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Archone wrote:In a recent battle my autobot Archone was privileged to fight alongside an autobat named Nyteshade. Nyteshade was armed with "set of Twin Targetmaster Swords, 'Masamune & Murasame'" and I'm curious as to how they obtained such a weapon. Was this from a now removed content as with the minicons? Or something else? Also, is it possible to name non-targetmaster weapons like that?

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No, I don't. See, these things aren't like people, they're more like pets. Once you catch them in your specialised electrified-net they don't try to reason with you or escape, they just swear continually until you clip them on wherever you need them to enhance your performance in everyday life, they aren't exclusively used in battle you know!

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Like this: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! But then I found me some of these other guys, almost as tiny as Minicons, but I'm yet to squeeze much power out of them - usually they just scream when I impale them on their peg...

- Um, are you sure those are actually Minicons there, it was our understanding that they went extinct almost 4 years ago...

...eh? So what's this little guy all about th-*explosion*

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Psychout wrote:Burn, what have we told you about being helpful to the players....

Burn wrote:

Psychout wrote:Burn, what have we told you about being helpful to the players....

... Don't ... be?

Psychout wrote:(...)
Anshin's Targetmaster is one of two weapon prototypes (the other is on a Decepticon)(...)

alldarker wrote:

Psychout wrote:(...)
Anshin's Targetmaster is one of two weapon prototypes (the other is on a Decepticon)(...)

Yeah, I was wondering what that weapon was that Nosferatu is carrying, to make him almost unbeatable! Don't know if he just has a good build, or if it's the new weapon he's carrying, but if it is the weapon... it might be a bit overpowered And if not... what's he paying that RNG???

alldarker wrote:

Psychout wrote:(...)
Anshin's Targetmaster is one of two weapon prototypes (the other is on a Decepticon)(...)

Yeah, I was wondering what that weapon was that Nosferatu is carrying, to make him almost unbeatable! Don't know if he just has a good build, or if it's the new weapon he's carrying, but if it is the weapon... it might be a bit overpowered And if not... what's he paying that RNG???

Burn wrote:You're slipping AD if you missed this last weekend.

Burn wrote:And here I was wasting my time all of last weekend trialling different settings so that people could get a bit more enjoyment out of this game, and that's the thanks I get.

alldarker wrote:But seriously, if you guys are working on new and exciting stuff, I'm all for it, and you have my support. Just make sure it makes me get more XP

alldarker wrote:Not even sure what I was supposed to see in that mission. Strafer Cannon? Cool name, but was it any good?

Burn wrote:

alldarker wrote:Not even sure what I was supposed to see in that mission. Strafer Cannon? Cool name, but was it any good?

We've got a lot of redundant options from stuff that was oh so close to being implemented, just had to run through things to see if they made any difference.

They didn't.

The Strafer Cannon was basically an testing weapon with maxed out maximum and the lowest minimum damage, which when fed by high strength ... well 85% was on the high end of the scale, and 4% at the other end.

We know how to make them ridiculously over-powered, now we just have to introduce some new weapons while making sure they're balanced.

alldarker wrote:

Psychout wrote:(...)
Anshin's Targetmaster is one of two weapon prototypes (the other is on a Decepticon)(...)

Yeah, I was wondering what that weapon was that Nosferatu is carrying, to make him almost unbeatable! Don't know if he just has a good build, or if it's the new weapon he's carrying, but if it is the weapon... it might be a bit overpowered And if not... what's he paying that RNG???

_Anshin_ wrote:

alldarker wrote:

Psychout wrote:(...)
Anshin's Targetmaster is one of two weapon prototypes (the other is on a Decepticon)(...)

Yeah, I was wondering what that weapon was that Nosferatu is carrying, to make him almost unbeatable! Don't know if he just has a good build, or if it's the new weapon he's carrying, but if it is the weapon... it might be a bit overpowered And if not... what's he paying that RNG???

Nah, its actually the build that has more to do with it than the weapon. Trust me, I have moved it between characters and noticed a difference between the two characters in terms of attack and damage.

_Anshin_ wrote:I still say we test Potentate for performance enhancing Energon. I heard Bristleback had started selling it from one of his asteroid caches.

alldarker wrote:_Anshin_, good to see you've come on board with the ability to provide some development in the game. Taking a risk there, though: of course you MUST know what happens to everyone who's ever tried to develop this game any further... they suddenly and inexplicably DISAPPEAR from the face of this earth!