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[Heavy B]

tumor on my spine

You had surgery, then? Did you have to wear an adult diaper? Or at least a catheter?

catheter. not bad actually

[Wigglez]

So I'm at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up i
n the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

And Automale. What!?
http://sourcefednews.com/terminator-arm ... etic-ever/

[Shadowman]

And Automale. What!?
http://sourcefednews.com/terminator-arm ... etic-ever/

Holy Skywalker, dude, the future is now.

[Burn]

So I'm at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog food for my dog. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up i
n the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten......sive care with tubes coming out of every orifice and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

Old joke is old.

But still funny.

[Wigglez]

But that robot arm. I'm surprised It's just now coming out. And the guy uses it by flexing certain muscles in his arm. I was expecting the Full Metal Alchemist way by amplifying nerves but I guess that's a bit too advanced for our time.

[RhA]

My butt itches and I'm too lazy to scratch.

[Rodimus Prime]

I'm never too lazy to scratch the ol' brown eye. At work, in the grocery store, at the movies, in bed, in the shower. I think the only exception is when I'm pinching a loaf.

Also:

[Banjo-Tron]

I see your bum and raise you this one.



Best music video evarrrrr.

[Rodimus Prime]

The 1st half was pretty good.

[Heavy B]

forget the fridge, just get the beer