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Vic wrote:

Psychout wrote:I'm tracking everyone I can - logistical nightmare but fun nonetheless.

Psychout wrote:Any cons got any 2-4's spare?

http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar ... _id=122700

We're a minion short of a victory... 12 min left

Woah, That's quite a response. Good show lads!

That was an UGLY sweep. I got Ram stunned early and the rest of the Bots in that one were pretty useless.

This is
WARPORNNEWSNETWORK

making a profit out of a crisis.

- Good evening. I'm a Cheerleading Zombie femcon, go figure.

- And I'm the most irritating robot on the planet. Except maybe for Carganous. And most of Phaze's team really, but I'm at least in the top 10.

- Tonight we'll be talking about rummaging around in the heads of your enemies; do you really want to know what goes on in there? WarPorn is not a organisation that would recklessly attempt to use a brand new technology without any kind of proper testing... oh, wait, Yes it is, but we decided that we'd forcibly attach one of these neural scanners that we stole from Starscream to one of our team and see just what happened. Here is Mal Practice with a full report:

Well, it was quite a simple procedure really. We took one of the teams loyal minions - in this case our resident savage Hard Wired, bludgeoned him into unconsciousness and hooked his limited brain up to the 550" Plasma screen TV on the far wall. *here we go, ah...* So, as you can see the results are quite-

What the??!

<<<'HARD WIRED' MEMORY RELAY UPLINK COMPLETE>>>
<<<MEMORY STORAGE FOR 3 DECACYCLES RETRIEVED>>>

<<<END OF MEMORY FILES>>>

Ah... ahem.

Um, back to the studio..?

- Well, who didn't see that coming? So the moral here wait, we have morals now? is to always be careful when you are rummaging around inside another mechs head, you may not like what you see.

- Quite, Wheelie, remind me never to use those things on you. In today's other big news, reinforcements finally began to arrive in the beleaguered region of Decahex where fighting has already intensified. Initial (and by initial we mean invented) reports currently state that its still at a stalemate, and the mine remains closed to all visitors, including press. The Autobots reinforced accident investigation team is slowly making its way towards the explosion site, but the Deceptions -who really couldn't care less who blew up the mine as long as they get to steal all the energon and kill the Autobots whilst they are at it - are doing all they can to stop the fun.

- It may be some time before we can actually be sure who has the upper hand, but the one thing we can be sure of is that these neural scanner upgrades are adding an extra dimension to this battle that definitely brings a bit of excitement back to this war.

- Excitement until they try look at the inside of Soundwaves head, that'll be like listening to Aphex Twin played backwards...*shudder* NO ONE wants to see that.

Psychout wrote:edit: ugh, scratch that - i need to read my logs better.

Name_Violation wrote:got AZ

Name_Violation wrote:you weren't the one i was trying to hunt ...

THe "role model" seems to be M.I.A.

Psychout wrote:Alldarker has taken down Name_Violation to take back control of the game for the Autobots!

Name_Violation wrote:

Psychout wrote:Alldarker has taken down Name_Violation to take back control of the game for the Autobots!

broke that hex

The war had really just begun and while most of Cybertron was engulfed in it, there were a few pockets which the war hadn't touched. The bar was one of them. And the barkeep ... tough as nails, both sides wanted him and tried to recruit him many times. But he stayed neutral. He understood both sides but also knew what was going to happen to Cybertron. So he stayed neutral, and made sure that everyone knew that as soon as you stepped into his bar, differences were put aside.

The bar had it's regulars, and I know for those of us Autobots who were there on a regular basis, we were always hearing about "dereliction of duty" from our superiors. I can only imagine how hard it was for the 'Cons.

There was one time, this new kid walked in, bit of a hot head, very cocky. Had heard all about "the bar where the war doesn't exist" and thought he could throw his weight around.

We had our share of idiots though, thought they could find themselves some easy targets.

As soon as he pulled his gun out, the barkeep was on him. Never seen a bot so old move so fast. One minute the kid was reaching for his gun, the next he was strung up against the wall and being made an example of.

There were no easy targets, the barkeep made sure of that. Those that tried to cause trouble, well the barkeep made short work of them.

For the most part though, the place was neutral, we drank, we set aside our differences.

That barkeep, we should have put him in charge of the damn planet. Would have sorted everyone out.

Of course, good things don’t last forever.

Should have put him in charge … but of course, the war had a habit of consuming everything.

Name_Violation wrote:i wish i had a chance to take this competitively....

i dont have time to track kills like i used to

(and playing from a phone 90% of the time sucks.......more dots......

Rules Post wrote:Battle 2) Faction Special Forces missions. (Forum posters, sign-ups required)

A team-capture game, in the style of a 'scalphunt'.

• Only players who have signed-up in the forum can be included.
• All missions are legal in this game.
• Collect 6* members of an opponents team and they are captured, becoming 'The Prisoner'.
• Only 1 player can be 'The Prisoner' at any one time.
• The capturing faction gains an extra point for each WarMission victory whilst they still hold 'The Prisoner'.
• 'The Prisoner' can still enter any and all WarMissions and hunt whilst captured.
• The scalphunt continues until the land war ends with any newly captured players replacing the existing 'Prisoner', counted from the mission number in which the 6th head of their team was posted.
• 'The Prisoner' can be replaced by a prisoner of the same faction.
• 'The Prisoner' can escape in one of 2 ways (whichever happens first.)
  
  [1]Another player is captured (including one the Prisoner catches themselves) which then replaces them as 'The Prisoner'
  [2]'The Prisoner' makes 50 kills in non-WarMissions (1-4,6-9) and escapes.
• The Staff will track who is the current prisoner in the first post of the Scores thread. We will try to update each time it changes as soon as is possible.

There were two Commanders from either side. Use to be good friends before the war, but when the war began they found themselves on opposing sides. The war quickly twisted their friendship into hatred.

Us Autobots may have believed we were fighting to preserve what was so great about our society, but there was always going to be some who fought for their own reasons. One bot in particular, well he just signed up because he just hated some other bot.

No one knows who really fired first. All we know is that their hatred reached a point both were blinded. So they ordered their forces to attack. They knew where they were, that one small pocket of Cybertron that had been kept from the war, they knew … but they ordered their forces anyway.

I know a number of us opposed the order, and from what I heard, there were a few ‘Cons as well. Those of us who resisted were left with no choice but to join in just to save our own comrades, that’s how vicious the battle was. Both sides were able to withdraw … but it didn’t matter, the damage had been done.

We pulled back, but it didn’t matter. The bar was destroyed.

Once we’d fallen back to a safe distance, we were without a Commander. So a few us headed back in. And that’s when we found him.

We’d pulled back, but our idiot Commander and his former friend had found each other on the battlefield, blinded by their hatred they had kept fighting even after their troops had withdrawn.

He was laying there, no light in his optics. The barkeep. We were all so shocked we didn’t even realise we’d been surrounded by Decepticons.

We found them … they had fought each other to the death. But we didn’t care, we saw him. The barkeep. Or rather the Autobots had found him first. Initially we saw this as an opportunity to finish them off.

Figured we were done for. But then something strange happened.

This happened because of two Commanders, blinded by their hatred for each other. This place had been neutral, he had been neutral, but their hatred had destroyed the place and him.

They joined us. They helped us carry him from the ruins. And even though the bar was destroyed, what it represented still stood. And for a while, the war stopped. Autobots and Decepticons, we gathered together, we put aside the fighting, we put aside our differences.