by WarzoneBeta » Wed Dec 08, 2010 5:16 am
- Motto: ""Freedom is the right....ah who the slag am I kidding, WHO WANTS TO BLOW **** UP!!!""
- Weapon: Sonic Umbrella
Twas the Night Before Tronmas
'Twas the night before Tronmas, and all through the base
Not an optic was unshuttered on anyone's face
The helms were left by the smelting pool with care
In hopes that the Liege Maximo soon would be there
The minicons were recharging, safe in their berths
Recalling our conquests of various Earths
While I in my helmet, and Starscream in chains
Were discussing his ludicrous leadership claims.
Shockwave the One-Eyed Decepticon
You know Thundercracker and Skywarp
And Dirge and Ramjet,
Thrust and Octane
And Astrotrain and Blitzwing.
But do you recall
The most famous Decepticon of all?
Shockwave the one-eyed Decepticon
Had a very creepy eye
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other Decepticons
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Shockwave
Play in any Decepticon games
Then one foggy Tronmas Eve
Megatron came to say
Shockwave with your eye so bright
Won't you guide my purple griffin tonight?
Then all the Autobots feared him
And they shouted out with terror
"Shockwave the one-eyed Decepticon
You'll go down in history!"
“Alas, poor Ulrich…I didn’t know him so who cares”-me
Due to his rather unique birth, Grimlock has a slow but endearing speech pattern, which can easily make you forget he's Godzilla with style. And weapons.