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[chuckdawg1999]

I'm Catholic. I wonder if that makes me eligible to be Pope.

Hmmm... Rodimus Pope. Pope Rod I. Those sound good. I gotta think of more...

Yes it does. you don't have to be clergy to be Pope. Now if you'll excuse me I have a resume to update. Daddy has a gold hat in his future.

[BeastProwl]

Dafuq wiff deeze gold-ass hats!?

[RhA]

So if anything's going to convert you it's going to be a rod huh?

No surprises there, I guess.

[Banjo-Tron]

Dafuq wiff deeze gold-ass hats!?

I think it goes like this - Jesus (if you choose to believe he existed) was a humble man who didn't believe in material posessions and distributed his wealth and helped the poor whenever he could. He would give his sermons in crowded marketplaces or wherever was necessary, and would stand in and amongst his people.

Then a bunch of greedy Italians decided to honour this by building huge, ornate and gaudy cathedrals, stockpiling gold and money, making everyone attend church and give them more money, so they could give their pontiff a hat made out of gold. The vatican has its own government, police force and an inestimatable amount of wealth. But it's ok because they occasionally throw loaves of bread at AIDS sufferers. Jesus would be proud.

[Mindmaster]

Anyone else feel freaked out by this? Or am I the only one whose man card needs to be revoked?

[Shadowman]

Jesus (if you choose to believe he existed)

Actually, fun fact about Jesus, there's no reason to believe he didn't exist. Whether he was the Messiah and Son of God, though, is a different story.

[Banjo-Tron]

Jesus (if you choose to believe he existed)

Actually, fun fact about Jesus, there's no reason to believe he didn't exist. Whether he was the Messiah and Son of God, though, is a different story.

Yeah I meant the whole 'son of god' thing. He probably did exist, and was just an eloquent jewish dude, a progressive thinking sort who liked to hang around with drunks and whores. A bit like me really (the drunks and whores bit) so maybe I should throw my gold hat into he ring as well.

[Nemesis Maximo]

Anyone else feel freaked out by this? Or am I the only one whose man card needs to be revoked?

Is...is that...Pikachu?

[BeastProwl]

Yes that is pikachu, and that isn't remotely creepy.

[Mindmaster]

Anyone else feel freaked out by this? Or am I the only one whose man card needs to be revoked?

Is...is that...Pikachu?