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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby Va'al » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:28 am

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njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.


I think you just won the thread. :lol:
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby Dead Metal » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:30 am

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Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.


I think you just won the thread. :lol:

I think he has, nothing beats insane troll logic! :shock:
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby njb902 » Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:42 am

Dead Metal wrote:
Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.


I think you just won the thread. :lol:

I think he has, nothing beats insane troll logic! :shock:


That site was a great, thanks for the laugh!
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby Shadowman » Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:10 am

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njb902 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Va'al wrote:
njb902 wrote:Galvatron sounds too much like galvanized. Which is a kind of steel. Which is the name of a comic book hero. Who is black. Which is apparently bad. So listed.


I think you just won the thread. :lol:

I think he has, nothing beats insane troll logic! :shock:


That site was a great, thanks for the laugh!


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Back on topic: Starscream is a very racist name.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby Twitchythe3rd » Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:48 pm

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Wheeljack is a car. His name ends in "jack". Therefore, Wheeljack makes you want to carjack people.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby njb902 » Mon Jun 17, 2013 8:57 pm

Twitchythe3rd wrote:Wheeljack is a car. His name ends in "jack". Therefore, Wheeljack makes you want to carjack people.


Not to mention it's sexual connotation.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby BeastProwl » Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:52 pm

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Rat-trap promotes animal cruelty!
Bludgeon makes kids beat on one another with blunt objects.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby Dead Metal » Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:57 am

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Sinnertwin gets children interested in doing sinful things with their twins
Rippersnapper teaches kids it's A OK to snap and rip people apart
Triggerhappy teaches kids that shooting people is awesome
Ironhide teaches children to inject molten iron into their buts
Prowl tells girls to hang around in bars to pick up younger guys

If you rearrange Arcee's name and drop the "ees" yout get "Rac", which sounds like "rack", a word used to describe female breasts and to refer to spare ribs, which clearly promotes female cannibalization. Therefore it's on the list.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby SKYWARPED_128 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:14 am

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Shockwave teaches kids to tamper with the electrical wiring of microwave ovens in order electrocute (shock) their parents.

Huffer encourages smoking.

Bumblebee misleads kids to think that bees are friendly, emboldening them to throw stones at beehives.

Bulkhead promotes steroid abuse.

The Vehicons promote Nazism and communism, due to their identical appearance.

Hot Rod is an allusion to gayporn.

Kup is an indirect promotion for "Two Girls One Cup".

Barricade promotes riots and anti-social behavior, because you build barricades to stop the riot police from advancing!

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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby njb902 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:43 am

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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby d_sel1 » Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:37 pm

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I hope this petition is a misunderstood piece of satire ala Johnathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal."

More characters she forgot:

Megatron- Isn't a TV brand named Megatron, free advertising for those capitalist swine

Jazz- blackface

Unicron- Satan. also a racial stereotype of people of Scandinavian descent with his horned helmet

Sixshot- code word for 666

All Transformers are vehicles and the G1 dependence on energon from oil promotes global warning and plain out advertisement for the oil industy

Spike and Sparkplug- originally oil rig workers. portray the evils of BP in overtly positive light

Spike- a weapon used in the genocide campaign against the undead including vampires

TF Prime Starscream- an attempt to portray all transsexuals in a bad light

Red Alert- an character assassination of Alex Jones

All fembots (and many cartoon females) are portrayed as well shaped females thus promote negative attitude toward body image

Warpath- Tourette's syndrome stereotype

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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby SKYWARPED_128 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:27 am

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Since I've got nothing better to do right now (which is probably how that petition started, anyways)...

Ratchet teaches kids to betray their friends.

Rat = to rat someone out.

Chet = Shares 3 letters with the term "Che", which means buddy in Argentina.

So, Ratchet implies ratting out your buddy.

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Ironhide encourages illegal possession of firearms.

Iron: most guns contain some form of metal alloy.

Hide: to conceal.

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The Arcee sisters in ROTF negatively influence girls to become biker chicks, due to their alt modes and their holographic riders.

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Combiners promote sexual promiscuity, i.e. orgies.

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Junkions promote littering.

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Galvatron's alt mode is sexually suggestive (looks like a dildo)

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Reflector glamorizes the paparazzi, and encourages kids to take upskirt photos.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby RhA » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:12 am

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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby SKYWARPED_128 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:20 am

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Still got some time to kill:

Might as well drag MLP into the mess....

Pinkie Pie encourages psychotic cannibalism; baking pies stuffed with the pinkies of your victims.

Twilight Sparkle glorifies the occult. The movie Twilight is about vampires, and vampires are occult. And cults are the devil.

