Overwatch wrote: Psychout wrote:
I like this guy. How about a franchise of WarPorn Industries?
4 great careers to chose from, and it won't cost much...
What exactly would the running of said franchise entail?
Do I get any benefits? Shares in Warporn Industries perhaps? A position on the board of directors?
Meh, those are just minor details and it doesn't involve much whilst you are still alive.
Ignore the part written in the weird ink (it's no one you know) about ownership of your spark when you are dead (I know, those cemantics are so boring, right?) and just focus on the 347th page after the weird 'allegedly-occult' symbols (they're not important either) on line 94a it "says you will have no responsibilities, all the energon you can eat and, at the end of the war, eternal 'life' is granted as a reward to all signatories of the WarPorn Industries franchise agreement, including never having to worry about refuelling again and a immediate cessation of the irritating ageing problem."
Is that a deal-maker or what?
All you need to qualify is a willingness to kill autobots and enjoy doing it. There may be a short *ahem* medical from Mal Practice to undergo, but Fear can conduct your 'induction' straight away... (please bring a sponge)Legal notice: Side effects of 'living forever' may include the loss of higher thought functions and freewill, a few bits of rust over the millennia as you slowly decompose, possible speech impediment, mostly involving the inablility to pronounce most vowells and an eternal and unquenchable hunger for brains.
I wouldn't worry too much about being on the board of Directors though, the Master isn't a conference-calling type of entity.
The pay and stock options are good though, war profiteering is definitely a growth