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Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:08 pm
by Shadowman
OptiMagnus wrote:But really, if the Mayans could "predict the future" they would have been able to see the threats to their society, work around it, and live happily ever after. But there are no Mayans now, are there?


Actually there's millions of them.

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Sun Dec 23, 2012 8:02 pm
by SKYWARPED_128
Shadowman wrote:
OptiMagnus wrote:But really, if the Mayans could "predict the future" they would have been able to see the threats to their society, work around it, and live happily ever after. But there are no Mayans now, are there?


Actually there's millions of them.


B-But...those aren't the flint-blade wielding, heart-ripping, human sacrificing ones from Apocalypto. :P

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 2:54 am
by Va'al
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
OptiMagnus wrote:But really, if the Mayans could "predict the future" they would have been able to see the threats to their society, work around it, and live happily ever after. But there are no Mayans now, are there?


Actually there's millions of them.


B-But...those aren't the flint-blade wielding, heart-ripping, human sacrificing ones from Apocalypto. :P


Nah, that's the tourist side.
http://www.smh.com.au/travel/travel-news/tourists-damage-mayan-temple-during-apocalypse-frenzy-20121224-2bu7f.html

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 5:21 am
by Rex Prime
23 ended and i didn't witness Zombies and Demons.

The Apocalypse sucked, i want my money back!.

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 12:36 pm
by d_sel1
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
OptiMagnus wrote:But really, if the Mayans could "predict the future" they would have been able to see the threats to their society, work around it, and live happily ever after. But there are no Mayans now, are there?


Actually there's millions of them.


B-But...those aren't the flint-blade wielding, heart-ripping, human sacrificing ones from Apocalypto. :P


Do we really need the modern Mayans to return to their roots on that one?

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 4:30 pm
by Shadowman
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
OptiMagnus wrote:But really, if the Mayans could "predict the future" they would have been able to see the threats to their society, work around it, and live happily ever after. But there are no Mayans now, are there?


Actually there's millions of them.


B-But...those aren't the flint-blade wielding, heart-ripping, human sacrificing ones from Apocalypto. :P


I know, right? Also they're called Mayas, there's no N. Just another popular misconception about them, along with the misconception that their civilization ended, and that they were able to predict the end of the world.

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:15 pm
by d_sel1
Rodimus Prime wrote:Image


Is there is a good apocalypse?

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 6:36 pm
by njb902
d_sel1 wrote:
Rodimus Prime wrote:Image


Is there is a good apocalypse?


The one we never know happens.

Edit : I love that picture, yet still hate cats.

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:32 pm
by SKYWARPED_128
Shadowman wrote:
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
OptiMagnus wrote:But really, if the Mayans could "predict the future" they would have been able to see the threats to their society, work around it, and live happily ever after. But there are no Mayans now, are there?


Actually there's millions of them.


B-But...those aren't the flint-blade wielding, heart-ripping, human sacrificing ones from Apocalypto. :P


I know, right? Also they're called Mayas, there's no N. Just another popular misconception about them, along with the misconception that their civilization ended, and that they were able to predict the end of the world.


Well, I doubt they'll be bothering the Maya for a while. Doomsday morons are now saying the Korean rapper Psy is the prophesied horseman in Nostradamus' predictions--something about a prancing horse and the nine circles representing his one billion views in youtube.

I guess he'll spreading leg injuries and hernias instead of pestilence, plague or war.

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Mon Dec 24, 2012 10:53 pm
by d_sel1
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
SKYWARPED_128 wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
OptiMagnus wrote:But really, if the Mayans could "predict the future" they would have been able to see the threats to their society, work around it, and live happily ever after. But there are no Mayans now, are there?


Actually there's millions of them.


B-But...those aren't the flint-blade wielding, heart-ripping, human sacrificing ones from Apocalypto. :P


I know, right? Also they're called Mayas, there's no N. Just another popular misconception about them, along with the misconception that their civilization ended, and that they were able to predict the end of the world.


Well, I doubt they'll be bothering the Maya for a while. Doomsday morons are now saying the Korean rapper Psy is the prophesied horseman in Nostradamus' predictions--something about a prancing horse and the nine circles representing his one billion views in youtube.

I guess he'll spreading leg injuries and hernias instead of pestilence, plague or war.


Lada Gaga, Bieber, and various other no talents is a better sign of the apocalypse (psy stinks too!). :D At least, this Psy one is a pure hoax, not a mere misunderstanding.

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:39 pm
by Red 50
Well, I don't know if it's too late or not but...


Merry christmas to you all!

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Wed Dec 26, 2012 4:08 pm
by Towline
Actually we are surviving multiple Apocalypse flexuating gas prices, poisoned food of the week, regions of the world in various forms of turmoil, the newest virus of the week. All at the same time

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 5:42 pm
by Red 50
Oh, there's no need for apocalypse if poisonous or bad food is considered.

In my area there was a case in november where a burger restaurant had served burgers with worms in the salad.
And a little bit after that a chain of shops sold salmon which also had worms in it.

And I myself happened to buy a bag of crab-sticks which had also gone sour.

What a waste of good food before december...

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:58 pm
by d_sel1
Wigglez wrote:Shouldn't all of this be in the thread where we though if 2012 was the end of the world or not? Anyway. This is the worst apocalypse ever. I don't even get to kill anything. But I'm going to make my kids watch the movie and tell them I survived that s***.


Ever thought doing the same thing for 1984? You can say this was what it was when I was in school, being watched by Big Brother after walking through 50 ft of snow!

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:03 am
by Nemesis Maximo
Someday, our kids are gonna say:

Kids: Mommy/Daddy, tell us about the time you all though the world was going to end.

Us: Well, Kids, in Y2k people thought the computors -

Kids: No. the other time!

Us: Oh, um...it was called the bird flu.

Kids: No, the other time.

Us: The swine flu?

Kids: No. after that!

Us: Well, President Obama was re-elected -

Kids: Come on! After that!

Us: You mean when they thought Chuck Norris died?

Kids: No, no, no.Before that!

Us: OH! #-o Right! Well, some people thought the Mayans...

Man, we humans are pretty apocalyptically minded.

Re: Welcome to the Post-Apocalypse

PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:21 am
by slick2street
I just left from Fort Knox. Wasn't any gold when I got there, was some empty cargo truck that were painted like Optimus when I left. :D Anyway, zombies took over security. Ran 'em over with a Peterbilt and ransacked the place. They had some sweet tvs, so I stole them. Anyone want a 52" HD tv?