This morning at 9 O'Clock one of the kids in my school was brought into me by the care staff. AS he is sitting down he says,
"I hurt me hand, I'm not doing any BLEEPING work"
I just smiled and said,
"Really? Well we'll find something u can do. I've heard ur ambidextrous, is that true?"
"Yeah" he says "I can write "BLEEP off" with both hands."
At this point i was sensing a downward turn. Time elapsed so far, about 30 seconds. So being a normal teacher i reply,
"Ok you gotta watch your language"
To which he replies,
"Go BLEEP yourself"
So we are at maybe 40-45 seconds so far, and i have to bring out the threat.
"If u dont change ur attitude ill have to send u to the quite room*"
Of course tough guy says,
"Like i give a BLEEP" and the care staff escort him out of the room.
Total time in class, 1 min to 1 min 30.
What a way to start the day!
*Like solitary confinmentt
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