to be in a relationship with someone who thinks I am god and will cut herself if something happens. I never want to be in that predicament.

Myself, ya, I'm lonely and notr trying to think about it, I'm 18, not such a big deal, now by 25... and wanting a GF/Wife, I call that bad -_-[/b]

Mime wrote::lol: Spoon, where would we be without you and your furious right hand!

Gameovermus Prime wrote:Hentai? Sweet Jesus. Is regular porn that hard to find nowadays?

it's more a question of taste then anything else. I just don't like regular porn.
Anyway, it's not as if I watch hentai on a regulare basis or anything. Once in a 2 month occurence at best

steve2275 wrote:

Prowl76 wrote:Let me tell you I got 10 years on you and sometimes being single is WAY better than being with someone on Valentine's Day.

indeed
v day and relationships in gerneral r overrated

ok what exacty are u all basing that on? I am working my ass of to make something really special for my girl for Vday and it is gonna be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worth it to see her happy-

and a good relationship pretty much beats everything (including toys) hands down

on the other hand the hype and bullshit isnt worth a snowballs chance in hell.

oh and Emperor Primacron i will agree withu on a lot of that stuff-but not everyone is like that, and not all nasty tattooed punks in poopy bands are evil-im a nice guy

maybe u need to spruse up your bad boy image a little, a girl needs a guy who is at least a little tougher than her!

Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:

I got this curse where girls, whenever I ask them out, ALWAYS place me in the dreaded Friend's Zone.

I know your pain, I always think of that line from Team America: "thats all I ever am is like a brother! its not fair damnit!"

GrimSqueaker wrote:
maybe u need to spruse up your bad boy image a little, a girl needs a guy who is at least a little tougher than her!

Oh god, I'm doooooomed, I'm more girly than the girls I know O_O I act tuff though... sometimes.

Spoon wrote:Once in a 2 month occurence at best

Ya ain't got-ta lie. Just replace 'day' with 'month' and you're set.

Anyway...
I dated more girls in high school and college than I can remember the names to (not bragging, it's not like that...). I stopped putting pressure on the issue and just talked to them. It works wonders. I don't think there is a woman out there who dislikes confidence. Why go around being a weepy sorry bitch when it just leads to failure. No one is going to have sympathy for you, least of all some pretty girl.

I seriously think, that the problem a lot of guys have is that their friends aren't out there giving them **** like this and then building them up so they have confidence to talk to women. I'll back that up too. Meet up with me at botcon, and I'll make sure you have some hot, anime loving, likely cosplayer chick by the end of the 'con.

You'll hit it.

2x.

I just showed my girlfriend this thread-it came up in discussion-

anywho her opinion was that any 20+ year old virgins oughta just give and join the priesthood

GrimSqueaker wrote:I just showed my girlfriend this thread-it came up in discussion-

anywho her opinion was that any 20+ year old virgins oughta just give and join the priesthood

ocuch......

GrimSqueaker wrote:

steve2275 wrote:

Prowl76 wrote:Let me tell you I got 10 years on you and sometimes being single is WAY better than being with someone on Valentine's Day.

indeed
v day and relationships in gerneral r overrated

ok what exacty are u all basing that on? I am working my ass of to make something really special for my girl for Vday and it is gonna be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worth it to see her happy-

and a good relationship pretty much beats everything (including toys) hands down

on the other hand the hype and bullshit isnt worth a snowballs chance in hell.

oh and Emperor Primacron i will agree withu on a lot of that stuff-but not everyone is like that, and not all nasty tattooed punks in poopy bands are evil-im a nice guy

maybe u need to spruse up your bad boy image a little, a girl needs a guy who is at least a little tougher than her!

In otherwords, become someone I am not?

Trust me, I am tough enough, when you lived in Detroit, you have to be. Confidence ain't the problem. Just that the bitc....er...girls smegging keep this damned friends bullshit

Counterpunch wrote:

Spoon wrote:Once in a 2 month occurence at best

Ya ain't got-ta lie. Just replace 'day' with 'month' and you're set.

There's no way for me to talk myself out of this éh?

Spoon wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:

Spoon wrote:Once in a 2 month occurence at best

Ya ain't got-ta lie. Just replace 'day' with 'month' and you're set.

There's no way for me to talk myself out of this éh?

3-d Udemaro videos?

and those games, AI Girlfriend 2 and Rapelay (as bad as it sounds, yes)

Familiar or need the proverbial 'hook-up?'

Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:

GrimSqueaker wrote:

steve2275 wrote:

Prowl76 wrote:Let me tell you I got 10 years on you and sometimes being single is WAY better than being with someone on Valentine's Day.

indeed
v day and relationships in gerneral r overrated

ok what exacty are u all basing that on? I am working my ass of to make something really special for my girl for Vday and it is gonna be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO worth it to see her happy-

and a good relationship pretty much beats everything (including toys) hands down

on the other hand the hype and bullshit isnt worth a snowballs chance in hell.

oh and Emperor Primacron i will agree withu on a lot of that stuff-but not everyone is like that, and not all nasty tattooed punks in poopy bands are evil-im a nice guy

maybe u need to spruse up your bad boy image a little, a girl needs a guy who is at least a little tougher than her!

In otherwords, become someone I am not?

Trust me, I am tough enough, when you lived in Detroit, you have to be. Confidence ain't the problem. Just that the bitc....er...girls smegging keep this damned friends bullshit

weeeeeeeeeeeeeell. u are obviously doing something wrong-so do a bit of soul searching/slf improvement and less bitching

find the problem, than find a solution!




........................or just stop bitching

Counterpunch wrote:

Spoon wrote:Once in a 2 month occurence at best

Ya ain't got-ta lie. Just replace 'day' with 'month' and you're set.

Anyway...
I dated more girls in high school and college than I can remember the names to (not bragging, it's not like that...). I stopped putting pressure on the issue and just talked to them. It works wonders. I don't think there is a woman out there who dislikes confidence. Why go around being a weepy sorry bitch when it just leads to failure. No one is going to have sympathy for you, least of all some pretty girl.

I seriously think, that the problem a lot of guys have is that their friends aren't out there giving them **** like this and then building them up so they have confidence to talk to women. I'll back that up too. Meet up with me at botcon, and I'll make sure you have some hot, anime loving, likely cosplayer chick by the end of the 'con.

You'll hit it.

2x.

Best message in this entire thread.

I LOLed.

2x.

Counterpunch is clearly the only high quality poster left on this forum (aside from my fellow Kamen Riders, obviously).

Counterpunch wrote:

Spoon wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:

Spoon wrote:Once in a 2 month occurence at best

Ya ain't got-ta lie. Just replace 'day' with 'month' and you're set.

There's no way for me to talk myself out of this éh?

3-d Udemaro videos?

and those games, AI Girlfriend 2 and Rapelay (as bad as it sounds, yes)

Familiar or need the proverbial 'hook-up?'

Hook me up mister scott

Spoon wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:

Spoon wrote:

Counterpunch wrote:

Spoon wrote:Once in a 2 month occurence at best

Ya ain't got-ta lie. Just replace 'day' with 'month' and you're set.

There's no way for me to talk myself out of this éh?

3-d Udemaro videos?

and those games, AI Girlfriend 2 and Rapelay (as bad as it sounds, yes)

Familiar or need the proverbial 'hook-up?'

Hook me up mister scott

I think Sex Beach 3 would be more your 'thang'.