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Re: What if transformers where real?

Postby d_sel1 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:20 pm

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Rodimus Prime wrote:This made me ponder a question: if we take this OP by different continuities, how would it turn out? Certainly, some of the Megatrons were much more successful than others in causing mayhem and taking steps in overtaking the planet.


Abosolutely. In fact, the entire course of any Decepticon invasion, human resistance to it, and many other aspects of this battle will be determine by the continuity of the Decepticons. Two examples:

Cartoon G1: The Decepticons can basically survive anywhere but the Sun. They can get the energon they need from any source they want, so they could get fuel from anywhere. So G1 can invade anywhere, anytime they want to. If they wanted to just kill off a majority of humans, they just need a couple of asteroids into the ocean, the resulting tsumanis and "impact winter" would do most the work for them.

TF Prime: Different circumstances. The Decepticons have a different diet and can only seem to get energon in a mineral form, so have get it before they starve. Also, these Decepticons have problems with extreme cold, so humans can hide in say Siberia for at least winter. Also, once people discover the Decepticons dietary habits, they can destroy nearby energon supplies, making it more a pain for the Decepticons to stay here. Also, because the TF Prime Decepticons are weather wimps, causing a "impact winter" with asteroids will render big chunk of Earth inhospitable for them, so they think twice about hurling asteroids into the ocean, taking away an useful doomsday attack.
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Re: What if transformers where real?

Postby Handels-Messerschmitt » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:35 pm

PrymeStriker wrote:I don't want to be involved in a giant robot's war. "Good luck, buddy. Here's what you need, now leave me alone. "


I'd ask to be turned into a headmaster. Sweet new cyborg body PLUS additional giant robot body that can also turn into a vehicle PLUS someone who is always there for you to bother? That's a win/win/win scenario as far as I am concerned. I'd also never have to worry about paying rent.
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Re: What if transformers where real?

Postby TDK Akita » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:07 pm

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Handels-Messerschmitt wrote:I'd ask to be turned into a headmaster. Sweet new cyborg body PLUS additional giant robot body that can also turn into a vehicle PLUS someone who is always there for you to bother? That's a win/win/win scenario as far as I am concerned. I'd also never have to worry about paying rent.


Ditto over here, especially on the rent thing! Only interference is the fact that i'm NOT dropping out of college, interstellar war or not... i'll fight the good fight after my classes are done for the day. :J
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Re: What if transformers where real?

Postby Rodimus Prime » Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:35 pm

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Handels-Messerschmitt wrote:I'd ask to be turned into a headmaster. Sweet new cyborg body PLUS additional giant robot body that can also turn into a vehicle PLUS someone who is always there for you to bother? That's a win/win/win scenario as far as I am concerned. I'd also never have to worry about paying rent.


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Re: What if transformers where real?

Postby RhA » Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:09 pm

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Rodimus Prime wrote:
Handels-Messerschmitt wrote:I'd ask to be turned into a headmaster. Sweet new cyborg body PLUS additional giant robot body that can also turn into a vehicle PLUS someone who is always there for you to bother? That's a win/win/win scenario as far as I am concerned. I'd also never have to worry about paying rent.


:APPLAUSE: :APPLAUSE: :APPLAUSE: :APPLAUSE: :APPLAUSE:


Time for a 'giving head' innuendo?
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Re: What if transformers where real?

Postby TDK Akita » Tue Oct 30, 2012 6:52 pm

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RhA wrote:Time for a 'giving head' innuendo?


Surprised noone didn't say "headshot moneyshot".
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Kibble » Wed Oct 31, 2012 9:43 am

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Omega Alfa Prime wrote:ok new question same topic, what would you (anyone who wants to answer) react to an autobot showing up on your front door and saying that you are the only person that can help them?


