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[Archanubis]

Decepticon Intelligence Archive File #84070

Looks like you just copied and pasted the file# for Gigabite. There was method in my madness regarding those numbers.

[Archanubis]

A bio for a new character I've created, Riptide:

Name: Riptide
Allegiance: Decepticon
Sub-Group: Eisen Dragoon
Function: Littoral and River Warfare
Transformation: Motor Torpedo Gunboat
“Run silent, strike hard, and get out fast.”

Profile: Autobot outposts along the rivers and coasts of various worlds aren’t safe when Riptide is on patrol. These environments are this stealthy Decepticon’s specialty, and she carries out her duties silently and to the fullest extent to her abilities. Her favorite and most effective tactic is to cruise silently as close to her target as she can, unleash the full onslaught of her arsenal, and then speed away before a counterattack can be mounted. These hit and run tactics often serve to unsettle the defenders, even if they don’t cause a great deal of damage, making it easier for the main force to overrun the position. For Riptide, attacking targets in or near shallow water is easy – it’s deep water she has problems with. She’s has an innate fear of deep water and will rarely enter any body where she can’t see the bottom. She’ll only enter such areas when she has no other choice, and even then it’s at full throttle. Despite a battery of tests, diagnostics, and research into her history, no one’s been able to determine the cause of this phobia. This fear only seems to abate when she’s paired up with a Decepticon who specializes in deep water operations, but only slightly. In fact, in such cases, her nervousness seems to refocus on the question of whether or not her partner will abandon her – not an unreasonable fear, give the less than altruistic motives of the average Decepticon. The only Decepticon who she seems to trust implicitly – or at least more than most – is her teammate Sea Wolf, who is also one of the few she gets along with outside of a combat setting, despite his perceived habits.

Abilities: In boat mode, Riptide is one of the fastest Transformers on the water, capable of reaching speeds of up to 40 knots in a straight path. Highly maneuverable, she can make extremely tight turns at high speed, making her a difficult and unpredictable opponent. Her hull draws less than three feet, allowing her to move in closer to shore and further up rivers that her comrades with larger water-going modes. The hull is also constructed out of a material that absorbs most sensor transmissions, reducing her return signature significantly. Her engines are equipped with special mufflers that reduce their ambient noise level when idle, helping her mask her position and listen for any enemies that might be nearby. For her size, she’s one of the most heavily armed Decepticons out there, making her just as capable of attack as she is at evasion. She’s equipped with a pair of dirge cannons on the bow of her hull in ship mode and on her back in robot mode that can blow a hole in the hull of a medium sized dreadnaught. The sides of her boat cabin and arms of her robot mode are outfitted with disruptor rifles that can punch through thin armor like it was paper and scramble the internal electronics of an opponent. She can carry up to four mini-torpedoes, two under each of the stabilizer fins on her hull, specially designed to operate in shallow water and against shallow hulled vessels. She can also deploy a payload of underwater mines in her wake; these mines are triggered when an unfamiliar spark signature passes them. In robot mode, she can operate at depths of up to 1500 meters and is surprisingly agile in this environment.

Weakness: Riptide’s fear of deep water is so entrenched that there is often very little anyone can do to coax her out of the shallows. Having Sea Wolf or another submariner around can help, but even then she’ll want to get back to element as fast as possible. She carries very little armor on her superstructure, especially along her hull. This is a weight saving measure that allows her to achieve her incredible speed, but it makes her vulnerable to even medium arms fire. She also has to be careful about turning while at high speed; if she turns too fast and too tightly she can capsize, exposing the unprotected underside of her hull. She can offset this vulnerability by deploying a set of stabilizing fins, but too much stress can cause even these to break.

[Treetop Maximus]

Skystretcher
DDoS
Framebreaker
Publicstreaker
Steelreign
Jehuty Drone
Treetop Maximus (Yeah, I made myself. Problem?)
Terraquake
Steamhammer (This is my porn name.)

Featured profile:
Skystretcher
To call Skystretcher a nerd would be inaccurate. He prefers to think of himself as "a socially impaired lover of technology". He has a few friends, but he spends most of his time surfing the internet in search of noobs to troll. Skystretcher had an unfortunate past. He was once a total noob fanboy going by the name of Technotube, proclaiming the awesomeness of anime, especially Gundam SEED. But then he ran into something horrible... A shock image. Forever changed by what he saw, Technotube developed a fondness for stretchy things and changed his name accordingly. Skystretcher then joined the ranks of Anonymous, dwelling in the dark depths of /b/. He has learned many things about hacking, cats, and the human anatomy. A seasoned (read: jaded) internet user, Skystretcher isn't afraid to run into a shock image. He practically welcomes it. Sometimes he even e-mails one to his good friend DDoS.

[Name_Violation]

CLONED SPARK: HUN-GRRR

FUNCTION: LORD OF CHAOS

(from Unicrons Datatrax)

Unicron: (Narrating) He was the baddest motherf#cker that Bowels of Unicron had ever seen...
Colonel Mustard: Colonel H. Motherf#ckin' Mustard, holla at ya boy, I gets money!
Unicron: He trained like a beast...
Colonel Mustard: Ya'll gonna have to kick me out of this b!tch! I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!
Unicron: He was so bad, he even called me, Unicron himself, a...
Colonel Mustard: B!TCH @$$ N!66@!
Colonel Mustard: This is how you break your foot off in a motherf#cker's @$$! (He kicks through two energy hoops and smashes two circut panels) Hi-yaaah!
(Several Minnions encircle Mustard)
Colonel Mustard: Oooh! You cold-hearted n!66@ monsters gonna try to swarm on a n!66@, huh?!
(Mustard begins to beat the crap out of the minnions.)
Colonel Mustard: You just got a two-piece combo with a biscuit, ho!
Colonel Mustard: I gots me a cann-nin!! AAAAAAH!! Got ya, n!66@! I see ya, I see ya!

Unicron: Mustard, your heart of darkness has earned you a trip back, you have my blessings to exact vengance on the Autobots and to spread ignorance and chaos in the Decepticon community, they will be no match for you.
(Unicron Exhales Mustard and blasts him to Cyberton.)
Colonel Mustard: Unicron ain't sh!t! I'm gonna get you, Autobots!

Abilities: Subject possesses phenomenal physical strength and endurance, as well as great intelligence. when not focusing on his own immediate goals, he is an excellent military strategist and a fearsome soldier. In tank mode, he can convert the raw materials he runs over into projectiles, shooting them at targets like missiles. In robot mode, he wields a powerful gattling gun.

Weakness: Subjects focus on himself diminishes his focus on Decepticon goals. Subject is infuriated by organic creatures and refuses to use his tank mode's cannons on them, preferring to blast them from a distance.

[Absolute Zero]

Man... I need to watch me some Black Dynamite after reading that.

[Phaze]

Might as well haul this thread out of obscurity and introduce my newest blazer

Beartrap

[Sustain]

Might as well haul this thread out of obscurity and introduce my newest blazer

Beartrap

I read that as BarTap. hehehe

[Phaze]

Might as well haul this thread out of obscurity and introduce my newest blazer

Beartrap

I read that as BarTap. hehehe

consider that name swiped

[The Potentate]

Ok. I'm gonna throw this out here for anyone who wants to read it. Feel free to comment if you like. It still needs a little work and I'm open to ideas.

The story of how Cliffjumper became a 'Con.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... r_id=91894

[Phaze]

Ok. I'm gonna throw this out here for anyone who wants to read it. Feel free to comment if you like. It still needs a little work and I'm open to ideas.

The story of how Cliffjumper became a 'Con.

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... r_id=91894

hehe thats quality