- Motto: "This won't hurt me a bit."
- Weapon: Laser Scalpel
Hmmm...Megatron vs. Al Gore...I'd pay to see that one...
Al Gore: I feel your pain Megatron, but you must respect all living things for they support our own life. It's bad to destroy, can't you see this? Even if you destroy my body, you'll never destroy my spirit.
Megatron: What the hell have you been smoking? (Steps on Al Gore, making him one with the Earth he loves so much)
Al Gore: OUch! My spirit!
Scalpel...blood bucket...priest...next patient!
Would ye care fer a wee nip of scotch whiskey?
Yes I am a Cubs fan. You may pity me now.