RhA wrote:Always a fun question; what was Akira about?
Oh Noes! Tokyo takes a big nuke in the ass!
Phew it's OK though, can has Neo-Tokyo instead, yay!
Tetsuo Jealous of Kaneda, who has the aforementioned kick-ass bike. He is also smaller, and has a large forehead. Probably small penis as well.
There is some government conspiracy things.
Tetsuo gets some powers and blows some people up.
Government space cannon blows Tetsuo's arm off.
Tetsuo don't care, he build new arm!
The government do more consiracies, StoOpid government! The sheeple riot!
Mr Nezu OD's on pills.
Tetsuo smashes tanks, Kaneda shoots him, More laser pain for Tetsuo
This make Tetsuo ANGRY! Grows all big and shit spills out of his robo arm. His girlfriend ends up in a big anus and is squished. NICE.
Then Akira sort of comes back and buckwheats Tetsuo. Or something. Then comes reealy small and falls into Kaneda's hand.
Kaneda drives off into the sunset, his cool bike is broken BUT STILL WORKS KINDA!
Plus he now has a chick as well. TEH END