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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby d_sel1 » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:41 am

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Banjo-Tron wrote:I thought the 2 brothers were Chechen? My friend's brother was beheaded by Chechen separatists.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/special_repo ... 233329.stm


My sympathies, Banjo-tron :(

On to less serious things:
While on the adjustment theme, I usually try to move to a more discrete area, also it is a good time for a bathroom break.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Banjo-Tron » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:59 am

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I'm pretty much invisible to women at 35 now, so I kind of don't care anymore. I used to worry about adjusting myself in public, and buying nice labels and crap like that. It's liberating to not give 2 shits what people think.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Rodimus Prime » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:12 am

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Banjo-Tron wrote:I'm pretty much invisible to women at 35 now, so I kind of don't care anymore. I used to worry about adjusting myself in public, and buying nice labels and crap like that. It's liberating to not give 2 shits what people think.


Exactly. Except I'm 30.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Banjo-Tron » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:17 am

Motto: "My banjo is everything; defeat is ukelele"
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Banjo-Tron wrote:I'm pretty much invisible to women at 35 now, so I kind of don't care anymore. I used to worry about adjusting myself in public, and buying nice labels and crap like that. It's liberating to not give 2 shits what people think.


Exactly. Except I'm 30.


Men are OK until they are about 25 because we are attractive to MILFs and college girls at that age. Just about young and relevant enough. Then you have to wait until you are at least 40 to have a chance with hot divorcees and those weird college girls who have daddy issues.

Anything inbetween, you might as well get your dong out in public and start fapping.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Wigglez » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:15 am

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Banjo-Tron wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:
Banjo-Tron wrote:I'm pretty much invisible to women at 35 now, so I kind of don't care anymore. I used to worry about adjusting myself in public, and buying nice labels and crap like that. It's liberating to not give 2 shits what people think.


Exactly. Except I'm 30.


Men are OK until they are about 25 because we are attractive to MILFs and college girls at that age. Just about young and relevant enough. Then you have to wait until you are at least 40 to have a chance with hot divorcees and those weird college girls who have daddy issues.

Anything inbetween, you might as well get your dong out in public and start fapping.

I'm 24 now. But in a couple of years, I'll hold you to this.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:17 am

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I'm 31 and appearantly am doing well in the female department. I was in a steady relationship for 11 years and never even knew the fun there is to be had out there.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Nemesis Maximo » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:52 am

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RhA wrote:I'm 31 and appearantly am doing well in the female department. I was in a steady relationship for 11 years and never even knew the fun there is to be had out there.

Absolutely. Adjusting one's balls is the most freeing experience.

You weren't talking about that, we're you.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:21 pm

Nemesis Maximo wrote:Adjusting one's balls is the most freeing experience.


Wait ... you're trying to convince us you're speaking from experience? Image
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby MasterSoundBlaster » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:25 pm

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Wow. Maximo has such a great sense of humor. Most people would have cussed out and rage quitted from the thread by now.

Thanks for being quite the sport Maximo.
I am not a GEEWUNNER...I just really like homeages

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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:30 pm

Motto: "BRING ME DANGER!"
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
RhA wrote:I'm 31 and appearantly am doing well in the female department. I was in a steady relationship for 11 years and never even knew the fun there is to be had out there.

Absolutely. Adjusting one's balls is the most freeing experience.

You weren't talking about that, we're you.


No, but I can always START talking about my balls.

One hangs lower than the other.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Nemesis Maximo » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:10 pm

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MasterSoundBlaster wrote:Wow. Maximo has such a great sense of humor. Most people would have cussed out and rage quitted from the thread by now.

Thanks for being quite the sport Maximo.

F--- you, f--- you, you're cool, f--- you. I'm out.

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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Praxus Prime » Wed Apr 24, 2013 6:26 pm

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RhA wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
RhA wrote:I'm 31 and appearantly am doing well in the female department. I was in a steady relationship for 11 years and never even knew the fun there is to be had out there.

Absolutely. Adjusting one's balls is the most freeing experience.

You weren't talking about that, we're you.


No, but I can always START talking about my balls.

One hangs lower than the other.


Mine are schweddy. They're also bigger than you'd expect.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Nemesis Maximo » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:19 pm

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Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby MasterSoundBlaster » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:08 pm

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Nemesis Maximo wrote:Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

Dammit max! I was gonna say that!
I am not a GEEWUNNER...I just really like homeages

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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Praxus Prime » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:52 pm

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:APPLAUSE:
Nemesis Maximo, you're A-okay in my book.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:59 pm

Motto: "BRING ME DANGER!"
Praxus Prime wrote:
RhA wrote:
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
RhA wrote:I'm 31 and appearantly am doing well in the female department. I was in a steady relationship for 11 years and never even knew the fun there is to be had out there.

Absolutely. Adjusting one's balls is the most freeing experience.

You weren't talking about that, we're you.


No, but I can always START talking about my balls.

One hangs lower than the other.


Mine are schweddy. They're also bigger than you'd expect.

Oddly, I had no previous expectation of your balls.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Thu Apr 25, 2013 12:47 am

Praxus Prime wrote::APPLAUSE:
Nemesis Maximo, you're A-okay in my book.


I think he's more of a D-
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Banjo-Tron » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:07 am

Motto: "My banjo is everything; defeat is ukelele"
If you sit on a bed naked you will see that your balls move on their own. Balls are strange things. Also, my Chinese hamster had such proportionally huge balls he could sit on them like they were a stool. :michaelbay:
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Burn » Thu Apr 25, 2013 2:40 am

... still not the strangest post I've read on these forums.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Nemesis Maximo » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:40 am

Motto: "Zounds! A sarsparilla swimming hole! Last one in's a freemason!"
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Banjo-Tron wrote:If you sit on a bed naked you will see that your balls move on their own.

:shock:
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Praxus Prime » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:07 am

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Burn wrote:
Praxus Prime wrote::APPLAUSE:
Nemesis Maximo, you're A-okay in my book.


I think he's more of a D-

Hmmm... probably. I'll compromise. C+ because of the quote. Moving on.

That hamster... Was it a baby tanooki, perhaps?
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Banjo-Tron » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:05 am

Motto: "My banjo is everything; defeat is ukelele"
Nemesis Maximo wrote:
Banjo-Tron wrote:If you sit on a bed naked you will see that your balls move on their own.

:shock:

bet you will try it later though. Report back in the morning good sir.

Regarding the Hamster, no, he was a full-grown Chinese. He is in the photo below (unfeasibly large testicles not pictured)

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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Rodimus Prime » Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:35 am

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Banjo-Tron wrote: Also, my Chinese hamster had such proportionally huge balls he could sit on them like they were a stool. :michaelbay:


1 way male rats show dominance to other male rats is by biting the other rat's balls. Talk about mixed signals...
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby RhA » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:25 am

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Banjo-Tron wrote:If you sit on a bed naked you will see that your balls move on their own. Balls are strange things.


What.
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Re: The Manliest Thread On Seibertron - A Home for Guys Looking to Be Manly

Postby Banjo-Tron » Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:50 am

Motto: "My banjo is everything; defeat is ukelele"
RhA wrote:
Banjo-Tron wrote:If you sit on a bed naked you will see that your balls move on their own. Balls are strange things.


What.


try it. as long as your balls are resting on something and not dangling, you will notice that they move.
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