Applejack stereotypes Southern women.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby RhA » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:30 am

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SKYWARPED_128 wrote:Twilight Sparkle glorifies the occult. The movie Twilight is about vampires, and vampires are occult. And cults are the devil.


I think this one could actually be a complaint. I really do. I can see people getting up in arms about it.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby SKYWARPED_128 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:45 am

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RhA wrote:
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:Twilight Sparkle glorifies the occult. The movie Twilight is about vampires, and vampires are occult. And cults are the devil.


I think this one could actually be a complaint. I really do. I can see people getting up in arms about it.


After what happened with Harry Potter, I wouldn't be surprised. >:oP
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby RhA » Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:47 am

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SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
RhA wrote:
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:Twilight Sparkle glorifies the occult. The movie Twilight is about vampires, and vampires are occult. And cults are the devil.


I think this one could actually be a complaint. I really do. I can see people getting up in arms about it.


After what happened with Harry Potter, I wouldn't be surprised. >:oP

:michaelbay: My point exactly.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby BeastProwl » Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:43 am

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SKYWARPED_128 wrote:Pinkie Pie encourages psychotic cannibalism; baking pies stuffed with the pinkies of your victims.

horrifyingly enough, besides the pinkies, this is a thing...

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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby njb902 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:33 am

Can't you...... Can't you...... Can't you tryp like I do..... Oh sorry got carried away there.

Optimus Prime clearly has to go. After all he has prime in his name. Which is a classification for meat. Which comes from animals. People are animals. So if we eat meat it's like eating people. So somehow Optimus Prime equates to eating people. So listed.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby SKYWARPED_128 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:44 am

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njb902 wrote:Optimus Prime clearly has to go. After all he has prime in his name. Which is a classification for meat. Which comes from animals. People are animals. So if we eat meat it's like eating people. So somehow Optimus Prime equates to eating people. So listed.


Plus, Optimus Prime means Optimism First, teaching kids to be TOO optimistic, thus encouraging recklessness.

It all makes sense somehow...like cattle mutilations.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby JelZe GoldRabbit » Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:50 am

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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby -Kanrabat- » Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:41 pm

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BeastProwl wrote:At least according to this guy, who's obviously an expert.
http://www.petitions24.com/stop_hasbro_from_corrupting_kids_with_toys
I hate this planet.


Aw, come on! I hope you were not serious in your comment.

That guy is either a troll that try too hard, or a Cracked collumnist drafting a parody article. I was howling with laughter all the way!
Great job, whoever wrote that hillarious peice! :APPLAUSE:
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby njb902 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:18 pm

-Kanrabat- wrote:
BeastProwl wrote:At least according to this guy, who's obviously an expert.
http://www.petitions24.com/stop_hasbro_from_corrupting_kids_with_toys
I hate this planet.


Aw, come on! I hope you were not serious in your comment.

That guy is either a troll that try too hard, or a Cracked collumnist drafting a parody article. I was howling with laughter all the way!
Great job, whoever wrote that hillarious peice! :APPLAUSE:


Or it could be real.

Oh and you owe us a name and description.
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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby BeastProwl » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:23 pm

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Re: Thundercracker's a racist

Postby -Kanrabat- » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:34 pm

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njb902 wrote:
-Kanrabat- wrote:
BeastProwl wrote:At least according to this guy, who's obviously an expert.
http://www.petitions24.com/stop_hasbro_from_corrupting_kids_with_toys
I hate this planet.


Aw, come on! I hope you were not serious in your comment.

That guy is either a troll that try too hard, or a Cracked collumnist drafting a parody article. I was howling with laughter all the way!
Great job, whoever wrote that hillarious peice! :APPLAUSE:


Or it could be real.

Oh and you owe us a name and description.


I owe WHAT? I own you NOTHING you wippersnapper.
You make me think about one Transformers that have a name soo traumatizing, you'll curl into a foetal position in your bathtub, mumbling incoherently.
It's STARSCREAM.
God, that perfect being, created the stars by painting little dots in the ceiling that is our sky. (Sattlelites and all that jazz are just make beleive so the governement can control our minds. But Im safe with my tinfoil hat).
Anyway, Starscream. Science guys, those devil worshippers, try to tell us that stars are just huge giant balls of gas, making nuclear explosions all the times. Then, when a star burn up all of it's fuel, it can colaplse on istelf, creating a black hole, or exploding in a supernova. So, when a star die, it SCREAM. It either gigaexplode, of it send a death ray that can travel billions of miles. So, it's implied that the scream of a star can end all of existence. There's BILLIONS of stars in the sky. So, that mean that all those painted dots could just die and their scream will cause the apocalypse. Ridiculous. Only GOD can decide when THE worls, OUR world, the ONLY world, can end.

So, BOYCOT STARSCREAM! It's just sciency propaganda. [-(
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