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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Just Negare » Sun Oct 17, 2010 12:07 am

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My sister and her friend set me up with some guy, I went for a coffee with him not expecting too much, and putting aside the fact he thougth the kids in RiD were Daniel Witwicky's grandchildren, he told me this:

"I mean, come on, every guy is allowed one rape!"

Seriously.

Then to clarify:

"Oh, I mean, I haven't actually raped a woman, I just kind of got accused of raping a drunk woman I took home and had sex with, while she was asleep".

-_-'
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Stormer » Tue Oct 19, 2010 7:44 pm

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At work one day, a customer came up to me and said, "Wow, you have beautiful eyes."
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"Are you married?"
"Yes I am."
"Darn. Well, do you think you could take me to one of your family reunions?"
Wha.....?

I got into the car of another customer to take him on his drive test, and before I could introduce myself, he turned to me and said, "So, you wanna get married?"
I know the expression on my face wasn't what he expected, because then he said,"I'm sorry. I was just trying to keep you from feeling awkward."
Good job, buddy!

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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby MGrotusque » Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:27 pm

Sometimes it's the things you don't say.
i've been wanting a liitle space in my current relationship.
With a bad hangover on sunday i told the GF to just leave me alone today cause my truck blew up(power steering pump),bike got stolen the night before and the bike i rode to look for stolen bike got a flat in the middle of junkyville an hour walk from home. BAD DAY.
She wouldn't let up though and kept calling me.
So i shut my phone off for the last two days so NOBODY could bug me. Plus i could contemplate dumping the GF in relative peace while waying the pros and cons.
Then literally no more than an hour ago said GF is BEATING at my door howling and in tears wondering what's been going on. Hysterics ensue and a conversation i still wasn't prepared for happened.
The moral of the story really is don't ignore the old lady and cut off all communications....she'll find you!
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Sky-Quake » Wed Oct 20, 2010 9:42 am

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went up to a blonde women with blue eyes if she was had aryan in her and honest to god she said no but I want some in me and then she added as long as it's not you :BOOM:
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Dagon » Fri Oct 29, 2010 4:01 pm

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Just Negare wrote:My sister and her friend set me up with some guy, I went for a coffee with him not expecting too much, and putting aside the fact he thougth the kids in RiD were Daniel Witwicky's grandchildren, he told me this:

"I mean, come on, every guy is allowed one rape!"

Seriously.

Then to clarify:

"Oh, I mean, I haven't actually raped a woman, I just kind of got accused of raping a drunk woman I took home and had sex with, while she was asleep".

-_-'



Sadly, I knew a guy who thought the same thing, and once actually carried that brilliant plan once. I don't know how a functional human being can actually think that way.
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby JeffX » Mon Nov 01, 2010 3:36 pm

"You're from Minnesota? I'm sorry."

It was a joke that she didn't think was very funny.
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Stormer » Mon Nov 01, 2010 6:46 pm

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JeffX wrote:"You're from Minnesota? I'm sorry."

It was a joke that she didn't think was very funny.


I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby JeffX » Tue Nov 02, 2010 9:18 am

Stormer wrote:
JeffX wrote:"You're from Minnesota? I'm sorry."

It was a joke that she didn't think was very funny.


I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?


I know, right?
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby G1Sizzle » Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:46 am

monstergrotusque wrote:Sometimes it's the things you don't say.
i've been wanting a liitle space in my current relationship.
With a bad hangover on sunday i told the GF to just leave me alone today cause my truck blew up(power steering pump),bike got stolen the night before and the bike i rode to look for stolen bike got a flat in the middle of junkyville an hour walk from home. BAD DAY.
She wouldn't let up though and kept calling me.
So i shut my phone off for the last two days so NOBODY could bug me. Plus i could contemplate dumping the GF in relative peace while waying the pros and cons.
Then literally no more than an hour ago said GF is BEATING at my door howling and in tears wondering what's been going on. Hysterics ensue and a conversation i still wasn't prepared for happened.
The moral of the story really is don't ignore the old lady and cut off all communications....she'll find you!


No, my friend, the moral of that story is DUMP THAT CHICK!

I'm trying to remember what kind of dumb shit I said to girls. There must have been tons of it, because I had way too many relationships before I finally found my wife. The one that sticks out in my mind right now is: "I'll show you my Transformers collection. Don't freak out, ok?"
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Just Negare » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:15 am

Motto: "Who ate all the pies?"
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This was said to me just yesterday, I was wearing a TF shirt:

"I don't even know why Megalon keeps Bumblebee around, he's so small, you'd think he'd be a sh1tty Decepticon".
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby G1Sizzle » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:16 pm

I have called girls by the wrong name before. That usually kills a mood.
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Praxus Prime » Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:35 pm

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Haha, one time I was talking to my friend Rachel, when I suddenly remembered compute146's Optimus Prime statue (or whatever you wanna call it). So out of nowhere I said- "Hey, wanna see a seven foot Prime?", and she got emberassed and yelled at me, obviously thinking I meant something else. #-o What made it even worse was the fact that I was crazy about her, but at least I was able to explain myself and straighten everything out. :lol:
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby JetOptimus23 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:47 pm

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Stormer wrote:I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?


