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Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:16 pm
by victoryconvoy
Evil_the_Nub wrote:I have a bad habit of stupidly NOT saying anything. Like today for example, I like goth chicks and there was a gothish girl I ran into on the bus from work. Once I got to the transfer hub I wait where the next bus I had to take parks and she comes over and stands right next to me, so I assume she's getting on the same bus. Then another bus arrives and she gets on that bus instead. That's when I realized she must have been subtly trying to get my attention.:BANG_HEAD:




just say a little not a lot chicks dig it when you are a man of mistery. btw go get a edger allen poe book the next time you are at the bus stop goth girls dig that kind of stuff and try to look brooding and kind of like avampire with the light skin and spickey hair lood luck bro :grin: :grin: :grin:

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:56 pm
by Evil_the_Nub
victoryconvoy wrote:
Evil_the_Nub wrote:I have a bad habit of stupidly NOT saying anything. Like today for example, I like goth chicks and there was a gothish girl I ran into on the bus from work. Once I got to the transfer hub I wait where the next bus I had to take parks and she comes over and stands right next to me, so I assume she's getting on the same bus. Then another bus arrives and she gets on that bus instead. That's when I realized she must have been subtly trying to get my attention.:BANG_HEAD:




just say a little not a lot chicks dig it when you are a man of mistery. btw go get a edger allen poe book the next time you are at the bus stop goth girls dig that kind of stuff and try to look brooding and kind of like avampire with the light skin and spickey hair lood luck bro :grin: :grin: :grin:

I wear a long black coat that's red on the inside, I think that's what caught her attention in the first place.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 2:54 pm
by Praxus Prime
Evil_the_Nub wrote:I wear a long black coat that's red on the inside, I think that's what caught her attention in the first place.

Now you just need to grow your hair out, dye it white, use the deepest voice you can, and get an mp3 player and get the "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night" soundtrack! :D

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2011 3:34 pm
by Burn
Nutty chick I posted about a while ago?

Texts me on the weekend asking me if I have her presents for this week (Valentine's day and birthday).

Suffice to say she got nothing for Valentine's and won't be getting anything for her birthday, unless she'd like her gift of abuse she gave me on my birthday back.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:53 am
by GEEWUN
Last year, a really ugly, fat, abomination of a girl asked me what a boner feels like....

That ranks up pretty high on the dumb things a girl has ever said to me....

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:55 pm
by Praxus Prime
GEEWUN wrote:Last year, a really ugly, fat, abomination of a girl asked me what a boner feels like....

That ranks up pretty high on the dumb things a girl has ever said to me....


Such the gentleman... :lol:

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:51 pm
by prowl123
I'll get kicked off of Seibertron for saying it, but it involved french fries.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:40 am
by Treetop Maximus
Aluus wrote:I think the dumbest thing a guy can say to a woman these days is "I do."


You, sir, have earned yourself 1 internet.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:02 pm
by chrisc4
after cheating on me and leaving me for another dude, my fiancee tells me she cant trust me. 8-}

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:09 pm
by Rodimus Prime
chrisc4 wrote:after cheating on me and leaving me for another dude, my fiancee tells me she cant trust me. 8-}


Been there. Repeatedly. But after a few failed relationships I think I finally learned. I'm 29 and I'm getting tired of "playing the game." I don't know why women enjoy it, but I think it's really detrimental to relationships and society as a whole. I guess it's to make sure that the other person is really worth it, but it's still something that does more harm than good. I'm young compared to some people, but the way my last relationship ended, I'm really thinking about just looking out for myself from now on. Being alone sucks, but is companionship worth the possible and eventual pain of being emotionally destroyed?

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:31 pm
by Treetop Maximus
Rodimus Prime wrote:
chrisc4 wrote:after cheating on me and leaving me for another dude, my fiancee tells me she cant trust me. 8-}


Been there. Repeatedly. But after a few failed relationships I think I finally learned. I'm 29 and I'm getting tired of "playing the game." I don't know why women enjoy it, but I think it's really detrimental to relationships and society as a whole. I guess it's to make sure that the other person is really worth it, but it's still something that does more harm than good. I'm young compared to some people, but the way my last relationship ended, I'm really thinking about just looking out for myself from now on. Being alone sucks, but is companionship worth the possible and eventual pain of being emotionally destroyed?


No, it's not. Staying single is the right thing to do. We're in no danger of naturally going extinct anytime soon, so why not just stay alone?

And yeah, these little games are total bull. Especially "hard to get". It amazes me that people think that game is helpful.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:42 pm
by Evil_the_Nub
Rodimus Prime wrote:
chrisc4 wrote:after cheating on me and leaving me for another dude, my fiancee tells me she cant trust me. 8-}


Been there. Repeatedly. But after a few failed relationships I think I finally learned. I'm 29 and I'm getting tired of "playing the game." I don't know why women enjoy it, but I think it's really detrimental to relationships and society as a whole. I guess it's to make sure that the other person is really worth it, but it's still something that does more harm than good. I'm young compared to some people, but the way my last relationship ended, I'm really thinking about just looking out for myself from now on. Being alone sucks, but is companionship worth the possible and eventual pain of being emotionally destroyed?

