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As men, we’ve all said stupid things to women without meaning to- it’s part of the deal. Examples below, post yours. Ladies, you can chime in too.

-A friend of mine in college went to pick up this girl he knew from church on their first date together. She opens the door and she’s all dressed up. He looks at her and says, “Wow, you look so different, you look beautiful.” *crickets*

-In college, I had this crush on a girl I knew. We went out a few times, nothing romantic or physical. She graduated and we lost touch for about a year, and one day I called her up to say hi. We chatted a bit and she told me she had to go because her fiancé was picking her up. My brain record-scratched- fiancé? So in a flash of savvy composure I said, “Fiancé’? You’re getting married? Are you sure?” *crickets*

-This gem is from about a month ago. My wife told me she just found a new wrinkle at the corner of her mouth. I looked at it and, trying to make her feel better, said, “Oh, that’s not new.” *crickets*

And in the interest of equality, several years ago I was introduced to a female friend of a friend. I told her my name, Gus, and she asked me if I was Greek. I said no, and she said, "Are you sure?"

"Oh, so she's your younger sister?..What's her name?"

No regrets.

Actually, my dating life prior to dating my eventual wife was essentially what you see in the movie Swingers (the Vince Vaughn movie, not the one about partner swapping). Drinks, dancing, and boldness were the coins of the realm and we flat out did not give a damn.

Shout outs to: Jaime, Katherine, Alexis, Angel, Katie, Ally, Jessica, Alexis again, that girl I can't remember in the white dress, Katie again, Liz, Kate, angry asian girl, Courtny you bitch..., Jessica again, Kim...kinda, Nona & Catherine (different one).

You all LOSE, you get NOTHING. Good DAY Sir (Madam)!

Actually, I've got nothing against any of them.

Edit: how could I forget Teresa and Mary? Oh...I know how.

I think the dumbest thing a guy can say to a woman these days is "I do."

Aluus wrote:I think the dumbest thing a guy can say to a woman these days is "I do."

My wife is amazing, talented, and smart (beautiful too). We're better together than we are apart.

Getting married was one of the best choices I've ever made.

Probably the dumbest thing i've said to a woman is teling them "I love you".

And the dumbest thing they've ever said to me is basically anything my ex said. Shit like "I love you" and "I've been wishing for this for months" and then the stuff she said where she decided to analyse me and my life and couldn't find a damn good thing about it.

a guy once said to me " oh your a lesbian you know i can cure that"
i think that made me more gay
one of my exes asked me ware steven hawkings was from
i told her he was born in oxford this was her reply
" oh its just he sounds amarican" we split up a few months later
an american tourist once saw me doing my job ( i sweep streets yes a high glamoures job i know( and alsked me rather cheekely what qualifacations i had to have to get " a sweel job like that " i told him i had a qualifacation in knuclear phisics and astro phisics but this payed better

A couple of weeks ago I was working the register and some girl came in and bought a pregnancy test. She kept looking at me for some reason, maybe she thought I was cute or something. When I handed her the receipt she said "it's not for me, I'm on the pill" I didn't say anything or give her a weird look or anything, she just blurted it out.

When my girlfriend and I started dating, I had been on the shelf for a real long time. So, being a bad assed 29 year old man, I'd get nervous around her. So, as a result, my hands would get sweaty.
As you may imagine this caused additional concerns when it came time to hold hands. One day, when my hands were particularly sweaty, I told her to not be upset by my sweaty palms, becuase they were a result of my having a glandular problem.

Yes, that was in fact what I thought was a better, more acceptable reason than "I'm sorry, I've been single a long time, and I like you a lot, so I'm nervous." "I'm sorry, I have a glandular problem."



Amazingly, she's still my girlfriend. I'm not sure how I pulled that off. Oh, and she knows I don't have a glandular problem.

Aluus wrote:I think the dumbest thing a guy can say to a woman these days is "I do."

This was the dumbest thing I ever said to my ex-husband.


The best was "Sign these divorce papers before those police sitting outside come in to take you away, idiot!"

I told this girl I worked with "I sure am glad I don't think you're attractive, because that might make for an awkward situation". That was easily the dumbest thing I ever said to a woman. Lesson learned.