We have a sense of humor. But it dissapears when you mess with Texas. Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.

My friend Rachel was talking about a zit she thought she had, and UNFORTUNATLEY i was listening to the TWINCAST. As she was talking about it to some of her other friends, when i was looking her way. I reacted to some news by blurting out "THAT'S HUGE!"

Luckily i explained to her in time. :lol:
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Amelie » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:31 pm

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JetOptimus23 wrote:Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.


Give it 20 years when the oil dries up. :-$

I said "I'd rather be friends" or "p!ss off" (usually the latter, there were many vile girls at school) so many times at school girls were convinced I was gay. Great for killing your chances in your local area. :lol:

*edit* I just spelt "dries" as "drys". Jesus. :BANG_HEAD:
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Stormer » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:34 pm

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JetOptimus23 wrote:
Stormer wrote:I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?


We have a sense of humor. But it dissapears when you mess with Texas. Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.

My friend Rachel was talking about a zit she thought she had, and UNFORTUNATLEY i was listening to the TWINCAST. As she was talking about it to some of her other friends, when i was looking her way. I reacted to some news by blurting out "THAT'S HUGE!"

Luckily i explained to her in time. :lol:



Awwww, I don't tease unless there's love behind it! :D
You know, lots of Texans are moving to Colorado these days...I'm thinking our economy must not be so bad either (?).
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby JetOptimus23 » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:21 pm

Motto: "I hecked up"
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Stormer wrote:
JetOptimus23 wrote:
Stormer wrote:I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?


We have a sense of humor. But it dissapears when you mess with Texas. Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.

My friend Rachel was talking about a zit she thought she had, and UNFORTUNATLEY i was listening to the TWINCAST. As she was talking about it to some of her other friends, when i was looking her way. I reacted to some news by blurting out "THAT'S HUGE!"

Luckily i explained to her in time. :lol:



Awwww, I don't tease unless there's love behind it! :D
You know, lots of Texans are moving to Colorado these days...I'm thinking our economy must not be so bad either (?).



I said MOST of the country.


Amelie wrote:Give it 20 years when the oil dries up. :-$


Ah, but BEEF is the big thing now! Oil is a secondary export. Of course, Chuck Norris is from Texas.
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Praxus Prime » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:51 am

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Texas schmexas. Over here in Tennessee, we've got Lookout Mountain, which would mean we also have Autobot City!
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Slayershoop » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:33 pm

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Pretty much anything said by Quagmire, I have repeated at some point... #-o
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby chrisc4 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:01 pm

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Praxus Prime wrote:Texas schmexas. Over here in Tennessee, we've got Lookout Mountain, which would mean we also have Autobot City!


yeah well here in laredo texas we have the pit!!! take that!!! :lol:
the worst thing i've ever said to a girl is not saying anything at all. my girlfriend or exgirlfriend or whatever she chooses to be treats me like crap. im just too much of a wimp to say anything.
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Burn » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:14 pm

Turns out I don't have to say anything!

So ... the other day we had our band breakup, one woman, who happens to be my sort-of-didnt-go-out-long-enough-to-really-be-considered ex made a cheesecake and brought it along.

Unfortunately she had to leave as her son was upset so she asked me to drop the cheesecake dish in the next day.

No worries ....

I took the dish home and told my family they could have the rest. Turns out, bad thing to do!

I get an e-mail at work the next day from said woman who's having a bad day and wanted some cheesecake. I told her there was none left.

... wow. She became, in her own words, "f****ing p***ed off". I didn't bother replying, though I took the dish to her work at lunch time to give to her. Got the cold shoulder treatment I did!

She also un-friended me from Facebook.

Oh and yeah, all that happened on my birthday. Did she give me birthday wishes? NOPE!

I've since had a few brief words with her and apparently it was "not my right to decide who could eat the cheesecake".

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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Galvatron X » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:19 pm

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Sounds like a lot of drama over a cheesecake...

Wait, she "unfriended" you over eating the cheesecake? That's funny.

I can't believe I'm even posting this...all because of a cheesecake! :lol:
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Stormer » Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:29 pm

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I've had emotional cheesecake incidents, but, wow! That one takes the cake! :lol:
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Burn » Thu Dec 09, 2010 10:27 pm

It was nice cheesecake too.

Didn't even get to compliment her on it. Oh well ...
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby Counterpunch » Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:53 am

Motto: "...and I used to be such a nice guy."
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You see?

YOU SEE?!?

The cake WAS a lie.
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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

Postby RetroRocker » Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:52 am

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I was talking to an ex gf long ago (she wasn't an ex at the time, obvs) and she mentioned that the term "fat" was very upsetting to her and she hated it whenever anybody had called her that in the past.

I said "so how do you feel about the term 'overweight'?" :roll:

It wasn't until she started crying I realised what I'd said.. :BANG_HEAD:


I've had so many instances of being crap around girls that I find it hard to remeber any specific moments, but that one sticks out. The worst thing about going to an all-boy grammar school is having zero social skills around people with more than half a brain when you leave, lol.
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b) you can just be friends, despite what some douchebags say.

Although this may tend to lead to me overthinking and lead to me messing up anyway once I do meet someone I really really like. :oops: *sigh*
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