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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:03 pm

Oh wow. And here I thought our President was a red headed unmarried athiest female Prime Minister who has a hidden talent for stabbing other members of her political party in the back.

Of course she's not the only one who announced they were moving to Australia because Obama got back in. And it was pointed out to those people that we have ridiculous over the top gun laws and the only way to defend ourselves from the native wildlife is by throwing foreigners at them.

The Australian Government has now chartered a number of planes to pick up those Americans wishing to "move" to Australia.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Wigglez » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:10 pm

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The only reason I'd want to move to Australia is so I can be light-weight champion of kangaroo boxing.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Fri Nov 09, 2012 9:40 pm

Vir, one of the original guys who built the HMW game actually made his own boxing kangaroo game. It was fun for a while.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:42 am

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I just found out about this and I couldn't laugh any harder. :lol: :lol: :lol: Did you know about this Burn?


Who is this woman and why is she allowed in the gene pool?
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Banjo-Tron » Sat Nov 10, 2012 2:58 am

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RhA wrote:
Who is this woman and why is she allowed in the gene pool?


Because she's got big bangers worth motorboating.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:48 am

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Banjo-Tron wrote:
RhA wrote:
Who is this woman and why is she allowed in the gene pool?


Because she's got big bangers worth motorboating.


Sold.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Sat Nov 10, 2012 4:42 am

I just discovered Voltron Defender of the Universe on ABC3. I had no idea this was on tv anymore.

SCORE!
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Rodimus Prime » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:08 am

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Burn wrote:I just discovered Voltron Defender of the Universe


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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Wigglez » Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:57 am

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I've always doubted that Voltron is capable of defending the entire universe.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Heavy B » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:26 am

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hey, im back. Sorrta.Ive been layed up in the hospital for the past 7 weeks and just managed to get my laptop in. be honest, you missed me
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Wigglez » Sat Nov 10, 2012 9:45 am

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Heavy B wrote:hey, im back. Sorrta.Ive been layed up in the hospital for the past 7 weeks and just managed to get my laptop in. be honest, you missed me

If you read back, you have been mentioned. What's the reason for the hospital?
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:19 am

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Heavy B wrote:hey, im back. Sorrta.Ive been layed up in the hospital for the past 7 weeks and just managed to get my laptop in. be honest, you missed me


Who are you again?
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Heavy B » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:53 am

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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:55 am

Motto: "BRING ME DANGER!"
So how did you deal with the hospital after no doubt fighting that bear and saving those babies from that burning hospital?
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Heavy B » Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:57 am

Motto: "The best weapon isn't one you never have to fire, It's the one you only have to fire once."
Weapon: Gattling Gun
Wigglez wrote:
Heavy B wrote:hey, im back. Sorrta.Ive been layed up in the hospital for the past 7 weeks and just managed to get my laptop in. be honest, you missed me

If you read back, you have been mentioned. What's the reason for the hospital?

tumor on my spine
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Postby Rodimus Prime » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:15 am

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Heavy B wrote:tumor on my spine


You had surgery, then? Did you have to wear an adult diaper? Or at least a catheter?
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Shadowman » Sat Nov 10, 2012 11:19 am

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Heavy B wrote:hey, im back. Sorrta.Ive been layed up in the hospital for the past 7 weeks and just managed to get my laptop in. be honest, you missed me


They told you gerbils aren't supposed to go in there. They told you, man, but you did it anyway.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:06 pm

Motto: "BRING ME DANGER!"
I hope you realise the jokes substitute complex feelings no one here knows how to deal with.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:35 pm

RhA wrote:I hope you realise the jokes substitute complex feelings no one here knows how to deal with.


*hugs RhA*
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Shadowman » Sat Nov 10, 2012 1:48 pm

Motto: "May God have mercy on my enemies, because I sure as hell won't."
Burn wrote:
RhA wrote:I hope you realise the jokes substitute complex feelings no one here knows how to deal with.


*hugs RhA*


You and RhA, huh Burn? That makes a lot of sense. The writing was all over the walls.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Heavy B » Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:09 pm

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Heavy B wrote:tumor on my spine


You had surgery, then? Did you have to wear an adult diaper? Or at least a catheter?

catheter. not bad actually
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Wigglez » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:40 pm

Motto: "I refuse to breathe the breath of the failure!"
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So I'm at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up i
n the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

And Automale. What!? :BOWDOWN:
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Shadowman » Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:58 pm

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Holy Skywalker, dude, the future is now.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:22 pm

Wigglez wrote:So I'm at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up i
n the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.


Old joke is old.

But still funny.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Wigglez » Sun Nov 11, 2012 2:56 am

Motto: "I refuse to breathe the breath of the failure!"
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But that robot arm. I'm surprised It's just now coming out. And the guy uses it by flexing certain muscles in his arm. I was expecting the Full Metal Alchemist way by amplifying nerves but I guess that's a bit too advanced for our time.
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