Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Black Hat » Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:21 am

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Basically, the way that these awards work is, if the film is just, well, enjoyable (which DOTM was) and doesn't pretend to be anything more, then it's automatically terrible. Also, in the film world, if you say anything good about Michael Bay then you get attacked with LOL EXPLOSIONS TROLOLOLO. But then film critics stopped being about actually giving proper reviews a long time ago, in favour of finding funnier ways of saying "THIS FILM SUCKS LOL".

Unfortunately, not only has the Transformers movie franchise got normal "critic" stupidity up against it, it also has the people going "OMG IT'S NOT G1 THEREFORE IT SUCKS!!!!". I for one thought the new aesthetic was a breath of fresh air, infinitely preferable to the G1 "stack of rectangles" look, with no proper joints and horrific size changing and deformation.

And come on, who honestly watches a giant robot film for the plot? (Unless it's Neon Genesis Evangelion, and let's face it, they weren't trying for anything remotely like that).
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Red 50 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:36 am

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Dead Metal wrote:Well, the fact that it goes up against Green Arrow in Worst picture of the year lets you know that it won't be taking that award home.


Green Arrow?


Whoa, Metal, get your facts straight.

As much as I know, there is no movie of Green Arrow.
The only thing about Green Arrow is the 2012 TV series titled "Arrow"

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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Burn » Sun Feb 24, 2013 1:59 pm

Seriously? You're going to drag up an argument that's a year old?
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby Red 50 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 10:52 am

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To be fair I am a little nuts on the top floor, so yeah.
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Re: Transformers Dark of the Moon: Golden Schmoes nominations

Postby lovesun » Fri Mar 29, 2013 3:30 am

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