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RhA wrote:Time for a 'giving head' innuendo?

Surprised noone didn't say "headshot moneyshot".

Omega Alfa Prime wrote:ok new question same topic, what would you (anyone who wants to answer) react to an autobot showing up on your front door and saying that you are the only person that can help them?

I'd say okay, but where's the smokin' hot slag that accompanies said person during these adventures...

Omega Alfa Prime wrote:ok new question same topic, what would you (anyone who wants to answer) react to an autobot showing up on your front door and saying that you are the only person that can help them?

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I'd shake my head, politely point to the off white Lamborghini Countach in my driveway, then put one in his eye.

Autobots living here on Earth can be awesome, especially if it's the New Team Prime from the show, "Transformers Prime". I'd love to be hanging out with Arcee, cuz she's the hottest bot i've seen in the show. I'd love learning about Cybertronian Technology from Ratchet, and just watching Bulkhead scream like a little girl lol. (Reference from the Season 1 Episode "Scrapheap"). But then again if Decepticons get involved all the fun we have with the Autobots would go downhill unless we develop something that can completely extinguish all Decepticons or turn them all into Autobots and we all live together.

The Decepticons are probably reading this thread now and preparing countermeasures...

Sinnertwin wrote:The Decepticons are probably reading this thread now and preparing countermeasures...

If the Decepticons wanted to conquer humanity, all they'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to destroy every global economy in an instant.

If we wanted to stop the giant robots from bring their war to us... all we'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to annihilate their circuitry. Assuming we had a device powerful enough to hit them all at once and don't have to use high altitude nuclear weaponry to achieve it, thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.

...Huh. That was more depressing than I intended.

My point is war is inevitable. Side with the Decepticons now. They'll do what must be done, and leave you dominion over what remains if you serve them well.

Henry921 wrote:

Sinnertwin wrote:The Decepticons are probably reading this thread now and preparing countermeasures...

If the Decepticons wanted to conquer humanity, all they'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to destroy every global economy in an instant.

If we wanted to stop the giant robots from bring their war to us... all we'd need is an electromagnetic pulse to annihilate their circuitry. Assuming we had a device powerful enough to hit them all at once and don't have to use high altitude nuclear weaponry to achieve it, thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.

...Huh. That was more depressing than I intended.

My point is war is inevitable. Side with the Decepticons now. They'll do what must be done, and leave you dominion over what remains if you serve them well.

That is a likely scenario with the EMP, but the Decepticons might not want to fry our infrastructure too much. For a G1 Decepticon, a power grip would like a vending machine/grocery store. Living off the land is good way to survive on a foreign planet, destroying an easy potential food supply for yourself is a risky move. A virus would be more effective.
Also an alliance with the Decepticons might not work. We offering Megatron a peace treaty would be as insane as thinking that cochroaches could be negotiating with the UN for amnesty.

Henry921 wrote:...thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.

Start collecting bottlecaps!

Sinnertwin wrote:

Henry921 wrote:...thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.

Start collecting bottlecaps!

You go ahead and keep your bottlecaps. I'm gonna go break into government warehouses and steal some experimental power armor. It gives me +25 resistance to radiation.

Henry921 wrote:

Sinnertwin wrote:

Henry921 wrote:...thus destroying ourselves with radioactive fallout.

Start collecting bottlecaps!

You go ahead and keep your bottlecaps. I'm gonna go break into government warehouses and steal some experimental power armor. It gives me +25 resistance to radiation.

I'm going to train some Yao Guai and start my own travelling circus.