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I have called girls by the wrong name before. That usually kills a mood.

Haha, one time I was talking to my friend Rachel, when I suddenly remembered compute146's Optimus Prime statue (or whatever you wanna call it). So out of nowhere I said- "Hey, wanna see a seven foot Prime?", and she got emberassed and yelled at me, obviously thinking I meant something else. What made it even worse was the fact that I was crazy about her, but at least I was able to explain myself and straighten everything out.

Stormer wrote:I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?

We have a sense of humor. But it dissapears when you mess with Texas. Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.

My friend Rachel was talking about a zit she thought she had, and UNFORTUNATLEY i was listening to the TWINCAST. As she was talking about it to some of her other friends, when i was looking her way. I reacted to some news by blurting out "THAT'S HUGE!"

Luckily i explained to her in time.

JetOptimus23 wrote:Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.

Give it 20 years when the oil dries up.

I said "I'd rather be friends" or "p!ss off" (usually the latter, there were many vile girls at school) so many times at school girls were convinced I was gay. Great for killing your chances in your local area.

*edit* I just spelt "dries" as "drys". Jesus.

JetOptimus23 wrote:

Stormer wrote:I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?

We have a sense of humor. But it dissapears when you mess with Texas. Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.

My friend Rachel was talking about a zit she thought she had, and UNFORTUNATLEY i was listening to the TWINCAST. As she was talking about it to some of her other friends, when i was looking her way. I reacted to some news by blurting out "THAT'S HUGE!"

Luckily i explained to her in time.

Awwww, I don't tease unless there's love behind it!
You know, lots of Texans are moving to Colorado these days...I'm thinking our economy must not be so bad either (?).

Stormer wrote:

JetOptimus23 wrote:

Stormer wrote:I've made similar jokes to people from Texas. Where's their sense of humor?

We have a sense of humor. But it dissapears when you mess with Texas. Also, our economy is in better shape than most of the rest of the country.

My friend Rachel was talking about a zit she thought she had, and UNFORTUNATLEY i was listening to the TWINCAST. As she was talking about it to some of her other friends, when i was looking her way. I reacted to some news by blurting out "THAT'S HUGE!"

Luckily i explained to her in time.

Awwww, I don't tease unless there's love behind it!
You know, lots of Texans are moving to Colorado these days...I'm thinking our economy must not be so bad either (?).

I said MOST of the country.

Amelie wrote:Give it 20 years when the oil dries up.

Ah, but BEEF is the big thing now! Oil is a secondary export. Of course, Chuck Norris is from Texas.

Texas schmexas. Over here in Tennessee, we've got Lookout Mountain, which would mean we also have Autobot City!

Pretty much anything said by Quagmire, I have repeated at some point...

Praxus Prime wrote:Texas schmexas. Over here in Tennessee, we've got Lookout Mountain, which would mean we also have Autobot City!

yeah well here in laredo texas we have the pit!!! take that!!!
the worst thing i've ever said to a girl is not saying anything at all. my girlfriend or exgirlfriend or whatever she chooses to be treats me like crap. im just too much of a wimp to say anything.

Turns out I don't have to say anything!

So ... the other day we had our band breakup, one woman, who happens to be my sort-of-didnt-go-out-long-enough-to-really-be-considered ex made a cheesecake and brought it along.

Unfortunately she had to leave as her son was upset so she asked me to drop the cheesecake dish in the next day.

No worries ....

I took the dish home and told my family they could have the rest. Turns out, bad thing to do!

I get an e-mail at work the next day from said woman who's having a bad day and wanted some cheesecake. I told her there was none left.

... wow. She became, in her own words, "f****ing p***ed off". I didn't bother replying, though I took the dish to her work at lunch time to give to her. Got the cold shoulder treatment I did!

She also un-friended me from Facebook.

Oh and yeah, all that happened on my birthday. Did she give me birthday wishes? NOPE!

I've since had a few brief words with her and apparently it was "not my right to decide who could eat the cheesecake".