- Motto: "RCannon > uRCannon"
I was playing my Dash/Cloak +health on kills +dmg coming out of cloak Scout setup. I join a map late... Its the one with 3 double deck platforms and a nearly zero cover center (i think its Berth?Haven't memorized map names yet... u'd know the map for sure cuzz its the one w/ the broken balcony sci's like to fly up to and snipe from and on start of the map ppl always go vehicle and launch into eachother off the ramps that if boosting will smack u into a stupid plumbing setup)
Anyways, i join the game its Decepticons 12 - Autobots 31 (im decepticon... WOOT!)
I run in right off the bat and see a shitstorm going on bottom floor left platform. I run over to the platform above the "storm" walk backwards off the top, dash forward onto the platform directly under me scatter gunned a soldier to death without being seen *100% health*. dashed up to the leader in front of him used my last scatter round, sword hit, jumped back dashed right and juked his Melee *40% health from his return fire*. As he missed the Axe (my dash was right on time) my blade got caught in his back for a kill blow *90% health*. A scientist flies in out of nowhere and starts to energon beam me... I quickly dashed left to a pillar *50% life* (i had 4 pillars to choose from) and tossed my EMP grenade just to my right, since i thought he'd assumed i was going to exit that side. Pop stealth and catch the Sci in a dash sword +cloak dmg 1shot(literally a 3 second beam->dead sci sequence)*70% health*. I look right, at what i thought was a path to some energon, and my EMP nade caught the soldier i killed at the start of all this madness so hes limping around like some failbot who needs some lube for his joints. I mousewheel up to my battle pistol and pop 2 in that Deathstar style fail shaft in his Autobot chest while he is winding up the scrapmaker (now i know im about to get proper f'd) *my 70% health has now recharged to a solid 3 bars of life* I dash into the Scrapmaker starting volley and eat bullets down to 10% life before landing a killer sword smackdown. *up to 60% life* im pressing W thinking my finger is now about to burst from all the pressure i have mashing into its tip trying to get this energon cube that was my original fallback plan. about 2 and a half seconds pass before I hear a VROOOOM so i quickly double jump dash backward [cuzz my team has been MIA this whole time, that can't possibly be backup] narrowly avoiding a pretty serious OptimusPrime ramming, lay my last battle pistol round into his chest and smash stealth. I switch to my empty Scattergun, reload, and this goofball autobot drops a barrier. Now I'm thinking "I traumatized this poor Autobot. NO MATTER!" i walk right up to him as hes apparently switching to what looks like his ion blaster. I'm now hugging this barrier knowing im going to have to hug the shit out of this thing if i want to survive an ion blaster pwning. *75% health again* So i'm dancing with this Prime landing 2 solid sword hits and still havent dropped this guy... I've eaten probably 5 actual rounds of his Ion Blaster *30% health* thinking... this is it... its over. NO SIR! FINALLY a teammate scout comes to support me... drops a healing nade at my feet as he shifts out of Jet! Prime launches a Melee swing and one shots this sci that turned into bot mode right between us. "WAY TO TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!" i yell at my computer screen. *back to full health* i EMP both of us(Prime and myself) and just hold down my scatter blaster. I see his name pop up on the bottom left of my screen so i know i've downed him. I mash Stealth like OMG get me the F out of here... im trying to limp away cammoe'd and i eat a chunk from that stupid Soldier's (NOW BACK FOR A THIRD TIME) Whirlwind (apparently killing me w/ aim is too hard.) I think, thats it... my killing spree has come to an end... *<10% health* and that support Sci that just finished taking one for the team has turbo'd back *he probably took all of 5 seconds* to me and Shockwaves the Soldiers WW back 10 ft. Saved me TWICE! i<3u... i turn to my battle pistol as i recognize my dire need for some free health via kill and as im dashing away land a killing blow (sorry friendly helpful sci... i really needed that insta health, heres +25 xp for ur assist) I don't remember how the rest played out... at that point I was in Zen mode. I ended 26-0 as a lvl 8 Scout and Decepticons won the match 40-36.
PS. Im pretty sure the host of that game was an autobot cuzz I got disconnected soon as XP was done being handed out