I'd say okay, but where's the smokin' hot slag that accompanies said person during these adventures...
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Breakdown 2099 » Mon Nov 12, 2012 6:15 am

Omega Alfa Prime wrote:ok new question same topic, what would you (anyone who wants to answer) react to an autobot showing up on your front door and saying that you are the only person that can help them?
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I'd shake my head, politely point to the off white Lamborghini Countach in my driveway, then put one in his eye.
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Orion Paximus » Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:49 pm

Autobots living here on Earth can be awesome, especially if it's the New Team Prime from the show, "Transformers Prime". I'd love to be hanging out with Arcee, cuz she's the hottest bot i've seen in the show. I'd love learning about Cybertronian Technology from Ratchet, and just watching Bulkhead scream like a little girl lol. (Reference from the Season 1 Episode "Scrapheap"). But then again if Decepticons get involved all the fun we have with the Autobots would go downhill unless we develop something that can completely extinguish all Decepticons or turn them all into Autobots and we all live together.
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Sinnertwin » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:05 am

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The Decepticons are probably reading this thread now and preparing countermeasures...
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Henry921 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 5:29 am

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Sinnertwin wrote:The Decepticons are probably reading this thread now and preparing countermeasures...


If the Decepticons wanted to conquer humanity, all they'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to destroy every global economy in an instant.

If we wanted to stop the giant robots from bring their war to us... all we'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to annihilate their circuitry. Assuming we had a device powerful enough to hit them all at once and don't have to use high altitude nuclear weaponry to achieve it, thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.

...Huh. That was more depressing than I intended.

My point is war is inevitable. Side with the Decepticons now. They'll do what must be done, and leave you dominion over what remains if you serve them well. :CON:
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby d_sel1 » Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:53 pm

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Henry921 wrote:
Sinnertwin wrote:The Decepticons are probably reading this thread now and preparing countermeasures...


If the Decepticons wanted to conquer humanity, all they'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to destroy every global economy in an instant.

If we wanted to stop the giant robots from bring their war to us... all we'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to annihilate their circuitry. Assuming we had a device powerful enough to hit them all at once and don't have to use high altitude nuclear weaponry to achieve it, thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.

...Huh. That was more depressing than I intended.

My point is war is inevitable. Side with the Decepticons now. They'll do what must be done, and leave you dominion over what remains if you serve them well. :CON:


That is a likely scenario with the EMP, but the Decepticons might not want to fry our infrastructure too much. For a G1 Decepticon, a power grip would like a vending machine/grocery store. Living off the land is good way to survive on a foreign planet, destroying an easy potential food supply for yourself is a risky move. A virus would be more effective.
Also an alliance with the Decepticons might not work. We offering Megatron a peace treaty would be as insane as thinking that cochroaches could be negotiating with the UN for amnesty.
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Sinnertwin » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:00 am

Motto: "Take the foolish path, it's much more fun."
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Henry921 wrote:...thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.


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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Henry921 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:27 am

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Sinnertwin wrote:
Henry921 wrote:...thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.


Start collecting bottlecaps!


You go ahead and keep your bottlecaps. I'm gonna go break into government warehouses and steal some experimental power armor. It gives me +25 resistance to radiation.
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Sinnertwin » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:39 am

Motto: "Take the foolish path, it's much more fun."
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Henry921 wrote:
Sinnertwin wrote:
Henry921 wrote:...thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.


Start collecting bottlecaps!


You go ahead and keep your bottlecaps. I'm gonna go break into government warehouses and steal some experimental power armor. It gives me +25 resistance to radiation.


I'm going to train some Yao Guai and start my own travelling circus.
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Henry921 » Fri Mar 01, 2013 4:42 am

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Sinnertwin wrote:I'm going to train some Yao Guai and start my own travelling circus.


I'm gonna make friends with a few Jackson chameleons. By 2277 my investment will have payed off.
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Sinnertwin » Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:33 am

Motto: "Take the foolish path, it's much more fun."
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Henry921 wrote:
Sinnertwin wrote:I'm going to train some Yao Guai and start my own travelling circus.


I'm gonna make friends with a few Jackson chameleons. By 2277 my investment will have payed off.


Definitely, but can you get them to balance a ball on their noses?
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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Z3ROhour » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:19 pm

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Re: What if transformers were real?

Postby Aladar » Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:48 am

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