That sounds like me minus the relationship part. Somehow I always skip that and go straight to the breakup.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 3:57 pm
by Rodimus Prime
It's just that I don't get it. Why can't a woman keep liking the man she fell for in the first place? Why does she have to change him to be what she thinks is best? I know some guys who've worked really hard in their own lives and in relationships and gotten the women they wanted, and kept them. I used to call those guys lucky, but I don't anymore, because they aren't lucky, they're just rewarded for their hard work. My problem is that it seems I can't get a woman who appreciates that. I've always caught the ones who want more, more and more. Frustrating.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 6:53 pm
by chrisc4
Rodimus Prime wrote:
chrisc4 wrote:after cheating on me and leaving me for another dude, my fiancee tells me she cant trust me. 8-}


Been there. Repeatedly. But after a few failed relationships I think I finally learned. I'm 29 and I'm getting tired of "playing the game." I don't know why women enjoy it, but I think it's really detrimental to relationships and society as a whole. I guess it's to make sure that the other person is really worth it, but it's still something that does more harm than good. I'm young compared to some people, but the way my last relationship ended, I'm really thinking about just looking out for myself from now on. Being alone sucks, but is companionship worth the possible and eventual pain of being emotionally destroyed?


being alone does suck. i'm only 19 so i have my whole life ahead of me. she was my first for everything, but she made her decision. i dont think all girls are like that. you just have to find the right one.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:20 am
by Rodimus Prime
chrisc4 wrote:i dont think all girls are like that. you just have to find the right one.


Oh yeah, I'm not trying to pass judgment on women in general, nor have I lost my faith in them. It's just a little disconcerting to me that I have yet to find a healthy long-term relationship even if it didn't work out in the end. I'm almost 30, and I figured I would have had one by now. Oh well.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:33 pm
by transgeek2345
hahahaha.....after reading a couple of these "relationship" stories i am beginning to think us geeks aren't fit to be in relationships.... :lol: .......but i think its usually just are taste in girls/woman.....i think we shouldn't look to settle (i mean come on there are such things as friends with benefits)....im young though so i have my life ahead of me....but sometimes a guy cant always be to nice to a girl or else they feel empowered and then they'll start to walk all over you....be nice of course because no girl loves an ass but let them know that you are a man who deserves as much respects as he gives.....i've been in dumb s#$%t like this and this is because i was too nice of a guy.....after my last ex i changed a lot.....she calls me an ass but that's only because i stick up for myself now unlike the weak feeble me from before.... :evil: ..lifes tough and in order to get respect you sometimes have to lay the law....and put on a little muscle mass.... ;) ... :lol: nah just kidding but you really just have to know where to look..... :x

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:25 am
by Blast Cannon
I was once dating a smoking hot girl. Things were going great and we were getting along really well; we seemed to like a lot of the same things, laughed at the same crummy jokes, the sex was fantastic... I was starting to think I was on to a winner!

Then we got on to the subject of politics...

"I have no problem with immigrants, but you have to admit that a lot of the problems in this country starts with them... why can't they just **** off back to their own AIDs riddled country?"

Yeah, things were wonderful up to that point. The xenophobic aspect of her personality aside, she was pretty perfect!

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:53 am
by Rodimus Prime
Just curious, who said it?

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:02 am
by Blast Cannon
Rodimus Prime wrote:Just curious, who said it?


She did, of course.

She came from a very deprived area where a lot of immigrants had settled.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:57 am
by Rodimus Prime
Blast Cannon wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Just curious, who said it?


She did, of course.

She came from a very deprived area where a lot of immigrants had settled.


Thought so. And I guess she blames every economic problem on them, right? Regarding the immigration situation here in the United States, especially Mexicans, I must say much stricter rules should be implemented. It would definitely clear up some issues that may or may not arise with the arrival of illegal immigrants.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:08 am
by Blast Cannon
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Blast Cannon wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Just curious, who said it?


She did, of course.

She came from a very deprived area where a lot of immigrants had settled.


Thought so. And I guess she blames every economic problem on them, right? Regarding the immigration situation here in the United States, especially Mexicans, I must say much stricter rules should be implemented. It would definitely clear up some issues that may or may not arise with the arrival of illegal immigrants.


Well, social issues are very easily blamed on immigration by some people. But hey ho...

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:50 am
by Rodimus Prime
I needed a laugh, so I read through this trainwreck again...

Why the f**k did I use red font? I'm an idiot...

Anyway...necrobump. We have to scare Madeus away from girls, while he's still uncorrupted. >:oP

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:20 pm
by Madeus Prime
Rodimus Prime wrote:I needed a laugh, so I read through this trainwreck again...

Why the f**k did I use red font? I'm an idiot...

Anyway...necrobump. We have to scare Madeus away from girls, while he's still uncorrupted. >:oP


Oh dear god, this has been possibly the most entertaining threads I've read in months!!

I have not laughed like this since that Whose Line is it Anyway marathon on thanksgiving!

As for my stories...not much, as I've never been on an actual date, something I'm hoping to rectify as soon as school starts up again, really cute girl I met (and she didn't scream at my photocomic!), but fortunately I'm pretty awkwardly charming (think Matt Smith) and polite.

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:24 pm
by Rodimus Prime
Madeus Prime wrote:I have not laughed like this since that Whose Line is it Anyway marathon on thanksgiving!
Did it have the episode with Richard Simmons? That sh*t was hilarious! :lol:

Re: Stupid things we've said to women, or them to us

PostPosted: Thu Jan 01, 2015 2:39 pm
by Madeus Prime
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Madeus Prime wrote:I have not laughed like this since that Whose Line is it Anyway marathon on thanksgiving!
Did it have the episode with Richard Simmons? That sh*t was hilarious! :lol:

Yes, yes I have. It's flat out one of my favorite comedy shows of all time. I wish I could find them on disk or for streaming. Even the new ones, with some girl from a talk show hosting it, are fantastic, she's no Drew Carrey, but still great.