- Motto: "This won't hurt me a bit."
- Weapon: Laser Scalpel
Normally, I would watch it with my wife as we are going through serious football withdrawal right now. But I'm playing poker today.
In fact, I'm not even sure I'm going to watch the Super Bowl. I really have no interest- especially seeing as how the winner has been decided already. The real reason though is that, even around town here, I can't remember there ever being a Super Bowl that people really have cared less about. Seriously, I hope there's hockey on to watch...
Scalpel...blood bucket...priest...next patient!
Would ye care fer a wee nip of scotch whiskey?
Yes I am a Cubs fan. You may pity me now.