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Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Ouroboros » Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:28 am

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
Right, I've really not been that active lately, and I'm guessing that the main reason for that is that every now and then I'll log on, throw some of my Cons in a mission, and reap the benefits.

No matter what time I'm on, I seem to be consistently winning due to outnumbering the opposition. I wanted to work on a fanfic for some time, and write up my team's bios, but with little motivation, they've been put on the back-burner.

I need inspiration to fight, and you're going to give it to me!

Therefore, I hearby offer myself up to any and all opposition who wish to knock me down a notch. Hell, I like winning, but I really don't like consistently winning without challenge, I even won't complain about losing as long as it's glorious and honourable.

So here are the rules:
1) You must statis-lock my entire team not once, but twice! With the offer of a 100,000 energon award! (because I may need it later, but I'm not going to miss it now (Talk about burning bridges :P )).
2) I don't want to be outnumbered of course, that's not fun, so this is where my fellow Cons come in, You can only claim a kill if you DO NOT outnumber the opposition 2 to 1, so if there are 2 cons and 5 bots and you beat me down, sorry, doesn't count, make it something you can brag about afterwards!
3) Cons, there is a bonus 50,000 energon for the person who assists me the most in missions, that doesn't mean being in as many as possible, but rather taking down the opposition, repairing me, etc. Don't forget to brag about those to earn some quick cash! (just braging about killing participants in other missions will also count, cause it will amuse me!)
4) Similarly, The person who kills my team members the most will also get a bonus 50,000 energon, as an incentive, this will exclude the winner, so it will roll down to the person best fitting the requirements!

My overall goal is simply to participate on HMW a little more, and this seems like a fun way of doing it. Just remember, you can knock me down as much as you want, but can you brag about it afterwards?

Let's begin! (after mission No. 249300)

Side Note: Could one of the mods facilitate in the transaction of monies to opposing factions whe the time comes, thanks!
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:32 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
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if i can find you, i'll hunt you to the ends of cyberspace.
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Ouroboros » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:04 pm

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
Glad to hear of some competition!

I'll try to be on when possible, so if a few more people sign up, I'll start posting my whereabouts as I deploy my guys!

I also just realised that I miscalculated my energon reserves when I wrote the prizes down. Badly. But I'll cross that bridge when i get to it (might need to partake in some other tourney's then :P )!
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Name_Violation » Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:10 pm

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
the energon isn't an issue. i need some good sport. been lookin for a friendly rivalry with someone. hell come and find me if wou dare :P :wink:
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:06 pm

I shall assist your suicide.

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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Burn » Tue Dec 02, 2008 1:45 am

Fear not young Hollow One for I shall stand beside you and back you up waffle waffle blah blah blah .... oooooo shiney object! *chases after it*
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Redimus GTS » Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:03 am

Motto: "Better than Michael Bay..."
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Burn wrote:Fear not young Hollow One for I shall stand beside you and back you up waffle waffle blah blah blah .... oooooo shiney object! *chases after it*


The glory of the Decepticon Empire shines on still.
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Burn » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:12 am

Fearless Echoes wrote:
Burn wrote:Fear not young Hollow One for I shall stand beside you and back you up waffle waffle blah blah blah .... oooooo shiney object! *chases after it*


The glory of the Decepticon Empire shines on still.


STAY AWAY FROM MY SHINEY OBJECT!

And my lawn!

Damn kids.
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Name_Violation » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:27 am

Motto: "It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
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*on burns lawn on burns lawn hehehehehhe*
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Psychout » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:41 am

Motto: "The Blackest Night Falls from the skies,
The darkness grows as all light dies,
We crave your hearts and your Demise
by my Black Hand-- --The Dead shall rise!"
Weapon: Sniper Rifle
*unleashes the hounds on Name_Violation*

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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Ouroboros » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:42 am

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
Here's some missions to whet anyone's appetite at the moment:

Baldr
Odinn
Mani
Vili
Ullr
Ve

About 10 mins for each.
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Nickolai » Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:36 am

Weapon: Battle Blades
One down, five to go. Then lather rinse repeat amirite?

You ate this, by the way.
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Ouroboros » Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:11 am

Motto: "Embrace the cycle of life. Always beginning, always ending."
Weapon: Electric Cannon
Nickolai wrote:One down, five to go. Then lather rinse repeat amirite?


Unfortunately not, it's statis my team twice over, but recording as many kills against them as possible can also win you prizes too. If I ever get the energon for it soon enough. Just remember that I can't be outnumbered 2 to 1 or the kill isn't counted, the Autobot way of bum-rushing every mission is annoying, so this is a minor countermeasure against it.
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Venomous Prime » Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:16 pm

Motto: "You don't know peace until you've had suffering"
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How are you going to give whoever wins the prize money?

Can't you only donate energon to players on your own side?
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Loki God Of Mischief » Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:07 pm

OS promised that the Mod panel will be up this weekend. He won't let us down after promising that.
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Re: Target Practice: Care to take me out?

Postby Lord Gothika » Fri Dec 05, 2008 6:44 am

Weapon: Twin Swords
Ah, Hollow, why did you not tell me about this earlier. I've been waiting to murderise your team, and I get paid if I do so, Christmas has come early.


Glad to see you getting back on the boards mate.
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