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Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Dead Metal » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:16 pm

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Yea, looks like Transformers Dark of the Moon is getting pretty popular with Award shows and ceremonies. A site called Joblo.com have announced their 11th Golden Schmoes awards.
And you Transformers Dark of the Moon has a few nominations in it. Four to be exact.

Worst Movie of the Year wrote:
  • Green Lantern
  • Jack and Jill
  • Sucker Punch
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon


Most Overrated Movie of the Year wrote:
  • Bridesmaids
  • Drive
  • The Hangover, Part II
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon
  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Part 1)


Best Special Effects of the Year wrote:
  • Captain America: The First Avenger
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes
  • Thor
  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon


Best Action Sequence of the Year wrote:
  • Fast Five - Stealing the vault/chase
  • Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol - Climbing the Dubai building
  • Rise of the Apes - Apes revolution on bridge
  • Super 8 - Train crash
  • Transformers 3 - Robots vs Chicago


Voting starts On this coming Monday (February 13) and ends and Thursday the 23, the winners will then be announced on February the 24. So if you feel like DOTM deserves one of these awards, you can go vote by clicking here - starting Monday of course.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Dead Metal » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:19 pm

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Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Sideswipe501 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:22 pm

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby SlyTF1 » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:29 pm

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby griftimus prime » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:29 pm

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it deserves the first two hardcore .
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Noideaforaname » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:56 pm

Nice to see it's not completely negative.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Evil_the_Nub » Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:25 pm

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Burn » Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:18 am

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Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


DM, I know you and I have had our disagreements in the past, and there's been plenty of things we didn't agree on, but come on man.

Green Lantern is worse than Twilight? What the hell is wrong with you man? Don't tell me you're one of THEM.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby rpetras » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:04 am

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Burn wrote:Green Lantern is worse than Twilight? What the hell is wrong with you man? Don't tell me you're one of THEM.



As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.

Jack and Jill, on the other hand. No. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Burn » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:20 am

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rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Dead Metal » Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:22 am

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Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby RhA » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:51 am

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Sucker Punch should win by a landslide. That movie was packed with so much ass and dookie.

She dances and everyone forgets! And there we go again, watching another useless action scene!
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Mykltron » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:08 am

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Burn » Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:16 am

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Dead Metal wrote:
Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.


You're choosing Robert Paterson over Ryan "I screwed up two comic book characters but I'm still awesome" Reynolds.

You're man card, please be giving it to me now.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Dead Metal » Mon Feb 13, 2012 3:32 am

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Burn wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:
Burn wrote:
rpetras wrote:As bad as the Twilight stuff is, it can still be appreciated in a "Megasquid vs Giant Octopus", so bad you have to laugh at it, kind of way.


You sound like you watched the Twilight movies ...

I watched one of them, and while those where the worst 3 hours of my life, it still provided me with loads of joke material.

While Green Lantern, is well, a horrible movie featuring Green Lantern.


You're choosing Robert Paterson over Ryan "I screwed up two comic book characters but I'm still awesome" Reynolds.

You're man card, please be giving it to me now.

Robert Pattison at least knows he's in crap and openly hates and trolls Twilight, which actually kinda makes him more awesome than Reynolds.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby cotss2012 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:07 pm

Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


Green Arrow?
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Capt.Failure » Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:33 pm

More film critic funded "worst movie" awards that amount to them circle-jerking about how important their opinions are(n't)?

To quote John Malcovich in DoTM:

"Impress me." >:oP
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Evil Eye » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:21 am

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Basically, the way that these awards work is, if the film is just, well, enjoyable (which DOTM was) and doesn't pretend to be anything more, then it's automatically terrible. Also, in the film world, if you say anything good about Michael Bay then you get attacked with LOL EXPLOSIONS TROLOLOLO. But then film critics stopped being about actually giving proper reviews a long time ago, in favour of finding funnier ways of saying "THIS FILM SUCKS LOL".

Unfortunately, not only has the Transformers movie franchise got normal "critic" stupidity up against it, it also has the people going "OMG IT'S NOT G1 THEREFORE IT SUCKS!!!!". I for one thought the new aesthetic was a breath of fresh air, infinitely preferable to the G1 "stack of rectangles" look, with no proper joints and horrific size changing and deformation.

And come on, who honestly watches a giant robot film for the plot? (Unless it's Neon Genesis Evangelion, and let's face it, they weren't trying for anything remotely like that).
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Red 50 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:36 am

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cotss2012 wrote:
Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


Green Arrow?


Whoa, Metal, get your facts straight.

As much as I know, there is no movie of Green Arrow.
The only thing about Green Arrow is the 2012 TV series titled "Arrow"

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Burn » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:59 pm

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Red 50 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:52 am

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

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